How?! How could a hamster eat magnets from the refrigerator? Were they glued to the floor or was the hammer a rock climber?

From the discussion on alternative modes of transportation:
It is also not a cheap pleasure to hold a horse.... And at night, they are placed near the house and on the alarm, so that they do not spire. And at night riding horses from the crossroads to the crossroads. And the most male Horse horses will be the belly of the neon to be illuminated)))) Or called a taxi, and to you a man on a horse jumped, sat so behind him, hugged... and here is such a homosexual rushes around the city))))))";

After I die, when I am sent to hell, I will ask to deduct this and the previous summer from the total time I spent there.

Mom asked to buy ice cream, but it was "Three Bears". I bought, I brought. Not that. He got out of the refrigerator and showed what was needed, it turned out "Hercule". In general, she decided that it was "Three Bears" because there was a bear drawn on the envelope... one... and the other - a panda.

from VK:
Do you know? What...
When sneezing, all body functions stop, even the heart.

1 commentary :
to abuse. Chihni – restart your body.

Dave: What are you doing?
Tommy: I am working!
Tommy: And you????? to
I don’t want to do it. (caps)
Tommy: THIS IS SHIFT!!!!! to

The question of Habr. What do you call your servers?

Personally, I refer to the first letters of the name of the project. For example, kb1 and rb1.

The practice of naming projects by the names of girls was unsuccessful. One day the boss in my conversation with the admin heard "Irina lies and waits for you." Half a day explained who “Irina” is and why she “lies.” Then all the servers had to be renamed.

I noticed in the ass: Office workers put themselves in the status of a helmet or a spade, and the workers costume and tie... =)
Wow: some pretend that the job is difficult, and others that the prestigious %)))

4 months ago, I found an archive on my hard drive with the name Important.rar, and I didn’t remember what was there.
Today I finally opened it, 4 months broken.
and there is a PIN code from a card that I still got at college, which I remember by the mouth, which has been two years as outdated)
I sit like a fool.

by UN8JAB

A friend (p) calls now and begins to say:

Q: I have a professional question for you.
I: I am listening?
Q: See, I now have a monitor standing, but we want to replace it with another, which now has no wires. We want to buy wires and change monitors.
I : and?
Q: Where will the labels from the desk go?

My laughter seemed to hurt her.

A friend was diving for two and a half hours in the water costume for the rapans, after which, going out to the shore and taking off the costume, said: "Now we need to go swim, and he joyfully ran away to cheer."

For a long time the question:
Parents are forbidding their children to suck puddles. So why do they call caterpillars caterpillars if they can’t be sucked?

Thank you to the neighbor, I got a red diploma just because every time he fucked his girlfriend in our room, there was nothing to do to go bats)

I went to work, now I think, can I rent an apartment with him for a couple?

of WOW. Dialogue in the general chat:
People, can you tell me where to learn the drawing?
In the first class of any technical university. and luck!

I am always right! I don’t even use CTRL+Z.

I work in the media department. Passing by a man with a woman, I hear from the edge of my ear what they say about the vacuum cleaner:
Let him not sweat anymore!
Let him sweat even better than you.
:D

With RBC: "A gang of shoppers of flashbacks and government numbers detained"
The Ministry of Internal Affairs has taken up "United Russia"? 0 - O

The Red Hat
Overall: 1. bed linen 2. swimsuit 3. towel

Verrka
wow))

Verrka
Where is the bath?

The Red Hat
No, but there is a slang.

[14:12:46] Irina Tatiana
[15:02:04] Tanya Irina
Irina: Where is the firm answer? and :(
[15:10:03] Tanya is okay. Is it romance? and :)

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