xxx: I’m listening to a podcast about Silent Hill, I’m pervaded, I’m sitting with deep thoughts. There is a sirene in the community. He held the brick.

<xxx> who has a leopard and timati song?? to
<yyy> from Satan, he torments sinners

From Habr:

- I think it's right to speak Java there (although I'm used to Java for a long time)
If Java is Java, then Jazz...

On the third day after my daughter’s birth, my husband calls me in the family. The house, blue as an isolant, asks - the daughter brought?
I have brought,
M – Did she try?
I have tried.
M – What did you eat?
Born to Joppa!

Axelmax (22:45:37 6/04/2012)
How to bring a tree in April without a flame?! to

Anja (22:49:26 6/04/2012)
either keep it until the next year, or take the tail with a pipe and carry it proudly in the middle of the day.
Do not forget to chew the grass.

From Habr:

Other works of builders and installers:
In the cap. During the repair of the bridge over Oku (within the bridge there is a special tunnel for all kinds of wires), the builders determined that all wires were wiped out and, following these precautions, cut off the optics of three different operators connecting the two parts of the city.
- a classic situation: a construction company with the spoken name "Tornado" excavated a power cable going to the factory of a well-known brand. Since the excavations were carried out without a project, they decided to shut down quietly and weld the cable themselves. Of course, the ground and the phase were confused - industrial equipment and 380V server ups could withstand, but the rest burned everything, even the teasers.
In the severe Russian frosts, the monitors cooked the optics directly in the gazelle. At the same time, one end they pulled through the side door, and the other through the back door. We discovered this when everyone was welded and was about to start laying on the supports.

"Hi, my apartment is running water, I want to make an urgent call to the sanitary.
Where exactly?
- Under the bathroom, but I have already turned off the water, and it has stopped.
Can you tell me where exactly?
Unfortunately, it is probably a place under the tiles on the side of the shower.
We need to know exactly where, say more accurately!
Under the tiles!
Take off the tiles!
Unfortunately, I will not be able to do that. That’s why I call you and call the sanitary.
Did you disconnect the water in your apartment?
and yes.
Does the water no longer flow?
I don’t have any water in my apartment either.
Do you need her?
Oh sorry?
Do you need water?
I’m going to hit the wall, yes.
Then turn it on!
And then she will run again!
Do not turn it on! Why do you need a sanitary?
Because I need water!
Turn it on, you know where?
- Girl, just make an urgent call to the sanitary, please.
Okay, it is done. He will be with you tomorrow.
It is urgent!
The second. Will you be arranged at 9 p.m.?
At 3 o’clock is urgent!!! to
Wait... yes yes. He will come to you in a few hours.
She killed herself at the wall.

and MV

Sloneg: And the naky you give? You don’t bite, right?

Stainless: I’ll be going there when it’s all going to be angry here...

Sloneg: Aaaa, that means you’re going to live there all the time? and :-)

Stainless: Well, in general, yes )))))))

XXXX
Can you do miracles?
OUUU
Do not go on a diet.

You can be a human and a programmer at the same time.
Tag: human programmer
A new superhero?
Theme: Aha
He hides among ordinary people, he listens to the pop and the windows, but when the night comes and the chaos of lawlessness and speed code overwhelms the city he wears a sweater and glasses and goes out to the streets to refacture the surrounding matrix, establish a clear inheritance between the classes, find and destroy the bugs, catch all the exceptions and dig to the truth in any case.
You hit your head: ROFL

Swalm: Going to interviews I studied from the movie "People in Black".

Belfgor is fucking! The army is shit! In the army, the 5th aggregate state of snow is square!

A review of the militant:

The plot is punctual, but it is surprisingly enough for this reference mesilov - a pure genre. The quintessence. Almost a fighting porn.

Yesterday was a very strong wind.
I was lying in the air while waiting for the bus :D

Hi, let’s go somewhere.
- I would like to, but I have a job, study, go off, clean up, I need to go to my parents.

was in the skin care department (dermal-venerological), in the office No. 2 a sign "Anonymous". A girl in a white coat comes out of the office and cries: “Onopenko! OnePenko is! Who is Onopenko here?"

The speed of sound is strange. Parents say something to you at 20, and you only get to 40.

Kaspersky to Ukraine. and Odessa. The Maritime Academy. Department of Higher Mathematics. On one of the sides a poem expressing all the love of the students for this subject.

"Take me the sea,
and the rocks,
I’ve tried to solve the integrals!"

Only now, when I’ve long since grown up, I realized that in our one-bedroom apartment every night my parents tried to get me to sleep quickly, not because they were very worried that I wasn’t getting enough sleep.

The topic on the forum about how to save:
Brad Drink: I stopped smoking.
Brad Drink: After a while he stopped drinking.
Brad Drink: After a while, I thought, if I am so dumb, then why do I have such a wife?
Brad Drink: He left his wife.
Brad Drinking: fucking, the money is drunk, spending nothing :(