>>Then, let’s recall, the shaikh belt exploded prematurely from an accidental SMS message - the cellular operator congratulated the subscriber with the New Year.>>
Fuck the fuck.

What did you take your car?
No, he just went to the car shop for her half an hour ago.
In my car.
The Fool: The Fool!

Previously, those who were shown on TV seemed to be adults and smart, and now more and more young and stupid.
Joseph of Egypt

History of History

Five years before the Battle of Poltava, Peter the First signed an alliance treaty with King Augustus of Poland and gave him a sword filled with diamonds as a sign of friendship. But Augustus, two years later, secretly concluded another treaty - with the enemy of Russia, the Swedish king Karl the Twelfth, and gave him the sword of the Russian tsar.
Peter through his intelligence learned about this story, however, in need of allies, after Poltava met with Augustus as if nothing had happened.
Where is my sword that I gave you? As if I asked.
The Polish King.
- Oh, I forgot her when I visited in Dresden, - without blinking the eye, replied
of August.
No problem, I’ll give you a new one. And Peter presented the sleeping man.
The face of the Polish is the same sword.
Charles the Twelfth threw it on the battlefield, and the sword was picked up by the Russian grenaders.

Smart and insidious doctors ask where it hurts, and then push it there.

I clean a container with a toner.
Wife: If a black woman breaks home, let it go, probably it will be me
Man: wow, a mulat on Valentine’s Day, clevo))
Wife: Da Pepez

This day does not mean that you should love the opposite sex. You can love anything you want, like sausage.
YYY: I love the cookies. I will write Valentine.

February 14 is an unofficial, but widely celebrated in the professional world computer worker day.

Congratulations to everyone who is interested :)

xxx: You would see it, I went out of the radmin, let me write in the notebook "Hello you man, give me 1 minute of time and I will set up your printer", you would see how furious that notebook rushed to close))

She
When I report to you for some reason, what do you feel?
She
Just honestly :)
He is
I have a song from Happy Three Friends.

From the resume of the applicant: 28 years old, married, two or three children.

Review of the game Fantasy Town from the Android Market.
and Anna-
The class!
by KYU-
Liked
and Varvar-
Super game!
Polish -
A wonderful game! Extensive and colorful! Full of story and magic.
The Roman-
138MB for a paid online game? You are fucking bored!

To the question “Why do the Russians always win in team competitions in IL2?” one German cyber athlete replied: “We play in IL2 and they fight.”

(On the Day of St. Valentine)
It seems that our cute girls are slowly turning it into another March 8th.

This was evident by the fact that the little ones were brought to the kindergarten today exclusively by the fathers.

The authorities perfectly understand that in a country with an average income of 100 backs per capita (the State Statistics says about 200 dollars) you cannot take away the spectacle from the people. Just start the pursuit on the subject of licensing, and the people, deprived of the simulacres and the cow of the 30th level, will get on the barricades. The U.S. has confirmed it.

2: The >people deprived of simulacres and cows of level 30
Bravo to! The Pearl

The xxx:
Men are like public transportation: you are all waiting for the right number, and it is not and is not... and then you drop this useless occupation and go with transfers...
YYYY :
I usually walk.

Review of Physics. The only student with a sad voice:
Will the exam take place in the oral form or in the physical form?

When I watched Spider-Man 3 I had only one question: Who is cleaning the web that has plagued the city?

Hello, let’s get to know you!
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: My name is Pavlik!
A drug addict?! to

From Topface:
What qualities do you value in people?
He: Anger, cruelty, the ability to sacrifice others.