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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51444
 08.08.2011
In the chat, there was a dispute about gender relationships:
...
Amanda : No! The most important thing for a girl is to be loved.
WMP : Ahha! With this word you expressed all the subtleties of the female soul! :D
Amanda is :)

[ + 70 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51443
 08.08.2011
The generator of slogans said:
Buy a new game "United Russia 3: The Invasion of Lustful Homosexuals"!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51442
 08.08.2011
Once I lay with a high temperature accurately after passing the scheme, hallucinated. And expressed in the nonsense such a thought - said, with the increase of body temperature conductivity of nerve fibers increases, and the signal goes not only to the desired sector of memory, but also spreads to several adjacent nerves, exciting other areas of the brain and raising the wrong information that was requested. This is why there are so many inadequate analogues and "genial" ideas.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51441
 08.08.2011
I recently saw an announcement about the sale of a 2 bedroom apartment. So there in the plus section among other things was stated: "...the presence of an additional 3rd room...". Long thought...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51440
 08.08.2011
What sounds should a girl emit during an orgasm? At that moment I was nothing but "Oh!!" It does not float...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51439
 08.08.2011
Strong awakening of organizers
"Oh, I also have to arrange a concert! I’ll call our poor musicians, who always ask for the passes, write every week and ask to perform everywhere and who don’t have the money to rehearse.
Poor musicians? Would you go out this weekend?
“Oh, you know, we have a bassist in Hawaii, a vocalist in Thailand, a drummer in a psycho, and I’m digging beds, I don’t have time.
- O_O
by Asti.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №51438
 08.08.2011
I was not drunk!
You’ve been sitting in the closet for an hour trying to get into narnia.

[ + 49 - ] [33 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51437
 08.08.2011
Unlike humans, animals do not kill in the name of God.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51436
 08.08.2011
From the Turkish site itiraf.com - the confession of the girl, here is a brief reference:
"I conducted an experiment - for six months, I did sinking and other exercises only for the left leg, and the right leg was not involved. As a result, the left leg and left buttock are elastic and beautiful, and the right leg and buttock are crumbling and curly. I’ve been trying to balance for several months, but nothing works. The Questions: 1. What to do? 2nd Am I not a fool?”

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №51435
 08.08.2011
In the endless corridors of the State Duma, a 12-year-old boy, raised by deputies, was discovered. The speech is vague, the horizon is limited, feeds only in the buffet, with the words "the session is declared open" instantly immersed in a deep child's sleep.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №51434
 08.08.2011
XXX is. Okay, I’ll tell you that the world has become somewhat surprisingly small lately.
XXX is. We go with a friend on the transition, we look at our friend standing behind us. We are so happy to jump him in the ass. The guy turns, both, not the one. We were a choir - hello, bone, and we thought it was a whore. They talked. They separated. I am here, Katerina, the cracked world, you will find out, you will catch up so in the transition behind the ass of an unknown guy, and that, fucking, familiar will be.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51433
 08.08.2011
I saw a man who has no nerves. He carefully unpacked the alarm wrapped in poppy polyethylene and didn’t break a single bubble!!!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №51432
 08.08.2011
I cannot tolerate stupid people.
Rita is bad.
Rita has to love herself.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51431
 08.08.2011
Vitaly Grigoryevich Melentiev. The Blue People of the Pink Earth
Publisher of Children's Literature, Moscow, 1966
Chapter 25: The betrayal of robots

“You know, Yurochka,” he said, “you know... I dreamed that if you fly with us, then... when you grow up, we... we, well, maybe not.
We’ll get married, but we’ll be friends.
What happened after these words with Yorka is almost impossible to describe. His eyes were rounded, his mouth opened. For some reason, looking around, he wanted to say something, but he could not say a word anymore - the blow was stronger than in the sub-world throw: the consciousness almost turned off.
What about you, Yuri? He strictly asked Miro. - By the way, not only Zet dreamed of this to some extent, but I too...
Yuri could not even think anymore. He suddenly stood up from his chair, hit himself in the head, murmured and finally whispered:
You... guys... maybe that... the most sublime...
Tann was rattled:
Don’t go crazy, Yuri. Do not think that any of us went crazy.
Yes, but how...
Zet and Miro are girls.
– But guys... guys... – Yuri cried.
You are calmer. and calm. There is no female in our language. In fact, he was both a female and a male. And now there is one thing left: we are all equal. Have you noticed that Zeth or Miró differ in something from me or Quach?... I believe you will soon catch up with our civilization.

Getting caught, getting caught...
Nera

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №51430
 08.08.2011
YouTube video of a grandmother playing blues guitar using an electric light bulb.
First Topic Comment: A warm lamp sound.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51429
 08.08.2011
Honestly, I tried to love the caretaker of my single mother, and it wasn’t hard until I found out that he too is a fucking kid who chooses red candy and leaves yellow and green.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51428
 08.08.2011
A shameful youth! Girls, girls and women! Why do you do this in the beach dressing room? Just like I go to the dentist’s office!!! Blood and Tampons.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51427
 08.08.2011
I read the news:
1st Depressed horny from the circus Chita found a replacement
2nd Former Chairman of the Human Rights Commission killed in Chita
Three Former head of regional UFSSP killed
4 is In Chita, the former head of the regional service of judicial offices was shot
On the way, the crook simply had no gun!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №51426
 08.08.2011
Sometimes my husband and I gave her to bite the chicken bone, scratch the teeth, the husband decided to play with the child and took her bone and began to irritate her. Give the baby a bone!!!" and ?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №51425
 08.08.2011
Do Penguins Have Knees?
WOW: So is it a meal?? to

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