I go with a guy in the shower.
I: Let me shave my legs, and you are a bitch, I am a bitch, and you are a bitch.
Q: You are a fucker.

The situation in the plane (I try caramel, which is given on the rails):
She is peach.
Voice from the back:
Fuck you spoiler!

On the NTV:
Thus, from the zoo, making a bribe, a total escaped: One red fox, 8 wildlife and seven surges. Obviously, this escape was led by a woman!

XXX: No, I am not psychotic at all.
XXX: I am calm as a member
xxx: Member
YYY :?
XXX: You are the elephant.

The largest and most picturesque bridges can be counted on fingers - in the world there are no more than a hundred.

I can count to 1024. It is only on your hands!

[23:32]xhx: well all the naffid, I sleep
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News on the mail about the revenue of the president and his family. The phrase "the imperfect son of Medvedev...". Instead of "minor" it is written "imperfect". The first comment:
"The imperfect son of Medvedev..." Stalin was shot for that.

In a minute the error was corrected.

The conversation of two sisters:
Mll s.How late is it?
st. s: Reports
Mll s.And you what?( by

Kent has been chasing the cat with a fist for many years, shouting "Ments!!!". And now, even if you just scream "mentions!", the cat by habit with the shovel crashes from the spot and crawls under the couch.

Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs
Do you remember who invested money in his fruit company?

10.00 From the cage of the zoological center in Primorye escaped a tiger by the name of Luxury. In the past, the predator hunted dogs. Now the tiger is being sought by a special inspection team - it poses a danger to humans.

Police and military in Primorye began the search for a soldier-time, who on Wednesday left the military field in the Border District of the region, capturing an AKM machine.

Niket23: Day of Open Doors in Primorye, how do I understand?

The case was a couple of years ago when a company sent us to England for 3 months to improve our qualifications.
The first lecture - the approach is free, the instructor asks everyone in turn to go out to the board, write your name and say a few words about yourself.
A girl comes out of our company and writes the name: Vika in Russian.
Then he talks about himself in Russian.
Then all three months, the incomprehensible Thai and Hindus called her Buka, which she was offended by.

placed an announcement on the sale of a brick factory, indicated aska:
Good morning, what is the price of your factory?
Yyy: Good, all together, with the land 11 million rubles.
xxx: my mother is skating on a bare foot, and I only have 700 rubles, and can I pay?

Sergey
You want to enjoy the 96th posture? :)
Miss-ya
Is it how? Walking back to each other?

I work in the communication salon of the MGFN. A woman comes in. Gives the phone an unhappy appearance, with the words:"Have borrowed your connection! Set up the internet!" I’ll take her phone. Not just the phone MTS!!!! There is a SIM card in it!! to

There is nothing worse in life than living in a homeland, but in a foreign state.! to

This story happened to my friend Alexey, whom I know quite well, I believe in authenticity, and you judge for yourself.
As a preamble, I will note that Alexei is a quiet polite man, in glasses, subtle bodybuilding.
Now the history itself.
On November 5 (GRU Special Forces Day, if anyone does not know) Lecha is driving his right-hand old Mazda along the track past the permanent station of one of the brigades. As usual, it is not fast.
On the sidelines - a "shalman" type café, in which, as it turned out later, and celebrated their holiday brave officers and praporters of the aforementioned elite part.
Suddenly from the bushes right under the wheels of Mazda jumps out the body in camouflage.
A whisper of brakes, a deaf stroke on the car, and then - a nauseous sound of falling body on the asphalt. Alexei jumps out of the car - the body is still lying in front of the hood, from the body has jumped the Makarov tablet pistol, walked on the asphalt of meter 4, and now lies in the middle of the road.
Situation: What to do first? You have to call the ments, the ambulance, and even firearms to guard before arrival.
In short, our Lecha stood up over a gun, and on the mobile rotates, the service calls.
Here, on the braking of the brakes from the salman, a crowd of...Not a scene.
Colin was killed! Somebody cried, and all this oava begins.
The right to kill Alexei.
Never before had he run so fast to meet a DPS patrol car that accidentally passed by!
It ended safely. As long as the mentions understood what to do, broken
The “body” got up on his feet, shrugged, sent everyone on three letters, pushed the gun into his pocket and slowly slipped home – you can see, Lecha still had time to slow down.
No body – no protocol.
I remember the phrase of Alexey:
- I stand over a gun, here the landing force fights for the right to kill me, and I
I think: now I’ll take that gun and...I’ll shoot myself!

Annie, hello to you! How is it? Have you not married yet?
What kind of marriage? University has to be completed. I want to do a career.
A world of unknown possibilities.
No name?
They are not called...

I like to heat sausages in the microwave. They eat so. Just like living. It is unfortunate that they become
I want to eat it ?

On some sites with the login other than the "Remember me" very much want to add more "Remember me "Remember me and don't forget to fuck";