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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62966
 17.04.2012
I'm ready to take a girl right in place if she has a spring =D
or if it is red

WOW: the wicked

XHH: or if she carries

What about red and spring?
And the card?

If only she is a girl.
The fact is =(

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62965
 17.04.2012
Sberbank - we have been creating queues since 1841, as well as electronic queues since 2010.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62964
 17.04.2012
When you walk on the road, look under your feet. Don’t get into nano.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62963
 17.04.2012
xxx: We enter a new apartment, mostly everything is equipped, but there are no curtains (and therefore curtains) yet. Instead, we use a pad that we safely clog when closing the windows and the balcony.
We are in love, the process is at the height, then we both turn our heads to the window - the bench does not hang. And at home, I will tell you, they are located close, against each other...
My jumps out of the bed and absolutely on the machine issues : "To see the continuation send a text to the number 555...".
YYYY: You already have it on YouTube???

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №62962
 17.04.2012
p_sherstnev
The Russian Post website was subjected to a DDoS attack – they were sent two letters at the same time!

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62961
 17.04.2012
Year edak 88-89 slaks, pyramids, all things I am still a student. And somewhere the parents got a piece of pork skin and found a master who grabbed me a steep coat, under the belt with cords on the shoulders, well, it was incredibly cool. Everyone in the school just got off!!! to
One problem, this design masterpiece weighed 15 kilograms and looked like an exoskeleton, i.e. In order to bend a hand, or there, to turn / bend, it was necessary to make a small effort. And when I took it off, I just put it on the floor, and the jacket was still standing the necessary number of hours (day) in the starting position with melted sleeves. But it was all a shit, because I was cool and I had a "skin".
Q: I was so excited, hoping to ask where he went.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №62960
 17.04.2012
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Housing is awful. Disorderly sexual relationships, constant and constant drunkenness.

Nn Uu
Disorderly connections.. khm.. well, no one is forcing anyone))) The communication here is not important)

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Do not create illusions.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №62959
 17.04.2012
With DROM'a:

<xxx> and no one has encountered abandoned cars? Volga has been standing for a month, possibly occupying 2 parking spaces.
Called the OVD said type - "wheels in place? The entire window? There is a master who is watching her. We are not doing that"
Not even asked, suddenly in theft...
It turns out, as long as the windows are whole, the wheels are in place - they do not do this.
<yyy> so you also direct text hint about windows and wheels gave )))
<yyy> you call and say=) "Yes, I removed all the wheels - I broke the windows.. come in=))))"

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62958
 17.04.2012
Friday the 13th is on its own. But when she combines with the birthday of the witch...

[ + 51 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62957
 17.04.2012
MapleLeaf> We have the hottest accounting, alimony workers call "The loan went on")))

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62956
 17.04.2012
Siddhartha is now talking with the voice set in the Google Translator on the phone.
I say to him: "What the fuck are you say?", what he gave me: "fuck you".
There is a suspicion that he is alive.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62955
 17.04.2012
Am I like the devil?
No, you have horns for another reason.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №62954
 17.04.2012
no_emotion is good!
no_emotion: I’ll allow myself to comment on the new photo. You are overwhelming!
202 Accepted: O, thank you
No_emotion: has a man been found? Well I’m just curious :) You’re glowing out of happiness in the photo, I thought.
202 Accepted: It was last year
Accepted: I celebrated my divorce

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №62953
 17.04.2012
Kitty88: So if I take it right, then I can’t get pregnant if the young man in me doesn’t end, but after a five-minute break, the sheep does a bad act so?
Fredd: Do you write so unevenly, disorderly and with mistakes, is it because you still have sexual intercourse?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №62952
 17.04.2012
I have a colleague, let her name be Tanya, at 6 months pregnant. She sometimes guests with her mother, where there are 2 cats and there is still a brother, let's say, Vasya (the real names will not be disclosed, so as not to offend anyone's feelings). The brother in the room has a white carpet on the floor, which is something very expensive to him. He is attached to him gently. We are sitting at work and here a colleague writes to me:
Imagine, now my mom calls me and whispers: Tanya, the cats rattled on Vasin's carpet, take the blame on yourself. Otherwise he will kill them! Specifically, I’ve already said—that it was you."(note—what an ingenious mother with a great reaction, the animal protection society is already issuing her membership ticket, and rescuers are invited to work without a trial period, so lightningly react and submit the daughter for the sake of saving animals! 😉 😉
5 minutes of shame and the cats saved!
Only we laughed at the whole group, as a colleague again writes to me:
I thought: What if the cats hit him on the carpet next time? Should I blame myself too?"
The work stopped.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №62951
 16.04.2012
What, did you cut your hair?
Fuck me, did you? I removed the hat.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62950
 16.04.2012
xxx: interesting... and at what age the phrase: "blin, I have a great idea!!!" replaced by the enthusiastic "B@I!!!!" and

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62949
 16.04.2012
Only Leah could write that.
XXX with his eternal mistakes
He invited everyone – attention! for cooperatives
xxx: and our company reminds you to sell products for sex shops. and optom.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62948
 16.04.2012
The book was written by several KDE developers in just 5 days using the quick-writing technique proposed by the FLOSS Manuals project.
It is nonsense.
Russian graduate students have the technique of rapid writing of theses. More than 100 pages in one day. and alone.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62947
 16.04.2012
She is: aaablajajaja, it begins))))
She: The funniest hysterical system in PMS)))))))
She is: The First. I begin to strike in the face of the person I want attention to.
She is: The second. I begin to crave that I got an indifferent person to me with the cravings and demands of attention, I run on the ceiling.
She is: Third. To make sure that I did not get the man, I begin to pull him even more, from this psychic even stronger, the circle closes.
She is: The Fourth. At the same time, I feel the most unhappy creature in the world.
She is God. Shoot me by someone ((((((((
I was disconnected from the internet.

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