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[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51484
 09.08.2011


I pressed my fingers desperately, to the limit, to the blue,
There are hamsters on the ground in an unknown direction to us.
Hamsters go not in a hurry, but confidently, proudly, firmly,
May someone laugh their fearless faces (and cheeks).
At night they hide in the hills, and during the day they go out into the wide fields.
The hamsters managed to escape from the cage on their own.
Let blind eyes, cut hearing this world is impossible new -
In them, the spirit of fighting, the hamster, is bursting and strengthened.
It dictates to them, "Dare to hold!" strength of will and faith in strength.
The hamsters bite life, and it stunned them.
Homiakovsky unhappyly carries in the circle of direct transmission...
They just want to go – and that’s all. In peace, but in peace.
Breaking the old into pieces, unknown by new nonsense,
There are hamsters on the earth believing that they are bears.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51483
 09.08.2011
From the slogan generator:
"Fuck Shame 8" - a new operating system from the company "Microsoft"

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №51482
 09.08.2011
and xxx : )
WOW :
HH: Why did you curl it out to me?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51481
 09.08.2011
I’m just eating toasts in the morning.
H&M and it is delicious!
Wow> and I don’t eat in the morning.
Wow> and it’s fast!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51480
 09.08.2011
Silver - Metal
Alternative geography today.
That a new continent arose in the Pacific Ocean, with vegetation, fauna, some Australopithecus-Aborigens.
A world war begins for its resources.

Silver - Metal
And I went there with a giant WOTTAKENNY this backpack on the bus to collect mushrooms.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №51479
 09.08.2011
"From a foreign guide to Russia"
The men’s toilet is marked by the letter “M”. Women should look for a door with the letter "H".
I am a crazy face of a foreigner looking for a door with the promised letter "S".

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №51478
 09.08.2011
Pyramid Head: I just understood what kind of hustle we are living in... think about it: the guy seriously believed that 2012 would be the end of the world, but that’s not the worst yet. He decided to live this time for his pleasure and take a loan for two million. Well he was a poor student and the sum seemed to him just astronomical. He had no license, no job, no soldier, he did not reach his age. He blurred his lip passport with a license and other docks, got to work!!! To a friend in the company, there fake certificate and agreed on the call. He was bitten elementarly, because the passport naturally caused suspicion, but you think about the fact... to be lazy to normally organize life, but to be completely legalized to become a criminal... Pratchett is just something.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №51477
 09.08.2011
xxx: guy I was sober in the competition at the wedding.)

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51476
 09.08.2011
flash_niger: my idol Charlie Sheen.
Orkide: Alcoholic and drug addict who was fired from work?
Nick: Fuck, now he and my cousin!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №51475
 09.08.2011
Shus: Let him go with his cooking. Do you know how to cook soup? Salt water, add a pocket of Rolton for 7 rubles and cut a small slice of one sausage for the taste of meat.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51474
 09.08.2011
Who wrote about road advertising in Russia and what would be better than fools pitch?
Your dream has come true – the elections are about to begin.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51473
 09.08.2011
z(17:18:34 8/08/2011)
I went to the pharmacy, after me came pepper such a glamorous metrosexual type.
says the pharmacist - you have anything from the anal cracks
Pharmacy - No, unfortunately there is nothing
It is neither creams, nor candles, nor ointments.
She is not...
Give me this smell.
Good education allowed me to keep silent, although I wanted to say something. It should be purchased before, not after.

q(17:19:58 8/08/2011)
You are wicked but educated.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51472
 08.08.2011
Rat_S - he is now working with our internet provider, is so important and tells everyone what "gives the country Google"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51471
 08.08.2011
xxx: he is so selfless about movies that he criticizes porn for a lot of stamps and predictable plot.
Tagged: ololol

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №51470
 08.08.2011
(3:04:06 AM) xxx: I have a big list in a
xxx: long looking for you=)
(3:04:26 AM) xxx: over scheduled cleaning to make contacts
(3:04:45 AM) xxx: the current fucking not as last time 5 years ago in mnsn=)
(3:04:57 AM) xxx: asking you who, now I live with her=)

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51469
 08.08.2011
I am breathing a star.
Blonde Blondes: Blonde Blondes, Blonde Blondes: Blonde Blondes...
You are a blonde! The star is a balm!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51468
 08.08.2011
Chat in Civilization 4

The horse is your mother!
What is Horses?
XXX is your mother.

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51467
 08.08.2011
Fuck.. it seems to have to sit all night behind the compass.. the cat lay on his knees, and hide sorry xD

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51466
 08.08.2011
I jump from a phone call:

Here is Hersonggas.
This is not Hersong.
I am Hersong.
Here is Ddaaaa? O_O

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51465
 08.08.2011
Playing with Terek-Spartacus Serenity enters the room, turns on the light. The lamp breaks and flies beautifully through the room. At the same time, the lights on the stadium blinked.

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