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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50964
 29.07.2011
In order for criticism to be better perceived, it must end with a positive phrase. Example: You are a pederast, but you have great shoes.”
Shit, do you put such beautiful statuses? =) is

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №50963
 29.07.2011
18:09 Olga: What kind of friends are you so far away from?
18:10 平和主 - Vladimir: Well from you so...
18:11 Olga: Well, we can get closer together
18:17 平和主 - Vladimir: How?
18:19 Olga: The Natural
18:20 Olga: Natural
18:20 Olga: Natural
18:21 Olga: Natural
18:21 Olga: Natural
18:21 Olga: Natural
18:21 Olga: Natural
18:22 Olga: Natural
18:22 Olga: Natural
18:22 Olga: Natural
18:22 Olga: Natural
18:23 平和主 - Vladimir: You wrote the answer 11 times - Natural. what would that mean???? to
18:24 Olga: The connection has stalled.
18:26 平和主 - Vladimir: well and?
18:27 Olga: Wolf, not dumb. I want you.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №50962
 29.07.2011
I remember someone told me yesterday, I don’t remember.
Julia: short on the job, the guy has a companion Dima Sova
Julia: he named the son Lion) and the stitch is the Lion Saga, well, a hoole))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50961
 29.07.2011
YED: Mya... Aitshniki, RPG fans are just invincible people!
SiXX: What is it? Missed someone?
YED: Do you remember the scandals with Yandex?
YED: So on the backdrop of this, my friend here accidentally with the help of Yandex broke that his wife someone was delivering flowers through an online store. My friend was on a trip at that time.
YED: By e-save broke this khahal in the social page from mail.ru.
YED: In short, now it is getting divorced...
SiXX is HAAA. Funny RPG in Real!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №50960
 28.07.2011
xxx (10:27:24 28/07/2011)
By the way, grass in calyan, 50 on 50 with calyan tobacco is a topic
xxx (10:27:47 28/07/2011)
And I sent it to the boss of the factory partner.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50959
 28.07.2011
What about the new marketer’s name?
- he is not new, he is just using "Love-Magic of the Leaky"

[ + 72 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50958
 28.07.2011
Today I had a dream that I, a type of witch, and I was attacked by vampires. And I can’t even deceive the simplest pulsar from fear (((They got offended, offended. From my shelf I got a book with the chapter "How to Destroy a Vampire". They told me to study and went out to drink coffee. Can I connect with fantasy? O_O

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №50957
 28.07.2011
Dpred: in general, a feast, in two words, - shit
What about at three?
Dpred: and in three - haunted-haunted

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №50956
 28.07.2011
Dear mothers! If your son loves to throw you on the groves, do not scream, and do not forbid him. Or he will not play as a child, and then in the car will rush through the slopes, licking people at the stops.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50955
 28.07.2011
xxx: Generally speaking, this is the main problem of gender relations in the modern world. A guy should be beautiful, with a figure, with money, smart, with a sense of humor. The girl must have a hole between her legs, and she must occasionally move those legs. It is all, shit.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №50954
 28.07.2011
I: The opera reminds me most of a village fool. He sits on his own wreck, sits in his nose, thinks about every question for half an hour. The ointment is a duck, maybe a lot, but intellectual tasks are not at his shoulder. Google Chrome is an intelligent in glasses. Everything is done quickly and cleanly, but issues that require forceful intervention put him in an impasse.
The explorer is a pensioner on the bench. He can hardly do anything, but he loves to teach everyone.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №50953
 28.07.2011
The question:
I crossed the road today.
The black cat has gone by.
Right in front of me
Fuck the front.
My feet, I understand that.
How bad it is
noted...

The answer:
Yes, especially for the cat, he has worms.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50952
 28.07.2011
I'm in a shower, I'm alone, I'm standing waiting for the driver near the car, it's hot, I'm standing without a T-shirt, a girl fits, touches me in the chest with the sounds of the Fa.. quite squeezing and leaves Ooo

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №50951
 28.07.2011
I will bring you a star from the sky.
Hey, she’s okay... she’s okay.

I will burn the universe for you and destroy all the intelligent.
The worlds?? to
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50950
 28.07.2011
Yesterday I was in the wester and bought cheese and ingredients for pizza.
Two girls stand and choose vodka - one says - aa, hopefully more socks must take! The second: Why? First: - and when I drink vodka - my head hurts in the morning, I don't remember anything and the socks are always broken...

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №50949
 28.07.2011
In Russia - tens of thousands of professional photographers, in the world even more. They take $800 for a wedding shooting, they go there, tilt the mirrors for vertical exposure, with such complicated faces all, give some sort of excitement.
And at the same time, this army of "professional" does not know about one simple thing. When they tell the crowd not to blink, and then choose a plan and adjust for a few seconds, people start microconvulsions of the facial muscles, which immediately affects the entire mimic, and someone will definitely blink from the outbreak.
So here are the respectable "professional" and "photography genius" - there is one phrase that can be easily explained to a company of 5-10 people and a little more difficult 15-25:

"On Team All Mornings - And After This I Shoot"... "They are out!!" "Chi-Chi-Chi"

That’s all, fucking photographers!

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50948
 28.07.2011
Who would you like to be in another life?
Kissuna: Well I don’t know, a god of any kind, preferably Indian. That all the inhabitants of India should worship me.
Do you want to be a cow? You will succeed in this life ;)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №50947
 28.07.2011
After the sea we go home. A girl runs through the wagon with a rhetoric: water, beer, sandwiches. my children are willing to reply: "Socchini corn, seafood shale".

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50946
 28.07.2011
White love is old. It can be "The Pink Mosquito of Hate"
The Blue Elephant of Sadness
The Yellow Flies of Fury
The green cockroach of indifference
1: Purple crocodile confusion
2: the violet scrape of jealousy
Seroburmaline white alcoholism
2: The two-wash of greed
Orange May Beetle of Enthusiasm!
The red mosquito of tenderness
The Colorless Drosophila of Compassion
2: Black water measure of jealousy
1: Well, and of course, the brown dwarf bush of despair

Laugh... and in the Perfect World the mobs are called (c) sPITf1re.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №50945
 28.07.2011
Derzkij: With my swirling bed and sex on the carpet, for me safe sex is sex in the heels.

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