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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №52284
 24.08.2011
AA_dry: Why is the addict so called? He is a circular!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №52283
 24.08.2011
Commentary on the news that AutoVAZ plans to create a Formula 1 team

We will have our own Formula 1. Blackjack and prostitutes. Instead of pilots and pilots.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52282
 24.08.2011
Review of the game Wolfteam
xxx: Everyone wanted to pour, but I watched the video and......... did not.)
yyy: Everyone wanted to download, but I watched the video... and didn’t =DD
zzz:All wanted to see the video but saw the pictures and.... did not become :DDD
ttt:I wanted to see the pictures but read the descriptions and didn’t get XD
fff: I once read about it in a magazine, I wanted to see it all, and here are the videos and pictures like this:
Of course, it wasn’t XD
PPP:Thought to write shit in reviews, and then saw your reviews... and didn’t stop.=))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52281
 24.08.2011
Which phrase would you like to hear at the end of your life?
A. K: Sounded by the version of Coconut-Bambey!

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52280
 24.08.2011
"Moscow"
I shrink:

Prices in Moscow are also not mushosranic. They are tired of talking about Moscow salaries.

Come to Ufa, prices like in Moscow, salary below 5 times
Let’s see how you chew.

[ + 68 - ] [34 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52279
 24.08.2011
Also penetrated.
If the magical power of Bora exists, let it bring it back to me!
I love you very much, come back soon, I look forward to it!
All of them... that’s in the script. Respect and respect, bla bla bla.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №52278
 24.08.2011
She handed her luggage:
Kronstadt, Peterhof and Hermitage
Sunsets and marine facades.
The wicked zoos,
House houses, communal houses
The Maritime Lighthouse,
The second scene for Marianne.
A large arena for football.
The water, the fountain, the wolf.
A billionaire boy.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №52277
 24.08.2011
The easiest way to get your message read carefully, taking into account every word and phrase, is to call yourself smart or literate. Everyone will immediately start checking the spelling and punctuation, and at the same time the style, to explain to you that you are stupid.

[ + 54 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52276
 24.08.2011
I go with my son in the car. The 10-year-old son is actively interested in the causal and consequences of world order. This time I decided to look at what is called the root of the problem:
How did Adam and Eve appear?

I begin a long speech, the essence of which is known to all: God blinded Adam from a piece of clay, then took Adam’s rib and created Eve from it...On the back seat, where the son sits, there is silence and intense work of thought. And then his surprised voice:
From the rib? Could he not have his brain?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52275
 24.08.2011
Have you ever been afraid of losing me?
of course. Once we went on the bus, I stood behind, and you got the money to travel.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52274
 24.08.2011
> The stolen wifi is not viewed in settings.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №52273
 24.08.2011
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Tagged: stupid fool

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №52272
 24.08.2011
From Google+ :
Reject the authority. Disputes with everyone, even with enlightened leaders. be wrong. and refute. Think of. That is the only way to grow.
2: You can just eat the vegetable.
1: As an option

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №52271
 24.08.2011
I read a textbook on philosophy. After a while, the right eye began to shake. Apparently the left hemisphere, responsible for logic, began to refuse.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52270
 24.08.2011
From Habr:

Discussion of the decision to use Android operating system in mobile

"This is your first domestic smartphone"


[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №52269
 24.08.2011
In connection with my last four dates I want to wish: mountains in hell the creator of Photoshop!!! by Kris

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №52268
 24.08.2011
You didn’t look for the second socks?
YYY: No
Why have you been sent to our planet?

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52267
 24.08.2011
At work, they always try to get me something out of food. Debt a little. Something was pushed again. I have a correspondence with a friend of mine in Ashkenazi.
I: I need to stick on the monkey behind "I won't leave!!and "
She: "CARE!Animal not to feed"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52266
 24.08.2011
Vkontakteurs burn with napalm
Comments on the video on the chips:

Anton Ashin: the pre-pepsi generation has grown
Alexei Kolinko (which is
Anton Ashin: Alexey, you have gone...
I didn’t think of it: go.
Anton Ashin: Nothing, well you and stupid
The Power of Selassie: Nothing
Anton Ashin: =) now understand how to pull the troll out of the dark :D
Nikita Kovalevich: Now
Anton Ashin: Nikita, looking for a troll
I have to say ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Anton Ashin: Nikita and Abadeshsa
Colla Orguda: You can do it ))

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52265
 24.08.2011
12:54:12 lowerVDSM: girls, I need a lady, I want to fuck me, write to me, I want to polish a whisper, a whisper, real or viral
12:54:51 man22: lower VDSM, can I be on you? That mood is ugly. I promise to be rude.

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