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[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52224
 23.08.2011
With Mr. Propyl amused, there is no whore in the house. Mr was drunk.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52223
 23.08.2011
I am a real gangster.
I grew up on the street.
On the street of Sesame. I watched her all my childhood.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №52222
 23.08.2011
This'o will receive 70 million in Anguilla. rubles a month.. here's what you should do first, if you came to work on Monday, and you would be paid a salary of 70 million. The ruble?
YYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 101 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52221
 23.08.2011
Some familiar ones live, the only thing that is real. So, this miracle of nature resolves in the house everything that is understood. The controller will pick up, and as appropriate, then the fucking gather, and so on. Repeat the rare. One day, the housewife came home and remembered that she hadn’t hanged the laundry. He walked to his clothes, but he was not there. One is Himself (!!!) He picked up the batteries!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №52220
 23.08.2011
And the poor man, weighing one and a half cents and snoring like a bear, never understood why he fell from his bed 19 times in the train during the night. along with the mattress. As a result, he called the conductor and paid to the coupe, where, as he decided, the couches were wider. The whole plateau was delighted. Three cars in one direction and the other.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №52219
 23.08.2011
Fursenko and EGE are the best way to get children out of the Russian language.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №52218
 23.08.2011
Vlad (22:04:59 22/08/2011)
I watched Bond (Golden Eye)
Vlad (22:05:24 22/08/2011)
Chuvak says "I am Minister of Defense Dmitry Mishkin":-D

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №52217
 23.08.2011
The goddess Ishtar - in Akkadian mythology - the goddess of fertility and fleshly love, war and conflict... is associated with Friday.

How many years have passed, and people on Friday are the same.

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52216
 23.08.2011
The two girls:
111: I decided to start a new life. Cut your hair short, go to the cushion. Here is this. Men write and write. I am desperate, help me, what should I do? It is :'(
Chapter 22: Go and Fuck Everything

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52215
 23.08.2011
Se is
My first day of work is sitting today.
Se is
I put everything on his table so he could understand.
Se is
You know this song from the old Soviet cartoons, "carousel, carousel! carousel, carousel!" at the beginning of playing
Se is
Well, I go out, in 5 minutes I go back to the office.
Se is
He sings on the motive of this song.
“Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya!and "

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52214
 23.08.2011
The news:
Swedish King Carl XVI Gustaf, traveling through Germany with his wife Silvia, had a curious case. They were not allowed to go to a German restaurant in Ladenburg. The owner of the institution and closely did not recognize in them royal persons.
As a result, the modest monarch Carl Gustav and his wife, who, by the way, is a citizen of Germany, pizza in a snack at the market square.

The comments:
The owner of the restaurant would be sitting with Khodorkovsky.

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52213
 23.08.2011
A neighbor from above (Nikolai Palych) for the third week woke up the whole house with a perforator.The repair began at 9 a.m. and until the batteries were knocked. At 4 o’clock in the morning accidentally found in the net the sounds of the perforator.The buffer put on the floor and 5 minutes of test drive at low frequency. In the morning I woke up from the loud matts of the neighbors: Kolya, you are generally bl@tt,@huel what?...my revenge is terrible)))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №52212
 23.08.2011
XXX(14:29:52 23/08/2011)
When is Putin’s election?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №52211
 23.08.2011
(Conversation with a drunken guy)
by mu4ansei:
Two sisters knocked on the door.
They said that in this house the child was sick with measles.
All residents should be vaccinated.
Without it, they are not allowed to enter Europe.
The car is crazy.)
I x sent.... said that I am from Africa and fuck me on your Europe)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №52210
 23.08.2011
The defacks with the new mirrors have more photos where they stand with these mirrors than the photos taken by these mirrors themselves.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52209
 23.08.2011
You have such metaphors. It doesn’t matter what if I said you were fucked by ten blacks, meaning that you’re a very deep man!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52208
 23.08.2011
Kossar45: Today is a fucking retreat. For some hero, a scandal has struck. I was so angry that I objected to her.
Bravin: Well... that... you are a man! and :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №52207
 23.08.2011
I am like a vampire, dependent on direct sunlight.
WOW: What is it?
I have light curtains in my room, the light passes through them and I can’t see anything on the monitor as I should, so I’m forced to sleep before sunset.
Wow, I have nothing.
HH: And what then?
Yes, I am not like

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №52206
 23.08.2011
I think we are grown up.
Why is?
We stopped having sex.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №52205
 23.08.2011
He stumbled and found himself.

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