Correspondence with a colleague:
Ohhhhh, congratulations to me!
Q: Can I find out what?
I’ve got a new car!!! to
Oh, it is great, congratulations!
So far there is nothing...

WTF is WTF!!! to

Just 51 years ago, our Russian boyfriend Yura Gagarin flew into space! We are proud of something else!!Yes, and all the chips of the CPU had less power than the Nokia 3310... even the "dragon" brakes the battery.

xxx: my friend wrote)
Rabbit, I am on the most boring lecture in the world. Go to my office naked. urgently

YYY: You have touched him! A normal man!! to
xxx: well, I can't normally communicate with him after I went into the room and I see a healthy hairy man with a beard who has been crawling for 8 years as an asphalt layer sitting on the couch in a couple with a beverage and watching the anime about minor lesbians and crying in the voice!!!!!!!! to

If you have sinned, but have never received pleasure, it is a double sin, because it is in vain!

Orville Smith, the manager of the Best Bay store, told police that he saw one of the buyers (later identified as Tyron Jackson) squeezing a laptop under his jacket. When he tried to stop him, he beat the manager off his legs, grabbed a knife and ran to the door. In front of the shop, several morpex gathered toys for the "Toys for Tots (help to orphans)" program. They tried to beat Jackson. Then he struck a knife in the back of one of the morpex, the caprail of Philip Dagan. The injury was not very serious. After the arrival of the police and the ambulance, Dagan was taken to the hospital, where he was assisted. The suspect was also taken to the hospital with multiple injuries - he had broken both hands, broken ankle, broken leg, several teeth broken, possibly rib fractures, multiple contusions, a broken nose and a broken jaw. According to a police report, the injury he received when he slipped and fell on the waist after blowing a morpex.

The speed of sound is a strange thing. Parents tell you something at twenty, but you only reach forty.

My mother is very concerned today.
Three times she called me to find out how things were, cooked the first, second, third, compot, went to the shops, came to work to me, said we go to the shops, daughter.
It turned out what?
There was no internet at home and the cable didn’t work.

It is necessary to sneeze in such a way that the microbes flying out of all the cracks are slaughtered to death about the walls and objects of the surrounding interior.

c) BOSSmsc

Have you seen the race? Vitaly "Fobos Grunt" Petrov!
Have you seen Chelsea? Torres scored two goals.! to
I didn’t watch today, I left yesterday. Torres hopes out of the cowards, wants to go to the Euro
WOW: Fuck, why do we talk about sport, mainly about football, less about F1, more about politics...I’m a girl, let’s talk about dresses!
HH: So what am I? I also wrote in the previous post "hoping out of cowards";
I wrote about the socks.
Tagged: fucking
Tagged: argument

About names and so on.

There is a client I have one, more precisely a client, Iya Prince, and lives on the street of Dreams (it is in Ust-Ilimsk).

I’m gonna lie to my wife ?

Minet is a compliment when a man asks a woman to make a minet. Means to:
1) he trusts her (aga that she will not bite the most precious thing)
2) he finds it attractive (because it is not aesthetic to put a crocodile in the mouth)
This can fill an uncomfortable pause in conversation.

Her greed always struck her, but to scream from the last part at the exam "Shared nate on wifai, I have a dear railroad..."

I went to the hotel as a night worker at the reception. My colleague instructed me before my first change. A tourist who stays in a hotel approaches and asks:
Is your parking protected?
Yes of course. See how many cameras we have on the parking lot and on the street in front of the hotel. Do not worry.
The tourist is leaving. A colleague turns to me and says:
After midnight, take the ashes at the main entrance to the hotel. Or go back again.

When you write code, what is important?
Q: Concentration and attention?
HH: It is not true! When writing the code, the main thing to remember is that the cupboard is on the plate!

Forums of motopyan.ru:

XXX: YYY, I think you will be busy driving a little drunk, without a helmet after a bottle of 0.5 vodchili on Erke under 300km/h.
YYY: No, after 0.5 vodchila, the rod is scattered into a foolish smile and at the speed of 300 my lips will shake me to death!!! to

He: I was told I would have a thousand women! Where are they? Only two hundred!
She:...I slow down the process...

Petrovsky: I am now calling a company. The woman is called Love. The dialogue:
Hi to you. Can love be heard?
You can only feel it.)
Can I feel love?
A second to switch ?

XX: What are you doing?
UUU: Yes, I forced the self-propelled device to design, I paint. I would like to do this myself, from the stainless steel, all things :)
XH: I don’t feel like that. Why so much gentleness?
It is wide and round. Its stucco is already wet from condensate. I gently take him by my hands and burn in his belly the flame of passion, which brings its intoxicating fruits at a drop.
UUU: "Night with a self-propelled vehicle. Sexual Relationships"

British scientists have found that lying in a warm bed on Monday morning and not going anywhere is uncomfortable.