I work in the Association for Clinical Microbiology and Antimicrobial Chemotherapy
There is plenty of bad things in our laboratories.
There are strains of Salmonella, sinigny bark, some there fever and fever.
Distributed call
A woman with an excited voice: "This is from a laboratory tank. We are in danger of infection..."

"On the computer appeared a window with the inscription worm win32\fujacks please drop, see"

and we were scared by the developer department)) she still said so slowly and with horror, tried to formulate the thought to correctly tell what was happening)

Discussion of sports cars:

michaelf: this "just bugatti" max speed 431 km/h -)

Mortadella: Yes, yes, and the tires are washed in 15 minutes, but that’s not a problem because gasoline is only enough for 7 minutes of such a ride.

We answered:
Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs
Do you remember who invested money in his fruit company?

Yes is. This is Forrest Gump.

Optimism is the preponderance of faith over experience.

from the Veterinary Forum. The case occurs, accordingly, in the wardrobe.

They come to Beijing. Thick to horror, wool shattered.
I want to sleep the dog.
What is so?
No other way, believe me. We have been suffering for a long time. just let us
Hurry up if you can.
Well, as you will say.
I give a receipt, signed quickly. I prepare a syringe and go to the dog. I remove the cap from the needle.
Doctor, is he sleeping a long time?
In the sense?? to
Will we be able to cut it? Or he does not do so.”

A celebration of all!
With which?
Day of the Disabled!
Why all of them?
Can you afford to buy an apartment?
and no.
What kind of car do you like?
and no.
Why is?
Chances are lacking.
Today is the day of people with disabilities.
Congratulations to you, country!

xxx: the puppy
YYY: SAM PASSI BOČKI

Email by SMS.

XXX (known from Moscow): Listen, you are still working there?
I : Well yes.
xxx: We have a database here and the connection with the affiliates does not work. Please look at the office in the window - do you still have our boat there?

Commentary on the news: "Valuev and the shaman seized ghosts to attack the trail of the yeti":

I am looking for Dad ?

I sit at work. Mood is not working. I do not want to do anything. I sit in a lie. And then the spam comes to the mail "The Magic Penel or How to Make Yourself Work?". Looking around side by side. began to work.

Two months after moving. There is a steady feeling that the neighbor from above is crushing with screws and gauges, judging by the whisking in the stand.
And it would be nothing, but the letters in his mailbox come on the name of Bender.

In the Hebrew:
The article "Social networks want to take control" and the question - I would like to know what the Habra people think about this.

Kamment: I think it is time to gather and discuss the need for the existence of the state

When I was 14 years old, I appeared.
Computer, I took the rule to watch.
Listen to the headphones so that no one
I have not heard any other words besides me.
Aha, from my room. I am now 24.
If I don’t wear headphones,
Not standing up. How to?

When I told my wife I could go to another woman, she laughed for 10 minutes. Then she forced me to clean the pot all night long.

From somewhere today came out my childhood photo, 2nd "a" class. With the child (3 years) argued a long time today, I said that it was me on her, and he - that it was him. They argue to tears. Eventually, he had to agree that it was him, under the pressure of his mother. Fuck, it’s still me.

He cursed the taxi driver.
Let only the navigator talk to you all your life!and "
I went quietly ?

Flipper
If scientists from different fields gather together, we will get a crowd of people who know about the world, roughly speaking, everything. If we gather representatives of all religions together, we will get a huge fight.

Following
:D

Flipper
What is funny???? to

Following
I introduced the Jews to the side.

Case at work:
The Japanese came to the delegation.
There are not Japanese, not Chinese, and not a delegation, but a symposium!
Q: So why is the banner with Japanese hieroglyphs "Welcome to delegation"?
After 3 minutes the banner was removed.

I went out to the hallway, caught an open waff fi with a 100% signal...I’ve been sitting on the floor for an hour...

X: Do you have a photo? Can you give it for a day?
WOW: There is. Have you gathered to photograph?
Q: What about taking pictures? Member of MLA.
It is not suitable for your member. There is no zoom xD