You know, you can’t teleport now.
xxx: folk craftsmen will unravel it and gather - who in the time machine, who in the eternal engine

And if Voland-de-Mort was called, for example, Voland-de-Vort, then his accomplices could have attacked with a cry of "for the Air Force!"

Now on the first channel showed the notebook of the first-class
of mathematics. There was an example: two triangles + one circle =?? to
I did not decide...
P.S Physics school with almost distinction, MGTU by Bauman...

Before yesterday in the mailbox found an advertisement - a paper like 5000 rubles. Yesterday I got drunk with my friends and apparently caught a taxi... And today in my pocket I found a deal – real money in the amount of 4500. I worry somehow.

The parents did the repair of the country.Today the father finished the second floor.It wasn't 20... and nets passed!

by xxx:
at us the chief web designer shats came, called the programmers to the meeting with the words "Take all up!!and "

XXX: I will go fucking
XXX is a joke
YYY: A: I wanted to wish you good luck or what do you want in such cases?
YYY: That the prison does not enter

Sonic: I go on a 32 bus to the Military Command, who knows at which stop to get out and where to go?
shtakeTT: How to see sad young people with a dull look, follow them

Comments to Video:
I would spend a week in this castle.
Oh well, there are babies.

If you want to get married, wait for someone to cheer.

About the sushi. The task is to remove the carapace from the nipple. Condition - the carapace is already walking, can talk, but it still needs a nipple for comfort.
The solution - the nipple is fixed (clogged, glued) to the doorstep at a convenient height for the carapuse.
The result - no one is taking the nipple now. It's like - take and sauce, but the carapuz feels uncomfortable and stupid. Do not go anywhere for your business.
The result is a rapid decomposition from the nipple.

I communicate with my sister, describe my chest pain, then it turns out that she is currently experiencing the same. Her husband sits next to her and summarizes:
The whole party is broken.

He thought his girls were being kidnapped by flying plates, and that the nurses were going on a shift.

by Amanita Jane:
Now I am in the car, I think about something, I look out the window, I see almost come. I say to the driver (all the same looking in the window): "Do not get to Sophia stop and you will have a thousand delivery?". I turn around and my mom is driving.
A second pause.
The wild rooster.
T_T

The DPSs are crap guys. We were stopped in Perm on the way back. She got out of the car and showed her documents. They said to go to the post that is across the road. At the post, I was fined 200 rubles for crossing the road and we went on.

Rambler-Novosti: on the territory of the Moscow hospital broke loose
Comment: Yes, we in Chelyabinsk have a lot of laws in the government, and what?

A case of life today.
I went to the troy brother in the army for 100 km on a motorcycle, there under Podolsk, repair of roads and because of this the road was covered entirely, written in the circumference, well there I didn't care about the rule, I traveled along the roads, and back painfully a lot of menta stumbled around the roads, I went to the circumference, quickly overtook everyone and found myself in an incomprehensible ass, I realized that I was lost, but somewhere in a minute for happiness caught me a stream of cars.
Pride the column is headed by a lend rover, after him still cars 20-30, I bowed, went, I think will take, drive about 15 minutes, and around a big ass, finally it ended in a clean field with a terrible crashed crash ground, lend rover was not a fool went on the field and after him all the others, another 10 minutes all cheered joyfully on the ground trampplines, then only I knocked on the glass of the four, ask, may they have a flashmob or fishing, no, it was all in Moscow, all behind him, hit fast lend rover, he immediately drops the glass, laughs, says, not local himself, just go straight, I think I will go out, and here behind a lot of idiots )

Comments on the movie "Cowboys Against Aliens":
xxx : by the title it is clear that the film is not about what they would still call it "Nazi surfers" or "Aqualanists against taxpayers"

The Moroccan book.
Page by Armin van Buuren
Release of the Jubilee Edition of State of Trance
All foreigners in admiration, say we run to buy, now with i-tunes we download and td and etc.

Somewhere in the middle of the comments - an orphan comment in Russian:

I’m going to go out of the torrents, I’ll estimate.

We are Russians :)

My son is 9 years old and speaks.
I know what a synchrophasotron is.
Where did you hear that? OO
It was told on television.
And what is it?
This is where the Synchrophasocar should sit.
and. and. and.