"Listen, your boy came to me, everything was repaired and everything was done, and how do you know him?"? to
M is? Why to you?
-Well, how to say, when my mom at home bushes that I drop under the evening, small arranges some understandable only to her sabantuy, and I can not even go in the shower... and here he, coming to my mom from the threshold gives ice cream, small psp swung up, sat behind the computer. there is a shaman, I quickly in the shower, and when I got out there is not... and he smooked my T-shirt I prepared for the exit. Give me his phone number!!! to
You both, he and he, he argued with me that you will ask for his phone number first, and I know you and your talent to advance.... challenged him three cleaning genes in his apartment(((( you have his phone, and I'll tell him what I'll say!and (

Diaiim, you’re named Dima, I remember :) Come again = )

I sit with my grandmother drinking tea.
What is the name of tea?
And she immediately starts reading from the label: Lip-ton.
I: It is Haley! How can you read "Lipton"?! to
B: How, how... Without glasses!!

I work in the accounting department. The institutions.
We have a wonderful proga called "Astral report" abbreviated Astral.
We sit and work, the head of the bow approaches and says, "" and let's go into the astral."
I hear it once every 100th and still every time to tears.

Wisdom is the ability to live with something that cannot be thrown out the window.

For a month as my home phone number got into the phone base of some building organization. At first I tried to protest and proved that it was a mistake – useless. Now I have reconciled and successfully participated in the technological process. Here is the call today:
What to do with cement?
Load out...

Chapaeva was elected president in 2012 and Petka was made prime minister.

He fought – Vasily Ivanovich fought with corruption: and freedom is better than non-freedom – he said, and civil society – he created, and ments into ponts – he renamed, and Skolkovo – modernized, and nothing is done with him:(. They steal! Even more than before. Moreover, it is now virtually not necessary to sit on economic articles.
Chapaev was tired, disappointed and went to his friends Angel to complain about the Russian people, and left Petka for himself.
He returns in a month, and can not be delighted - officials are polite, do not take bribery, work quickly and carefully. The haishniks do not collect bubbles on the bushes, but on the crossroads with sticks - the traffic jams are pushed. The generals do not give the hands of the soldiers build, and on the fields run.
Soldiers are attacking. Doctors do the operation for free, and in the sight of puffy envelopes are hidden in the office and locked on the key. And the people, along with the OMON sheep, every Saturday go out for concerted demonstrations – wishing long years of power. The beauty!
Chapaev then summoned to himself Petka, hugged, kissed, a shirt from the presidential shoulder, brought from the Netherlands, gave and awarded the greatest order. Well, now, says the former Petka, how you have achieved in a month what I have not been able to in all the years! Give out, says Pete, your military secret!
- Yes, I have no military secret, Vasily Ivanovich, I am a man.
I know nothing about freedom and non-freedom, debt with credit.
I am confused, but here with the machine gun Maxim – I am managed in perfection! Therefore I
Just ordered in each institution to put two machine guns Maxim.
full of boxes of tape and almost where someone does not want to live honestly -
The next, the next!
The young pet! Continue on. Only one thing I didn’t understand –
Why two bullets?
- Yes, I tried to do one thing, Vasily Ivanovich, but not friendly - all
Time is overheating!

Wait, don’t be in a hurry, we don’t even meet you.
He: It can be corrected.
She: Do you suggest me to meet?
He: That kind of
She: OK, I agree
He was chased.

Girls and boys! And let each one connect his life only with one person, but the best, not with a few, but so to himself.

Do you have a Twitter?
She: No, I am not your president.

A woman presented her passport to me. Her name is Blacherova. 40+ years of life with her. Poor children, poor teachers and teachers.

The forum. Talk about dogs sucking on motorcycle wheels:

You have to ride on your wheels, then the animal will understand that the machine is not his territory.
yyy: A good way. By the way, it is believed that before the trip you need to urinate on the wheel, then the trip will be successful. Even Gagarin is said to urinate on the wheel of the bus before flight
zzz: In India, a richer who I knew swallowed his left leg for happiness.

and Kira. Everyone in our childhood was afraid of something, the darkness, someone in the closet, the half-open bathroom, the closet, or something under the bed.
So here’s what I’m doing, kind of grown up, the fears have forgotten!Night, I wake up from the heat, I go to drink water in the darkness, after done I go back to the room, I go to the bed...and something clings to my foot from under it, that with such anxiety...I sat down for a fraction of a second...and only a few minutes later I remembered that I had a CAT...

Katya: One guy in the subway gave me a seat this morning. I think all day that something is wrong with me.
Per he thought you were pregnant?
Katya: Yes, or that my chest looks better from the top!)))

To the surprise of Avon, the most popular answer to the question "What soap are you using?" turned out to be "Gmail"

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I didn't buy the rights I handed over myself, and in Gay I didn't pay anything myself from the first times I handed over, but I still drive like shit. apparently the grandmothers are not allowed to drive normally

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Finally found the best way to catch flies! Lack with a strong fixation;)) Now I am a happy owner of a collection of lacquered flies. "Smile and laughter"

I don’t believe in the end of the world in 2012, but I realize with a smile what a remarkable outbreak of deflation will take place on the eve.

XX: If I keep myself in the frame, I will become a portrait.

The bear just said from the box that everyone must obey the law. I’ll go to the balcony and see if I follow the law or not.

I looked here. No one wants to comply with the law, the President is not respected (

Going home at 6 p.m., my boss said, “You should not be delayed after work, even if you are on vacation.”
"I have a good boss, responsive"- I thought.