I just go out with my boyfriend sometimes. I lie on the bed, I have an attack of tenderness, I start it... hm, licking. Natural reaction: Blessed birth, closed eyes. After 2 minutes, he opens his eyes, cleans my hand and stretches behind the phone with the words “There’s probably already a toy loaded.”
At my stinking look, he answered relentlessly: "Well, what, I still don't have any more light today."

2 days before the exam - AAAAAAAAA, PIZDEC, I am counted!!!!! to
The exam was postponed for five days - URA, fucking, you can not do 5 days!! to
What kind of fool am I?? to

Slavyan: I am, by the way, overwhelmed - in terms of communicating with girls
Slavyan: I shake my hand so to say
The Slavs: Aaa
The Slavs: Fuck
Tagged with :DD
Slavic: meaning of language
Tagged with: ahahahaha
The Slavs: AAA
The Slavs: The Fucks
I am crying!! :DDD
Ellamp: Oh yeah revu....)
The Slavs: Fucking

I am increasingly noticing that modern girls have begun to dress in intimate shops.

Advertiser: - You see, the inhaler is very similar to a cigarette to facilitate the process of getting rid of this harmful habit. I: It is terrible to think about the true purpose of the false imitator in the light of what has just been said.

I stand and cook. A response from the window:
I have five children, I have served in Afghanistan, and you speak to me for watching the scene between Geralt and Triss in the Elf Baths in the second Witch?! to

I recently walked with my child near the house. look - the car repair arrived big so dirty.. son pleased (he is 1.5 years old) let's admire OGOGO!! Oh didid!(This is the Yes!) There are three smokers nearby. These guys are strict in specialties. One of them looked closely and said, “Here’s my mom listen, you won’t even be driving in such a car!”

Recently on the box, on the channel Vesti 24 in the evening (18.00 Moscow) issue was such a joke. During a report from the flooded storm of New York, the vitrines of some store or restaurant were shown, wrapped with flanged shields. On one of them was an inscription in Russian - "Lunch". On another announcement, also in Russian - "Closed on Armageddon"))

You are in contact all day long!! to
YYY: How do you know?
XXX is fuck!! to

XXX: How is Sanek there? He said so much yesterday!
YYY: If you look at the overall results, he seemed to have won...
XXX is o.o.
Yyy: Sani has a broken scrotum, and his opponent has four fingers of his left hand and two fingers of his right hand.

My wife told. When she was lying in the nursery with a little girl, there was a girl there, so she needed to write out, and this was forgotten on the day of discharge, stupidly not included in the lists, she, of course, was upset. Bring her a little nurse after some procedures and says with reproach "What you did not put on his diapers, he did us out in full!", the girl’s response killed: "And this is our and son’s position in relation to the state!"))))))))))

Philosopher: I was so upset that when the ex asked what I wanted to do with our relationship, he answered "42".

The Borrowers! There is a phrase called "The Song That Can't Be Called" (The Song That Can't Be Called). I don’t think I’m alone, even in my head it’s awkward to pronounce that name.

What is the end of summer? This also has its pluses!
YYY: What are the pluses?
XXX: the series continues.

The Russians get fast when they are going to steal a horse with a cart.

Girls and boys... teach the table of multiplication, or they will wake you up in the middle of the night, and you have nothing to say.

New "Picnic" - 31 centimeters of pleasure... No comments...

X: And why did we always go with her?
YYY: Well, you know, the time later, the girl still...
Q: So you’re afraid that she’ll rape men?

If you're sitting in front of someone, looking at the door on your laptop and think you're not burning, check if you have a huge, blade, mirror behind your back!! 1

My cat wanted to eat meat. I thought he was upset and gave him a whiskey. He didn’t want to eat it, but I forced him. He ate a kitesurf. Walked for 10 minutes. He came, came to me on the computer, and with this same viscous rubbed on him. This is a vengeful devil.