RT @LexFrei: The most unhappy person is the person who has learned to turn off the alarms in his sleep.

Everyone has their shortcomings. Each has its charm.
by konde13

Minister of Culture Furtseva was fascinated by the idea of creating non-professional theaters (remember - such a line was defended by the director in "Beware of the car", which was played by Evstigniev). The professional theaters, in her opinion, have completely exhausted themselves.
She gathered a large group of actors and directors and began to convince them of the correctness of her idea.
Actor Boris Livanov (Dubrovsky and Sherlock Holmes' father) quietly painted something in the notebook and did not look at the stand. Furceva saw it and decided to take the artist.
Comrade of Lebanon! You are not listening to me at all! You are not interested?
Why is it. I listen to you with great interest, Ekaterina Alekseevna and
I have a question for you. Please tell me that you would personally refer to
A non-professional gynecologist

You are the girl of my dreams! Beautiful, intelligent and fun.
You say that just to fuck me.
In addition, she is incredibly smart!

Tagged with: fucking
Trudeau developer: this is what I understand to scratch the bricks
Troy developer: saper, 99 bombs neutralized, the last happens by chance
Tree developer: Taste and here the light is cut off in the office
Developer: The Effect is Amazing
Neutral is :)

A friend came yesterday. I told him that by my example, my wife and I stopped watching TV. A week later there was a feeling that Putin and Medvedev no longer lived with them, since they left.

A creative profession is when a man is ready to roll mountains, only to do nothing.

xxx: apparently it was not a very good decision to appear on the carpet to the boss with 3h late, with a sting, and in the maid with the inscription "don't work, make noise" =(

Comment on the photo "How the Kazakhs transported Mazda inside the van":
- It was necessary to look in the maze, there is still a maze in it, and a scooter in the maze. This is the love for matraces.
- in the scooter, in the scooter, in the roller coat, in the roller coats, in the coat coats, in the socks... and what was in the socks?? to
Money saved on transportation.

*FFord1988 changed the status to "Klubnička ^_^"
*FFord1988 changed status to "Cucumbers ^_^"
*FFord1988 changed status to "Mascoo ^_^"
*FFord1988 changed status to "Kefirchik ^_^"
*FFord1988 changed status to "Fuck in the Mouth!!!and "

xxx: I was about to wash dishes, half a day looking for a sponge and a washing agent
I decided to call my mom.
xxx: she said that I am a drug addict, and that we have a dishwasher for the second year.

Dmitry: Urah and Urah! My name is the most popular.
YYY: What did you get?
All my friends have a familiar Dima!
You won’t believe it...

xxx: So tell me, what figure in the National Geographic advertising of vodka, cigarettes and bearers of impressive busts, if this is my child looking at?
YYY: Hey, what, impressive busts are already in need of advertising?

There was a ship in England with the proud name Unfuckable. I have long thought about how to correctly translate this name into Russian.
The most natural translation for the Russian language is - Unknown. But this translation is incorrect, changes the meaning - instead of a twisted ship, which the enemy can not catch, there is an unshakable machina.
Illet offered a very censored translation - "Unnatural".
I talked to a native speaker, my English boss. We have come to the conclusion that the best translation will be "The Untold".

The rushing home!
Push anywhere before you go on the road and do not create emergency situations! Otherwise, shit, one day you will be fucking right in the car, waiting for the DPS, which will drive to the scene of the accident for three hours!

With respect, the road operator.

Under the window of the shelter for half an hour a car has been flying.Do you see a leaflet on the hood fell.The owner does not appear, apparently, the third floor window opens, some notebooks, glasses, plastic dishes, handles, taps, books are flying on the car...and all this is accompanied by the following tirade: "Shut up the butterfly!"The window is shut up...

hm, the inscription in the mosaic: "the beginning of a new session" made you shake

I read the news:
The new leader of al-Qaeda is Egyptian Ayman al-Zawahiri.
I would like to add: 59% of voters voted for him.

The neighbor (c) slept and began to talk in his dream.
C: I am playing.
I : what?
C: Take a break, I’ll go.
waking up, going to suck and going to bed further)

The Netherlands (11:15:22 17/06/2011)
Gleb gives the EGE on history)I help him on the ASKE)))

Pobeda (11:16:50 17/06/2011)
That is illegal!

The Netherlands (11:17:46 17/06/2011)
I myself am outraged, so in order to minimize the negative effect of iniquity, I give the wrong answers!