We lie with him in bed yesterday, we embrace him, we gentle, and then he declares to me, “I love you very much.” I’m not happy with you now, but I’m still happy with you."

Only in a couple is a great Renaissance artist awakening within me.

British schoolchildren have created high-frequency ringtones that adults cannot hear. Unheard by teachers mobile phone calls are now distributed directly at classes. Students adapted the Mosquito signal to their needs, which is used in shopping centers to scare off groups of teenagers. This signal effectively copes with its task, because ultra-high sounds are heard only by teenagers and are not heard by people over 20 years of age. Teenagers can now rejoice: their favorite SMS and even calls they can take right during classes.

YYY: Do British schoolchildren not know about vibrators?

The drivers had fun today: they stopped again in the same place, but the salt is not in that.
Why so late? by Taxi?
I am just riding.
It is time to drive, not ride alone.

<xxx> I think people in the apartment over me are having sex
<xxx> or they just sleep very restlessly and constantly agree with each other

When on television was told, how Valuev is looking for yeti, the son with a thoughtful face said:"It reminds me "Wait for me"...";

-I understand, of course, that my boyfriend had it for the first time, but I didn't expect that when he got it, the first thing he would say would be "Mmm, warm!"
You’re dating for about a year, right? Yesterday was the first time?! to
Well yes. Interestingly, getting him out of the oven, he expected something else?)
What kind of oven? Did you do that in the oven?! to
*ROFL* I’m actually talking about what I taught him to make cakes, and yesterday he made them for the first time *ROFL*)))

The SultanTM
We had such a frozen, former colonel of the police in our hands, about nick stopped, pushed forward, swallowed him the newspaper in his hands and said - hold, maybe you will find a normal job!

I am
and ROFL

XXX: What about the press? : O
[23:05:45] yyy: what is the print?
[23:06:06] xxx: Print the leaflet :C
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
[23:10:09] xxx: Family seal of the Order of the Holy Letter, fucking...

From Sonic:
If in a dream you walk among the graves of a quiet rural cemetery or order a grave plate - it means that the fate is preparing pleasant changes for you.

In the order to instill in the hostel Golovenko Cecho, - apparently grandfather was Ukrainian and was very surprised by the black grandson. And the parents thought - nino is the name for the child:-D

xxx: Throw, now I go to the toilet, Olya in the kitchen telecast looks at what martial arts and says to me:
Would you be able to do so? What if we were attacked in the forest?
I remained silent, realizing that I would not do anything. I approach the toilet, jump, turn in the air 180 degrees and beat my foot on the switch. I go to the toilet all my things, I go out, and she got into the movie and looks at the switch that broke and the lighting in it stopped working. I told him I would fix it today.
I think I will have great sex today!
Give me five, bro!

Yes, we have a shit at all: planes fall, rockets do not take off...
The crocodile does not catch, the coconut does not grow. They cry, pray to God, without tears.

I calculated how much it would cost to rent a room in Moscow - I realized that it was cheaper to rent a prostitute and live in it.

@Agattie32: The new iPhone comes out more often than some sex happens.

VKontakte photo of Emma Watson
With her breasts, a whole generation of boys grew up.

We are so badly without each other... we have to get married!

Married...

Now we are well with each other!! to

I had fun with the status of a lady:

Dear iPhone4 owners! We remind you that tomorrow, exactly at 10 a.m., the spells of your wickedness will disappear and you will become poor again.
iPhone 5 is coming tomorrow"
c) The Fedana

I went to the store yesterday and asked for sunflower oil, so how could the saleswoman hear that I asked her for Chuvas Quas???)

Talk about the closure of the Flibusta.

XXX: You got this flip-up. Here’s what the torrent tracker "PornoLab" is after a day – it’s trouble, trouble...
YYY: What do they have? of Donetsk?
zzz: Sir knows a lot about perversions.