It seemed like nothing to be surprised already....but here I stumbled on in Krasnodar on LLC "Apetitive cockroaches belly".this is what I understand creativity)

Zendzirou: The most true alarm is a call from work with the words: "you, fool, where?"

It was in the store in the canteens.
They have hard work.
First the aunt came in and said good night (it was 10 a.m.)
Then the girl asked the empty MP3 discs.)

hamMelion wrote:
As practice suggests, one of the most useful skills is to answer with absolutely no sleepy voice when you are called.

Nihua is like that.
As practice shows, one of the most useful skills is to answer with absolutely no drunk voice when you are called from work.

My husband is a programmer and I am a philologist.
M: Go for me to work, eh?
I: Okay, dear, I will correct the errors in your code comments))
M: I am not commenting on the code. What is written hard must be read hard.
I: Leo Tolstoy probably worked on the same principle.

Poohism is not a way of life. Phuism is a syndrome of lack of puzzles.

In the search for "Progress" found the Mi-2 helicopter that crashed in 1977
One comment: Maybe Gagarin is alive somewhere on the taiga

xxx: You write something cool for a long time, and then, thinking "a hernia!", you wash it. =) is

Yyy: Maybe the same thing happened to Gogol.

I see the need to distract people from iPhones and terminals. Let’s borrow them with other crazy theories.

Theory number one. It is impossible to invent a non-existent word of more than 20 letters (any kind of kimersibalhanasirenk) and nowhere without writing it - to remember in an hour and a half its exact pronunciation.

Theory No. 2 It is impossible to put four fittings together so that two of them are joyful in the air.

Theory number three. It is impossible to glue more than 15 paper sticker on your forehead without holding them and so that none of them in the process does not glue off.

Theory number 4. It is impossible on paper to draw a square crossed from corner to corner with one line (without tearing off the hands and not going through the same line twice).

Theory No. 5 It is impossible to write a phrase of at least ten words, in which - according to all the rules of the Russian language, after each word will stand a pencil.

Check, with respect, the generator of idiotic theories, - NoTime.

Report on the cancellation of summer-winter time.
The comments:
Yuri Rogachev: And I would also reduce the meridians. Painted on the map.
Victor K: Do you get hindered?

<beginning>Locki: And in relationships it is always so. The girl wants attention, respect, the first boy, the second girl. The guy wants a radio-controlled helicopter and a blaster. The end< end>

The protest! I also want a radio-controlled helicopter!! to

Are there clean or dirty socks?
There are both of them 😉 😉
Release you intentionally? :D
Elf: em... what does it mean "liberate"?))
The owner gave Dobby a socks! Dobbie free elephant!" *ROFL*
Elf: Scuco*ROFL*BL... just killed. by Patty :D

In the shower with a girl.
Do you want to make love under the streams of warm water?
Something is not in the mood...
I’ll tell you a joke about Sturridge, I’m happy too!

News from E1:
An employee of the Sverdlovsk police took bronze at the world championship in judo.

The first comment:
Escaped from the crime scene.

As if the boss did not look at what I have here searches in Google))))
I think they’ll learn a lot about me.)
"Cunnilingus - 12 poses for full female pleasure"
"How to Find the G Point"
"Poses for sex"
"Dolphinary in Moscow"
“I am myself!” or 10 positions in which a woman is above "

I feel, they’ll ask me, “What x** does the dolphinarium do?”

Sushi
here fucking, my class leader has 290 photos in the album "Photo with me")
by Zmeje
Is it bad/good?
Sushi
It is no longer adequate.)
Sushi
Do you know what is the worst?
Sushi
She has a picture of the Louvre, where she stands next to Jokonda. And the signature "in the Louvre. Next to Mono Lisa"
Sushi
And if you remember, she is a teacher of Russian language and literature ><

Putin and AHA. At the show, haha. We were detained for 4 hours at the airport of Gelendzhik. We were late on the transit flight. Four other boats are the same. A few hundred people. Is he so beautiful to us?

The grandmother is on the bus alone, and hearing my coughing she rushed to the last row. I heard a wonderful advice from her: "Daughter, take a cow fucking, dry it and then smoke like marijuana is smoked, the cough will pass the next day."

I tried here, according to Wikipedia, to wear socks on the naked body.
Click on Wikipedia, here’s the

yyy: you need to wear cotton, children's white from the DDR on the naked body. One pair on the hands, the other where usual. This is yes. The third is on the head. We played in Calvary.

I’ve heard the phrase "Onotole approves" a hundred times and it was somewhat side-by-side.
And then in Odessa he was accidentally met and asked to shoot nearby.
He looked at all the photographs and... has approved!by 111
I’m still in a shock. 🙂