With champagne, like with a spy: the main thing is not to talk!

A Letter From That World
Agrafena, a 90-year-old grandmother who has lived in a quiet Ural village, recently received a letter from her late husband. Seventy years later, he went to the front and died. He was declared missing. All these 70 years Agrafena waited and hoped, the second time she never got married - and here is the letter. It was dated July 41, and there is nothing so special about it. Peter wrote that the Germans would soon be destroyed, worried whether there was bread in the family and sent 30 rubles. He took them with him "to the war", but now decided that he didn't need money here.
The letter was interested in the organization involved in the search for the missing frontmen. She was unable to establish the fate of Peter, but her staff followed the path of the letter.
The train to which a postal wagon was attached was bombed by German aircraft. Subsequently, the pedant German collected all the documents found in the train and sent them to their archives. Then the Allied aviation bombed this archive, and it was dismantled by anyone.
Almost all of the papers were sold through auctions to private collections. This letter, judging by inventory marks, passed through a dozen such collections in different countries, until it fell into the hands of one Austrian collector. He had it for 20 years, and before his death he suddenly decided to send it to the address indicated on it.
Per it is worth repeating: there was a letter both from the Germans, and from the hijackers of the German archives, and from collectors from a dozen different countries, and for many years it was in the family of an Austrian, but those 30 rubles, which were in the letter, only when it already came to our mail...

If you divide the wealth of some ministers or deputies by their salaries, it turns out that they live for several thousand years.

She: And if you could only write me four messages, what would you write?
He: Go out
It is: for
He is: Me
He: to work on Saturday

Then tomorrow in July, we can pick up if you want.
YYY: I can’t promise anything, I’ve caught the woman, so now, over time, nothing is clear at all.
XX: Which teams do you know?
Yyy: If she’s at home, then “eat” and if I’m at home, then without words.
XXX is OK! Leave it! and :)

There are two types of work:
At one, you argue with fools.
Other idiots are fighting with you.

Kate Winslet brought a woman out of a burning house

And DiCaprio in the "Titanic" did not save...:'(

1 - what can a badge be invented to mark the impasse? I don’t know the first meeting, but I’m happy.
2 - the theme is blessed, can be raised))
1 is very serious! I need to mark it in my phone book at work.
2 - Well, you can simply the conditional designation of the brain without curves... the brain without curves is a ass...
1 - too speaking symbol, if someone takes a reference book, and there in front of the financial department, the ass will be drawn) and in front of some names and not one)
2 - can just t - stupid
1 - well here)) appeared in the reference book T, AT, TTT and BUET
2 – Is it absolutely stupid?
The ambitious impasse
2 of OOO. And the last?
God kill this fool.
You are the house 😉

Q: Did you put the flash on?
Yes, in half a gigabyte :)

xxx: guess the whole number from 1 to 35
YYY: F
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Steps to news:
420 military units and institutions of the Ministry of Defense will be transferred to the “Swedish table” by September 1.
XXX is beautifully written. Three types of soup.
And in reality, who served in the army a pearl does not eat the rest of his life.
YYY: Swedish table you want a pearl, and you want a pearl

Here’s a shorter innovation: a propeller cup – forget about teaspoons, say no to old-fashioned teaspoons for mixing sugar and other soluble substances. They were replaced by a technological cup: press a button - the "propeller" mounted in its bottom will be turned on.
First stone: if the cover is made, the socks can also be washed.

A five-year-old boy looks at the lake and says to his dad: “Dad, go see the ballet!” Here women do so with their legs as if I had broken it a long time ago!"

According to media reports, Medvedev and Putin took a bicycle walk yesterday. Not in the tandem!! The president asked for a separate
The Great...
and c)

Big boss: let’s bring diversity to our communication
Natalia Kulachenko: How is it?
Big boss: for example, let’s shut down and work.

From Habr:
A slow computer is when you know all the creators of Adobe Photoshop.

He is
Where to meet?
She
Their proposals?
He is
Married early, you won’t go to bed... I don’t even know what to offer... maybe we’ll meet in the subway? and]

Minecraft wants to add you to friends.
Hello, what is your name?? to
Romka17: Hi, can you guess once?
Serena to Serena???? to
by romka17: o_o

Where to complain that the neighbors wifi is far away and does not allow them to steal the internet at normal speed?

A forum of meaning. The phones.

XHH: Tell me, and the sensor responds only to the finger or even to the stylus, well or to the nail (in my case)???? to

Wow: Just a finger, like all capacitive displays

Zzz: You can use sausage instead of stylus.