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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53204
 11.09.2011
Our friend Vadik, after a tumultuous drunkenness woke up on the same couch with Zhenya, Zhenya - gay, nothing was essential, but the news flew around all friends)))
Greetings to Russia
Tagged: hello
“Who did you sleep with?”? to
Wadiq: I went to the fucking!! I am not a pirate!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53203
 11.09.2011
From Khabr, comment on the article on the FBI emblem in copyright protection.
You can hang this logo on your website with copyrighted content. Any visitor will then immediately see who he will have to deal with in case of copyright infringement.

XXX: I’ll definitely put it on my tracker.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53202
 11.09.2011
From an interview with Ohlobystin:

How do you react to hatred?
and aggressive. I am a priest, but I have a gun.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53201
 11.09.2011
We once burned fireworks in the rain.
YYY: Can you guess what happened to them? They are... roasted, right?
XXX is worse
XXX: They didn’t burn

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53200
 11.09.2011
I "trabla"... greet - a type of psalmy on the teeth - so in the future will look like a wife... the teeth excite me in the future - is it normal? O_O

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53199
 11.09.2011
I photographed the bride and bride.
And my girlfriend: Well, you’re going to take pictures of us now?
I: - Am... so they have to be handled! OOO
Do you have a camera without a camera?? to
Well, how well, I’ll uncover the secret, it’s not in any room!
Where is there! I know a lot of photographers who have it.
- OO
(c) the

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №53198
 11.09.2011
Commentary on the film "Sleeping Crab" 2011:
...
About the film:
According to a strange newspaper announcement, a student Lucy finds a mysterious job in a private closed club. At night, Lucy is locked in the Bedroom of the Sleeping Beauty, where she sleeps under the influence of a strong drug, while male clients do with her what they would like. Every day, Lucy wants to learn more and more about what’s happening to her at a time she can’t remember.
...
Lucy wants to know what’s going on with her.)
So what is not understood?))

Hey Doctor, I can write another sleeping pill, or it hurts me somehow. = = (

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53197
 11.09.2011
I work as an electrician in a forest. By the type of service, it is often necessary to climb the pillars and change the lamps. Recently brought new nails and insurance belts. We stand with the guys looking at the new ones. One of the vendors says:
Did you give the parachute too, or only the butterflies?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53196
 11.09.2011
A couple of right.

What is the name of our government?? to
Student: What is it right to say?? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53195
 11.09.2011
I:Why do you have the status of "fishermen...." Better the old one))
She: little money, jeans are crushed, the fucks breasts do not grow

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53194
 11.09.2011
d0lboiob: Girls are sweeter than boys!
China: What did you smoke? O_O
d0lboiob: I said this to the buyer of peppers today...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53193
 11.09.2011
redslot: As I understand, the post is a mixture of superstitions and urban legends. I do not believe in such. I love black cats, I walk through the arches of the columns, my daughter sings the wooda dolls with tea.)
Reading is interesting.
Fergus: redslot is fucking! That's why I can't sleep for the fifth day!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53192
 11.09.2011
xxx: and he with the words "draw only cowards" ended up in me, is it okay?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №53191
 11.09.2011
Denis
Have you read CH?
Also meaningful

Arthem
The Hop Bookist?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №53190
 11.09.2011
I cut off on Saturday. Call at ' 24 hour support' Half an hour later someone turned off the phone.
I am ALO! Which phone doesn’t work again and you don’t take the phone?? to
Answer: Sorry, you know, there is no one, everybody is gone.
I am – and you who?? to
The answer - yes, I'm a guard, just the phone call irritates, I raised it again. But don’t worry, there are a lot of calls and no one has the internet.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53189
 11.09.2011
Previously it was called a flock feeling, now it is FLESHMOB.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53188
 11.09.2011
I translated one historical text here and got into an impasse. What is "her mercy" in English?
Mmm... Her kawaiiness? ^ ^ ^
c) NJT

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53187
 11.09.2011
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! to
They just catch the car.
In the nerve?

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53186
 11.09.2011
X – It’s hard for me to get out of myself.
Yes, I am your house, a pipe pipe!
I have your IP address calculated.
Oh yeah, I’m in the pitch!! to
We went on a yacht...
All of you give up!!!! to

c) Vietnamese

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53185
 11.09.2011
I have completed the work of the Titans, I have destroyed K'Tun and Yog-Saron. He cut off the tail of Onyxiah and planted the head of Nepharian on a spear. Destroyed Ilidan and stopped KillJaden. Finally, it was I who saved Azeroth from the wreckage by defeating King Leach in the battle when the Ice Grief was broken.
XXX: And now I was killed by a camel 84 level (
It is epic...

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