Everyone with an Audi-TT as a gift! and :)

How to pick up the car?

I’m 23 years old and I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.

The dwarf bird does not differ in intelligence and intelligence.

I found her G-spot, it's great, she slips on the bed like obsessed.
WOW: And where is she?
Do you tell the truth or the rhythm?
Fuck, it will be the same way...

Go to the side of evil, we have cakes!!!)))
I am passing! 🙂
It passed here! The star of death is not rubber!

by L. Vader (c)

I go here recently on the street, and to meet me a girl comes and talks on the phone. And I hear the phrase of the following content: "No, well, your boyfriend is entirely foolish? I tell him, let’s go while you’re not there, and he refuses! The Cage!"

XXX is
You know in contact status "me are expelled from the house bla bla"..what do you think will be very cynical to put "I like"?

Ugly boys in Sparta were thrown into the abyss, and ugly girls with small breasts were given to athletics.

How do you feel after yesterday?
I am in shock, shock in me and we are both in shock.

After lunch, I accidentally noticed that I was in jeans and socks, although I usually go home in some workouts. And since then I have been going and thinking: where am I going to go, bleat!!!??? to

Girl, you have such a beautiful saraphan. I just don’t like it being too long. You will see the shirt after you.
I like when I’m clean.

I haven’t had sex for so long that I’m excited by the phrase from a culinary show: “Take the fish out of the refrigerator and eat it!”“!”

I watch news. The story is about a hurricane that hit New York. They talk about how everyone will die if they are not saved, and in general a tragedy. Further show shops, their windows are closed with faners. And on one such banner is written in Russian with red paint: "Closed for the Apocalypse".

Congratulations to the Sisadmin! God, not a whole month!! to

On the website on tourism in the Russian-Chinese conversation book, among other things, in the category:

I spit you in the rice, now you will die. - FANVANLI TULE TAN

In what case? O_O

From the dialogue of two drunk students of the opposite sex:
I am a student of the 3rd course of the Institute of Financial Management and Credit.
Oh you are! Do you lend?! to

I will eat bull’s eggs.

WOW: O_O

This is a sort of tomato.

Wauu: bull's heart, bleat, mychurin

I live in Germany, I work in the garden of one lawyer to cut branches, he is an emigrant of the first wave from Estonia, a guy of 64 years old, yesterday I went to him in the courtyard sits a buoi, on the table a stem of vodka, on the whole quiet German quarter plays Gaza " Vodka I poured into a glass and asked..."

XXX: Tell a Tale =) is
There was a little girl, but one day she was very scared and lost the gift of speech.
Fuck you fuck!! And again!! Tell a story with a happy end!! And there are beautiful turns!
For many years she has been silent, not a word, only quietly looking away, for years. No doctor helped.
Where is the happy end?
WOW: Then she got into an accident, the car turned over 111 times, and she spoke...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Everyone is happy except her.
HGH: Why is it?
WOW: Because she broke her spine in three places. The end.

I now have Sonia.
Q: The playground?
If my mom didn’t buy a console at 22 years old. I want my grandchildren 😉