Pakistani baby successfully removed four legs
<oort> [be careful] of how many?

About the caravan:

If I ever get married, I will definitely not try to bite anymore.

XY is XY? Do you not need signs to affirm your supremacy?

xx: Well, I’ll first hint at the bridegroom that if he bits more, I’ll break his leg.

Yesterday I saw a woman:

Two women in the store.
First, buy water and lemon.
2 – Why is it?
1: Drink water with lemon

The test on the job were passed, the composer apparently got quite busy))))

Tested: Question 16 out of 20
Why are FUJIFILM cameras famous for high image clarity?
Choose the right option
The camera is included in the set.
FUJIFILM uses a multi-stage image stabilization system, which can include optical, digital stabilization, forced serial shooting.
Clear company - clear pictures
When purchasing a FUJIFILM camera, the consumer is encoded for alcohol, as a result - shooting without shaking hands

I have a very good company!!!!))))))))
Cat, admin and shredder!

Meanwhile, we remind students that soon the session and time to start going for a couple

But a generation is growing up who honestly doesn’t understand why their parents are afraid of clowns.

Xxx: Something you sat in the girls))
Zzz: I do not sit in them, I rely on them.

YYYY: How to become a Sonic?
Yyy: You drink a cup of vodka, and you’re blue.

AngStrem: You understand, not every day Sisadmin comes to the kitchen appliance store... They rarely buy something. Even less often they come for a vegetable turkey. But let him chase that hardest! with a beard.
AngStrem: "Good, GOOD" – he told me at the box...

xxx: Today I pulled out a brochure of Jehovah’s Witnesses from my mailbox. I read. She pulled half out and wrote her comments with a red pen. At the end of the brochure she put a pair and signed the word "God". It was thrown into the mailbox of distributors. I wait.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Who needs paper books today? Everything strange goes on to the reader. And no censorship of paper books will save here.

YYY: When electricity is cut off, the paper book will become the only source of knowledge. He will be cancelled. I don’t know if you know (I personally know, for example), that there is nothing left of ancient civilizations, just because they kept everything on the Internet.
In ancient times, even clothes were woven from the Internet, and they themselves were made of it. But then there was a fever, the main current stalled, and he banned electricity forever. Actually here. We are waiting for the same. Therefore, please do not rush to throw out paper books and magazine sheets of Youth Technology for the 86th year.

YYY: You’ll say—Fi, it’s nonsense your stories about clothes pulled out of the internet, that’s funny to think.
The ancients had everything foreseen. On the neck was hanging an ornament with a crystal, which was spoken by a special shaman-programmer, and this crystal projected on the whole body a 3D hologram of any clothes. Do you want a shirt? Send the SMS to number 3451. A beach swimsuit if needed, on the number 4876. They lived until the frosts knocked.

Kiss me before I go to sleep... and deeper, deeper.

>> We bought a very well-known vendor. There is a manual for activating Device.
>> Despite the fact that the manual contains literally three phrases, the Russian translation is chic:
>> <Power off / power on> = <Power off / power on>.
Per who knows, tell the company and model, I really want it!

The good feat:
Today, apparently, near the house, the Sabbathers were made by the Tajiks..Because the limestone from the protection of the coroids is covered not only the bottom of the trunk of trees, but also concrete pillars.

Valkit - Read recently "Hagakure" - Japanese practical and spiritual guidance of a warrior of the 17th century.
The samurai returned home late at night and he may have been roughly answered on the way from some house, he was upset and came home in a bad mood. My wife asked, “Why are you upset?” He replied, I don’t know if I did the right thing. I heard words that could be interpreted by me as an insult! Wife - if you already think about it - it means that the insult has happened, even if it wasn't, let's go and kill them all! They took their swords, went and killed everyone in that house... in the morning they were detained and they opened their stomachs, thus avoiding the possible dishonesty that may have been said when he was going home!

I sent a questionnaire for one position in the company: a lot of provocative questions, had to fill. At the end of the day, I can't wait to answer the questions:
Q: What do you do in your free time?
A: I fill out your questionnaire

Q: What are your flaws?
A: Not talking

Q: What are your merits?
A: Unspoken

Q: What is your most important achievement in life?
A: Conquered the mother’s egg

I sent. I called today and was invited to an interview.

Yesterday my husband and I were in the car, and on the radio advertisement on the theme of "in the carpentry young carpenters". This is a masterpiece!
The sushi! With the ski-i-idka!
The sushi! With the ski-i-idka!
...
We did not listen further. How he laughed at the driver, I don’t know.

Chelyabinsky bobras are so harsh... that they build not only dam, but also complete Chelyabinsky gas.

Bay: Generally speaking, it’s very funny to reverse the arguments of the Homosexual in disputes about religion. I am not against religion. Let them in silence worship their Jesus. Nefit only to drag him to schools, promote and arrange his parades.

X: Zaya, I cut the sheet! and (
Y: all, pz him
Say I will cut off his whole family.
I will go to origami.