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[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51684
 13.08.2011
With VKontakte:
YYY: YYY does not shake at all. never ever. And I never shuddered.
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Do you want us to believe the man with the elves on the avatar?

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51683
 13.08.2011
In Wikipedia in the list of countries by external debt on the first place is the planet Earth. I think our governors are not talking about something.

[ + 55 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51682
 13.08.2011
And for me, a little but with a strongly developed logic, the greatest overwhelming of my childhood was: the Italians in Italy, the Spaniards in Spain, the French in France, the Chinese in China, the Russians in Russia, the Americans in America... and why are the Germans not in Germany?! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51681
 13.08.2011
I had a hysteria here. In fact, by "let’s get married", "Maria is a doctor of legal sciences, teaches at the university. Want to get acquainted with a calculated and balanced customer"
Tag: thats thats

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №51680
 13.08.2011
One evening I gathered with my ancestors in the store to buy any different tastes, while I was driving, my head was terribly sick, I asked my mother for a pill, but there was nothing to drink, I decided to go and drink a pill on the spot...Well, we came, we went in the ranks and I slept polite. A bag with pens (used for hanging vegetables and fruits) to put on the head, well, everyone laughed and here mom, remembering the dialogue in the car, gives:
Have you taken a pill?
I slowly remove the package, red, the people around also press the leaf=)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №51679
 13.08.2011
Discussion of the future concert BI-2 in honor of the 10th anniversary of MegaphoneCaucasus:

Thirteen Years ( 11:51 )
xhh...(11:52) put on the costume of the bilaynov modem, and go there, and get stuck with the guy in the costume of the megaphone modem))))
yyy...(11:53) Battle of 3ji modems :)
Yippidy...(11:53) =))
Xhch...(11:54) fucking that the show then will be on the square)))
xhhh...(11:54) all on the BI 2 will score)))
xhh...(11:54) the battle almost ended with none... and here the MTS modem-OLEN!))))))))))))))))
xhh...(11:54) blockbuster nach =)
yyy...(11:54) aaaaahahhahaha

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №51678
 13.08.2011
I have a hole in my ear.
YYY: You give
Yyy: probably the virginity has recovered))))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51677
 13.08.2011
Our administrator is so harsh that he is late to work and demands an explanation... why he wasn’t awakened!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51676
 13.08.2011
xxx: Well my wife calls me, I talk to her and here the door opens and this foolish horet "will you extend the sauna?and "

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №51675
 12.08.2011
A normal man should be a bit fucking.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51674
 12.08.2011
The Smokers:
>>In the Minority Region claim that the violations identified by the Accounting Chamber violations have been eliminated.
How did the price go back down twice? Or what it means for them "violations are eliminated" in a situation where half is stolen.

wherecat is:
This means that the stolen share, as appropriate, apologized for greed and promised not to clamp the share.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51673
 12.08.2011
N.B.A: Yesterday I broke out! Getting out of the shift yesterday, I was tired of going home. And I see a girl sitting on the stairs, a pink cocktail, pink earphones with fur, a puddle backpack in the form of a dog, a ketchup... A spectacle, in general. I sit a meter from her. Zero of reaction. A couple of minutes. She raises her eyes and looks at me so closely. I did not put a little bit in the pants from this look, fucking... I hear something wrong, I notice the stamp, the seals, the spikes... As long as I realize, this miracle removes the headphones and something is communicated to me about the evil convoy and the black butt. I’m just cuddling, as I catch up with the question "well that, is there a basar or a vacuum came?" While I was cuddling, she stands up, answers the phone like "no, Sanj, stop. Here some paranoia hangs on my tail..", business-friendly chops on the parking lot, sits in the pink six hundred and leaves, and on the street immediately went under 200 km... I don’t know something about girls? Or the bandits?
Fly: Fuck, Pash... You’re not ceasing to surprise me with your naivety...
N.B.A is? to
What else did you expect at 2 o'clock at night?! to

[ + 72 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51672
 12.08.2011
Santyaga: A real pillow should be convenient for sleeping, for reading, for watching a calf. It must be subordinated to the master.

Santyaga: Here’s the blanket – the right pillow!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №51671
 12.08.2011
I watched the movie on the navigator yesterday.
XXX: Listening to Music
XXX: Playing the game
XXX: Sitting in the Inlet
XXX: Viewing the pictures
XXX: It works
In addition to navigation.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51670
 12.08.2011
On the Russian Post website:
The Russian Post congratulated the President of the United States on the anniversary.

Q. Do you have anything else to do? I am waiting for a letter from Moscow from May!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №51669
 12.08.2011
He was confused with the sellers of the malecho and said: If I had a lot of extra money I would have released a beer called "three white heroes on the hunt for amber Siberian crowned bears No. 7".

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51668
 12.08.2011
Liked ‎(9:52):
I will explain it more simply: to argue with the grandmothers in a row is like to crack on the ceiling. You will be all in shit, and the ceiling is clean.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51667
 12.08.2011
Director of Peace (23:49:21 11/08/2011)
I want a silk dress.
Director of Peace (23:49:30 11/08/2011)
But to buy it, you have to lose weight.
Director of Peace (23:49:40 11/08/2011)
To lose weight, you have to stop eating cosmonauts.
Director of Peace (23:49:55 11/08/2011)
But I can’t stop eating a cosmonaut – I’m an astronaut.
Director of Peace (23:50:44 11/08/2011)
The cosmos forward!! to
~Rose from Danon~ (23:52:14 11/08/2011)
You are a cosmonaut mushrooms so do not go, or something carries you.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №51666
 12.08.2011
XHHH: Give modems for the weekend you still have them 2
Give me my phone 200r then I’ll give it :)
200 per phone and 50 in cash at the meeting
Why O_O
Buy yourself two Gandons, one on your head so that everyone knows what kind of Gandon you are!!! and the second on the h.j. so that there are no more such Gandons!!! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №51665
 12.08.2011
You are an irreparable optimist if, dying, you say the phrase "now the most interesting thing will begin."

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