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[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62226
 02.04.2012
Never say, “I was wrong,” but better say, “How interesting it was.”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62225
 02.04.2012
YYY: Not every man can cope with my character
XXX: He just needs to stock up with trimmers with tranquilizers

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62224
 02.04.2012
They walked with a friend across an abandoned building, in one of the rooms there are radio and chemicals (anti-gases, pharmacies, filters, respirators, etc.) all in deplorable condition. But in the corner there was a rugged red lame-crawler, and close to it were broken glasses. What would this be?

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62223
 02.04.2012
From Chat Dota:
Ladies and gentlemen, in two weeks I’ll be defending my diploma.
You protect your barracks first.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62222
 02.04.2012
Note that dr. They have already drank, a lot of people. A friend goes to another:
The light...
I am not the light.
to blaze! He realizes the failure.
And not shit!

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62221
 02.04.2012
_Alexiel_: I go to the subway, slipped, I think: "I will go". I shake my hands with Matt. and CHO? - the guy nearby fell, slipped) nonchalant sing I can cast) the whole demage on the neighboring unit transferred) ah, yes I)

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62220
 02.04.2012
Dangerous is the driver who wants to ride!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №62219
 02.04.2012
xxx: and I have two bowls of nutella, a cooked condensate, two liters of lemonade and chocolate with a whole foundation!
Tagged: fucks
ZZZ: This is the Fucks
Tagged: Fucks
BBB: Here are you.
ccc: here is the fucking a
Tagged: Fucks
Tagged: sugar
Bourgeois Jewish b...

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62218
 02.04.2012
Sometimes there’s bandit blood in me. :D
as you originally called the month.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62217
 02.04.2012
01.04.2012 at 15:22
xxxx blinded a snowflake and threw cats under the balcony
xxxx: For it is not enough to mourn - March has already ended.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62216
 02.04.2012
My mom bought a monoblock at noon... Now no one can argue with the fact that we have a computer in the monitor)

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62215
 02.04.2012
As we learned a few hours ago, this night there was a failure in the operation of the main optical line connecting the British Isles with continental Europe. According to the version of the investigation, the cable's kidnapping involves hunters for non-ferrous metals, who approached the most vulnerable section of the cable on a small submarine of the class "Piranha". In the future, the thieves acted even more boldly and ingeniously. Aqualanchists with a hydraulic tool swallowed the cable, and then attached the released end of the cable to the submarine's bark, and pulled their prey towards the Sea of Laptev.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №62214
 02.04.2012
1st :
Demon, forgive me that I went before you went out))) The square was quite, after today)

2nd :
I jumped out and even in the flight, I locked the door of the departing car. The spectators at the stop were in the shower...=)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №62213
 02.04.2012
I started from the strings.
- How good that I understand you are about lines in HD programming

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62212
 02.04.2012
How is your school and your life in general?
YYY: No school, no life, no vegetation, populated by robots.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62211
 02.04.2012
What do you think is that belt fit well?
Filed to: DSCN0262.JPG
AAAA to AAAA!!! The miniature!!!! Aaaah aaaah!! The feet!!! to
Oleg: you are so cute!!!!!!! to protect!!! to
Oh my God!!! The figure! Aaaahahahahahahahahahah! I want I want
The red, you are great!!! to
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
*Contacts "Lighthouse" has added you to the list of ignored*
Fuck the fucking fuck!! That’s what I’m doing wrong!!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62210
 02.04.2012
I have always believed that the tradition of bringing a tree in the spring is an ancient Russian tradition. She was confident until she saw a half-skinned, yellowed tree on the balcony of the Czech Commonwealth in April. At the same time, it is well known that the Russians do not live on that floor at all... I realized that our peoples were even closer than I thought before.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62209
 02.04.2012
News from the Sakhalin region:
1 "On the ice sheet took 400 fishermen into the sea".
2 "From the drifting ice sheet, 200 of the 400 people were taken".
3 "675 people were removed from the drifting ice sheet".
Are they going to be returning?
by Lesnid

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62208
 02.04.2012
As my comrade said, most of our company’s employees would have to undergo plastic surgery to remove their tongue from their bosses’ ass.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62207
 02.04.2012
A man in line for a fish (evidently not by his own will):
So please Salmonella.
Seller: – Ah, maybe... a lemon?
by DadaDadaDada!

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