Talent leakage is already underway.
"There will be no brains, there will be no leaks" Motto of Fursenko

A friend now writes:
I had a nose inside the chestnut, I decided to scratch with a pen, and accidentally scratched something, I had blood from my nose, I decided to scratch myself, but suddenly sneezed... the question, how can the lens be cleaned from blood?

Or a normal person, right?

luckyman: Purchased magazine Men's Health. I saw an interesting article - how to have sex in the car. Opened the magazine, saw - how to properly place in the Porsche911. The magazine is closed :(

I was on a bus last summer. I live in Redmond, here sometimes in the shade of forty degrees, and in the sun even worse. We turn to another street, and suddenly on the sidewalk I see... a tea tree! The Soviet. There is something in it. I look at him surprised. The first thought is water boiling (:
And then someone else from the bus said: "It is right that the Soviet, boiling - will whistle. You will hear" All the bus :D

After 10 minutes of searching, the waitress honestly admitted that they had no wifi bottles.

From the Automotive Forum.
1: Good time of day!
One problem in the car is concerned - after dynamic driving at high speed of the engine, the smell of hydrogen sulfur appears. It is mostly felt in the first few minutes after stopping.
After dynamic driving, do you smell? ;D

Ashot in the dark, you say? And to translate Angel Dust as Angel will give - is it normal?! to

Medvedev proposed to create an analogue of World of Warcraft based on Russian history
Okay, the tricks should be idealistic. :D 

Yesterday, the daughter was asked in the kindergarten what color of her father's eyes, she replied - red... It's time for the journey to bind from controls :(

xxx: guys, maybe someone has a vacant place in the company or something else? (The Moscow)
YYY: First they go live in some fucking, then they look for a job :3

NAL4IK: In general, the old man is cool... today I thought – it would be a pity when he dies...I would have come to his funeral to take off his hat.
It’s not nice to steal the hats of the dead.

by Tifa-chan
I went to the movies with friends on Harry Potter. We sit like we cry T_T And here is a picture when in Hogwarts all the students go to shelters. And the bas is from the back rows: "we don’t need any education"... the whole hall fell out :D

I have a friend, director and owner of a fairly large, with good turnover, company. And he has everything like people: a house, an apartment, a car, a yacht, a wife and a mistress (a secretary is a referent).
And here is how I went to him in the office of affairs, the secretary serves us coffee, but I bring to the coffee chocolate, and him demonstrably caramel candy - to my astonished look a friend, squeezing his eyes, replied:
"Yes, I went here to the left from the left..."
I thought a lot...

XXX: I am sitting at work, next to the report thick-walled lies, suddenly sharply fucking what kind of SAP flashes, that then everything downward twists all I think, the computer is quite breathing in me. I call the system manager type - Vanya, run all gone! What do you think? Vanya just took the report from the button Enter, so the evil looked and went away... And it was after he told me yesterday what kind of knee I know that this is a mini-esby!

by le_jour:
42 years since a man landed on the moon. Astronauts swim, swim in fountains and strike passers

by chudovis4e
You are a salad, go here. Flying into space? What is not? It is"

Now the knife fell on the foot with a sharp end, so there were no scratches on the foot. Another would go to the church to pray, and I would go to the store to buy a new knife, or it would get dull.

On an English-language website:
What's your job? What work would you like to do?

Answer to:
I am a pitcher of shit. One day I walked around the city and drank a bunch of whales. Later I found a $100 note on the floor, and I realized that they were being paid for that work. Since then, I have been working as a pine worker.

I go out in the morning, and at night there was a strong wind, before entering as always a lot of cars, a bunch of different foreign cars and in the middle of Kalina and on the roof a huge tree which fell at night so that the bottom of the car on the asphalt, and the wheels in different directions.
The owner of the car stands next to him and loudly says: “Even God against the domestic automotive industry!”
None of the cars parked nearby were injured.

I am the Head of Design at an advertising agency.
Ordinary Monday night. Nothing predicts a slowly but relentlessly emerging idiotism.
Making the machete crazy. Here the gentleman stands up from behind the table and lies with a note on the carpet. Strange, well okay though. Within 5 minutes, a colleague turns on Irish music and is gone! All the offices, including the client who came to the agreement on the project, danced Jiga. I love my job!

Z is. Wait for news from the fields. For stupidity is endless.

from ZH:
I roll out, I mean, in the corner, in the square, where there is usually no one in the morning, I get the headphones... And suddenly I realize that half the man is running out of the bottom of the house. Half naked and beautiful. From the effect of a slight surprise I publish AAAAAAAAAA!
The man also publishes AAAAAAAAAAAA, because he did not see me and disappears. In the basement window, it appeared. Then again appears his half, who supports his head with his hand and asks, "Girl, what are you eating?"
Centaurus, I guess, is a man above, and a house below! Chase charms and seduces, you need to pick up your garbage bag and take your feet away!")
What... What are you doing?
You are the first to start!
And I can think, every day I have men out of the house! You may have been... cut off!
She picked up a bag of garbage and left. With the head raised, of course.