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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №49084
 18.06.2011
<x> I would have gone too
<x> She when he refused to do this - he hanged on the wall of contact to himself the emblem of FC Dinamo
<x> All friends thought he was fascinated with football, shirts were given, icons
<x> Can you imagine what psychological pressure?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №49083
 18.06.2011
If I had four members, I would have put them all on the job.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №49082
 18.06.2011
Contact and status:
What to do if a loved one doesn’t love you?

Answer to:
Selling for a long time.

by M9

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №49081
 18.06.2011
discussion of the mouse, which with varying effort moves depending on the weight of files and shakes depending on the frequency of their use:

>Then by logic some BDrip with two hands to move))
>> Probably, many users will not be able to move the folders from the video of a certain genre at all, they will be very "heavy" ))
>>> and very strongly scratch))
>>>> I think these users have at least one hand, pumped be healthy, so - moved =))))

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №49080
 18.06.2011
In fact, I was very sick for the Decepticons, when I watched the movie Transformers 2, I wanted to win them, but unfortunately the movie is a movie, the winning standard remained damn positive autobots... But in fact, the Decepticons are essentially their beauty - capture the world, not just so, capture in order to feed their offspring, they are good family members. It would be fair if the labyrinth or base were protected by decepticons from annoying good autobots. Here they made the eyes of the decepticons red and they are immediately negative robots, but they have red eyes because they don’t get enough sleep, so no – let’s crush them in packs for that.

[ + 125 - ] Comment quote №49079
 18.06.2011
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y!
and choppy!
You listened to a short recount of the story "Rappa".

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №49078
 18.06.2011
by Habr

USB for charging the phone.
Are you tired of charging your phone in too simple ways? Then you need this gadget Hatsuden-Nabe from Japanese TES NewEnergyCorporation. It is a pot with a USB port, and it can convert the heat that would be spent in vain into power to charge the phone (or any other USB gadgets)

Comment: Japan begins its program of abandonment of nuclear energy. The first project is a thermal generator.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №49077
 18.06.2011
HGH: Welcome to
WOW : Hi you.
Q: How are you doing today and tomorrow? There is an order...
WOW: I am leaving today. If everything goes as planned, I will return 24-25
XHH: I have understood. Have a good rest :)
I am on a trip :-(

In a few minutes *

HH: Just accidentally the steward fucked up...
Not that window.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №49076
 18.06.2011
A woman is not practical, she is made up of it.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №49075
 18.06.2011
Four years ago I committed a crime. Punished by our laws up to several years in prison. The fact that I was involved in this crime in a criminal conspiracy with 28 other parents and the head of our kindergarten only exacerbates my guilt. Especially since I was the only man in this gang, scientifically speaking OPG. If so, I would have to blame myself.

Specifically, we fell to the unobtrusive bribe of the fire inspector. He threatened to seal our garden after three days, if he did not receive this modest gift. I don’t remember exactly what he was going to do at the time – whether the iron door in the entrance had to be demolished and a wooden one had to be placed, or vice versa. In principle, this does not matter, since both actions would be illegal. Our small garden was located on the first floor of a residential house. The door was installed by the tenants for their own money. We would have to collect all the signatures and keep the minutes of who is for and who is against.

From our parent’s point of view, regardless of the type of unfortunate door, this garden was one of the most fire-proof places on the planet. Otherwise, we would be the first to raise the bucket – our own children. The building is stone, the windows are wide, unrestrained, the blocks under them are soft, fire extinguishers are torn everywhere, next to two educators and a cook, children only 30 pieces.
What else do I need? In the garden itself, in addition to the colorful plush and plastic toys, a bag of potatoes and two ice cream chickens in the refrigerator, it was definitely nothing to burn.

Per the inspector’s stumbling was even illegal. What was the point of challenging her? Then something else gets stuck. It is sealed and will come once every six months according to the schedule, and there the staff will run away.
Everyone knows how our fire inspectorate can protect its fellow citizens. Attempting to catch a bulldozer when getting a bribe? Will he swallow her? And where to give children without a favorite kindergarten while the trial will last? In general, they decided to pay unanimously, although they were bitten.
The chairwoman generally skillfully built a parental meeting – raised this question at the end of the two-hour sitting of parents on tough little chairs. I would give all the cash then, only to get out of there and not get over the last child’s furniture.

But our city is not very large, relatives and acquaintances are everywhere.
The operational investigation revealed that the cousin of a good inspector leases an apartment in which 186 persons of one foreign nationality are registered. These guys were mostly small, probably somehow fit. In this apartment, the fire inspector No. 2 appeared urgently and demanded to fulfill all requirements for premises intended for mass crowd. In particular, two fire exits and the corresponding number of fire extinguishers. However, by the combination of other fire requirements, this hole had to be immediately removed to the damn grandmother – no, it was not suitable for such large-scale international forums. The pledge was returned, by unanimous parental decision bought new comfortable chairs.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №49074
 18.06.2011
There is no worse spectacle than the letter "U" on the front glass of BELAZ.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №49073
 18.06.2011
Gennady Onishchenko banned children from drinking blood and eating brains
X: It’s time
X: I was fucked.
X: I go and they eat in the brains of a bomb

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №49072
 18.06.2011
Shop of breweries and limonade:
Do you have anything besides beer?
Limonade and quas.
On the other side??...
The people in the bar were

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №49071
 18.06.2011
My conversation on the phone:

XXX is hello. Is it a gas bank?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am so sorry :(
YYY: I am so sorry!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49070
 18.06.2011
A cat’s arrogance knows no boundaries. I don't know why she so avenged us... she came when we all the family looked at the telecast, she got into the corner of everyone's sight, and, looking each of us in the eyes, smiled. The look was such "and that you will do, you are nobody here at all, this is my house!" she was whispered, but then she returned and stumbled into that corner on the bis...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №49069
 18.06.2011
I love the straight road and the beautiful cages.

M: You are a walking confirmation of my theory.

J : Which? = D

M: That people are actually doing pretty strange things :)
For example, I like a lightweight strangle.
And there is no explanation.

J: Hey, now I understand why you like my unlucky photos so much.)

M: Yes, I actually looked at them and understood it.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №49068
 18.06.2011
and youth. A video about the master of contactless battle, in which he first easily puts 6 people on the floor, even without touching them, and then goes to the knock-out from one blow to the jaw in a battle one-on-one. The first comment: Manna is over.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №49067
 17.06.2011
XXX is a crawler.
yyy: a man who makes reasonable and reasonable compromise for the sake of borsch, sex and borsch.
I prefer to call it.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №49066
 17.06.2011
by VKontakte. She put the status out of the group.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do you know? and :)
If you take a person in a dream for a little boy, he will answer all the questions.

I liked the comment :)

WOW :
And if you move across the hillside with a rod, then break your hand and hang it up with thorns on your leg, you also know, will say!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №49065
 17.06.2011
Mary is
It was raining in the morning before I went to work.
Dmitry
And we had protection, while I was there, I ate the ass seat.

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