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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42224
 25.01.2011
Mr. Ken: What kind of car do you have?
Ne1my: And I have two cars. Both are mommy. Washing and laundry.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42223
 25.01.2011
We stayed with my aunt. Time of 4.33. I go out to smoke, I go back... the door shuts. I also thought: "It is necessary to close quickly, so that it is not so noisy."" He fell on the hangover, scratched all the clothes from the cockroaches, dropped the box with the keys, while he got up, clinging to the door of the closet, scratched the door with the cockroaches.
I am good! The door quietly closed!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №42222
 25.01.2011
From baby.ru
I remember my daughter waking up (she slept separately in her bed) descended and walked around the apartment until I opened my eyes, she didn’t touch me. But she did things, chewed: she pulled out and mixed all the crops, one day found my mask, everything that was possible in the house - smashed, only then I learned: it was in the tube, the mask, a lot, one time my husband (he was still a student at the time) was pumped in boots, until now the mystery of how she managed to do so, generally managed a lot while my mother slept.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42221
 25.01.2011
I get out of myself quickly, sharply and in the face!

c) NektO_o

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42220
 25.01.2011
How not to have fun.
Do not use the internet
settled in our house.
A wonderful neighbor!! to

Thanks for the wifi!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №42219
 25.01.2011
(The girl works in the FMS department)
YYYY :
We were told by the chef to make a journal of reviews.If you don't read the cover, you can think what reviews about the sauna. Type good collective, service at the top level, cute girls thank you I am satisfied.a one guy wrote in general cap phone number and next "no call me someone"

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42218
 25.01.2011
Remember those men, one cut with pasta, and the other with soap. So, today I cut my elbow XD

[ + 99 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42217
 25.01.2011
I bought a new toothpaste. The first three days are unpleasant feelings. 3-7 days - the taste of mint. 7 days - two weeks - a pleasant refreshing smell... I think as if in a couple of months I did not sell the apartment for another tube...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №42216
 25.01.2011
Echo: Day, I drove on the track yesterday, again saw a guy who goes with a healthy bag
Echo: and until the next city of 40 km, this is for people?
Day: And he is not going to the city, it is someone settler launched to found a new city, and in the bag he has reps.)))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №42215
 25.01.2011
I bought my first computer in a store, where on one side of the room composts were collected, and on the other hand the collector was selling children's food. I asked him about one maternity plate, and just at this moment a young family with a baby came into the store for baby food. And here’s how he described it to me, along with a step to serve children’s food buyers:
“Imagine a little boy, a devil who was born without a sleeve and no legs. He has these hands, his legs, he tries to walk, and they fall off...
It was interesting to see the expression of the family’s face.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №42214
 25.01.2011
Discussion of the article on rubber "bubbles"
xxx (22:41:30 24/01/2011)
They’re beautiful dolls, they’re alive. They will talk soon.
yyy (22:42:46 24/01/2011)
Oh, so you dive to it, you get the battle rope, you are going to start engaging in black magic, as suddenly "not today, the head hurts..." and psssssss, swells.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №42213
 25.01.2011
Anton, are you at home?
Y: Yes
You can eat the soup in the refrigerator.
There is no soup.
XXX: AAA yeah, I didn’t cook it.

[ + 91 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42212
 25.01.2011
In the darkness! I took a pair of socks. proved to be the same. Both without holes. I still do not believe what happened.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №42211
 25.01.2011
From the forum, section "About yourself":

To the child, I sing the Mill as a whirlwind and tell for the night about the integrals and dark matter.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №42210
 25.01.2011
Wife (22:16:16 24/01/2011)
Tell me something good...

I am (22:16:25 24/01/2011)
The cats

Wife (22:16:35 24/01/2011)
O_O

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №42209
 25.01.2011
Comments on Smartphones:
In other words, I will not buy anything! As long as you bring it from the store, it’s outdated.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №42208
 25.01.2011
And let’s instead "Allo" say "Putin, the bomb, the coup"))

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №42207
 25.01.2011
It is like a suitcase without a pen.
What, too, to bear heavy and throw out sad? ^ ^ ^
No, you’re just that useless shit!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №42206
 25.01.2011
Sometimes we find something that would be better to go by.

[ + 76 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42205
 25.01.2011
I returned my phone three times.

Once there was a funny incident.
We went to Lake Senez to swim.
We found a great place near the water, but it all turned out to be polluted after yesterday’s picnic of some company.
And among a bunch of garbage was a knight with the rights and a passport of one of the celebrators. I found him and returned his documents.

But before that, he carefully removed all their shit from the shore.

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