I despise you, not you.
Marina: to yourself

I love my neighbors (I take a room in the public office) called, asked to buy cigarettes, because they were over, called back in 15 minutes, asked to go out to the entrance... Drunk, smoked, gave my grandmother... I love my neighbors.

Disputes on washing of printed plates after installation:

by Tahoe:
If desired, I can even hire Tajiks who will wipe every element with a shirt. But should I? and :)

by Spym:
and nanojamshunting.

<Daffco> Is it better for me to go back to the shirt or go back to the blonde?
<Black_Foot> Better in a blonde.
<Daffco> Everyone Says They're Blonde, And Explain Why They Can't. Would it be better to be a blonde?
<Black_Foot> That would be more honest.

My husband burned.
My son is one and a half years old and he bought him a baby foam for the bath. We went to swim, gathered water, poured foam, all are foaming, all are shattered. Here the husband comes to his mind the idea of a joke and says to his son: "Wow, look, where are your legs? She has no legs ".
After 2 minutes, he was already sitting with the child in the bathroom, holding his hand from hysteria and every half-minute pushing the foam so that he could see his legs :)

From Google:
How to make men's shorts from old jeans so that it's not shameful to go out in people?
Yyy: The main thing is not to cut too high, because the eggs will fall out and will have to fill them all the time (eggs).

I go home with Alicia. Beyond a man someone goes and calls someone "report from the event site about the weather" tells
What weather...? Here is a girl with a dog. She’s in a jacket... like... from the rain...
15 meters away from me (speaking loudly, infection)
Under the jacket of the chest.
I have swallowed
He further
There are normal breasts.

News from a well-known portal:
"People will be able to live a thousand years"
"Ukrainians have been postponed for retirement"

I looked at one of the portals about the harm of smoking.

One of the first comments.
Take it, but let it go.

Punks, informals... all that fucking... I was walking under the rains while the people were moaning. People looked at me like that.

From the interview with footballer Roman Širokov:

A banana was thrown at Roberto Carlos in Samara. What do you need to throw in to get out of the field?

with a hat. If they get in my head, they’ll take me out.

He is KAAT? What are you reading there?
It is mango.
He is :?? to
She: You will not like it.
He is: Why?
She is: Yao
He: It is about what?
There is a demon man who can only choose one lover once in his life, and he has chosen one guy.
He is the hell of hell!!! to

"she is one of those girls for whom guys run in crowds... with villas and screams "we will kill this creature"..."

Running with villas.. yes, the jealous kind of girls))

I was in the metro with a girl. We climb the escalator. She carries some nonsense.
Logic, where are you?
I am on the escalator!
You are not logical!!! to
D: And where am I?
by Facepalm

I saw an interesting picture today. Two girls on a football field. One throws the other a cloth wrapped in a scotch. So that the other does not catch. At the same time, the one who catches - in a narrow evening dress and on high heels.
In general, it became interesting, I approach, I ask what this is for a new kind of sport.)
It turns out that she is training a bouquet at the wedding to catch!O_O
The PDC...

We have a fun warehouse. Operator Nastya and certification technician Luba scare the carrier Igor with a goat

Dead Soul: Either allow the free sale of weapons, or prohibit the free sale of karaoke.

I am reading the news of the contact. I liked the phrase:
"The most important contribution to the upbringing of a child is a properly chosen father..."
I gently stick to my favorite cheek and read with a hint, saying that I have already chosen.
The reaction:
How is he called? She smiles rushingly.
Timothy, I am answering.
Oh, and the tease! (Fortunately I went out)
of the sugar! Kill is ready!!!! to

I feel the arrival unusual,like the brains are moving and I really feel it.I turned out to accidentally wear a hat with a fly.

How to tell a girl that she has beautiful breasts? and :)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay. +1 is