WOW to WOW! I’ll get my money in three months!!! to
Nine hundred thousand!! to
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
MORR: Y-Y-Y...?
I will buy a swab.
What a simple, feminine happiness.

I know how to fight these debilitating transliterations on posters! Chop is Dish, Peace Duke and Your Bunny Wrote.

xxx: today I heard the term "paphosnitch" - great!
YYY: I suggest a counter term - "spray"...
xxx: yyy has epatched all night and he has epatched
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He worked as a security guard in a car salon. After a celebration, there was a roof of red caviar left at home, which was brought by relatives from the Far East. I took the bank to work. I sit in a monkey with surveillance cameras... in one hand a huge cup of coffee, in the other - a huge butter with a centimeter layer of caviar. The director comes in, sees this picture, freezes for 10 seconds, and then gives:
We have a guard to eat.
It hangs on another 10 sec and is quieter and on the side:
Change of work...

The honorary title of troll, liar and virgin passes from Pooh to the man who lost the translation of Johnny Depp's name.

and Priva. by Ver. go give the chief of the pinch and ask -"You are on whose navel you sprinkle on, the clown suttle" Further raise your hands and go side by side with the words I am a crab.
Report on implementation. I am bored.

My girlfriend wants to change breasts with her best friend because she’s bigger, and her best friend wants to change breasts with her because she doesn’t want such a big one.
WOU: ahah (buffer of exchange)

One day in Vladivostok, a group of Uzbek troops found an unexploded projectile and decided to dismantle it on metal.
However, the projectile did not agree with them and disassembled them into organs.

You are so clever to be... with such tits.
Do you know why I didn’t go to science? Everything would rise up.

Anigillator: I got in the mess today
and DronTM:
Anigillator: I went home, I see a guy run out of the corner after him, a second runs and walks all the street "Pizdec you!!! She is mine!!!", followed by the third guy with the screams "You are both fucking!!! She is mine!!Following, a girl comes out from the corner (truly beautiful) and looks at them with an astonished sight. I decided while they were running there to get to know her. I now have a broken jaw, but I also hit someone a couple of times.
DronTM: your PC. Which girl did she go with?
Anigillator: And she didn’t go with anyone, she ran away with screams: “Why do you have some men here in the city?” But she was really beautiful. very very.
DronTM: Well, I already understood that.

The influence of EEG. Student of the first class to the teacher:
"Why do you prove the theorems to us? We believe in you"

<4p> what do you have?
<ssury> is good!
<ssury> you remember, told how in the winter arrested a dumb man for scandering the anti-state slogan "Live Belarus"?
<ssury> is this! We have great attractions on Wednesday!
Last week, a single-handed man was arrested for knocking his hands!! to
<ssury> but here тутбай writes: To one woman with bags at the exit of the hypermarket jumped two, took under the hands, asked: "Do you participate in the action?" - replied: "Yes". Trapped in the car. Then she told me that she thought they were asking for a sale.
<4p> a..
<ssury> A man was detained in Bangalore Square, who called the police because he saw some bandits attack people. The policemen ran to him, took him, and said:" We will find out". He said, “It’s I called the police, there’s a fight, someone’s fighting.” And took him. In court he was asked: "Do you acknowledge your guilt?" "Yes, I acknowledge. I was screaming" - "What did you shout?" - "I shouted: police, police!"

It just doesn’t go in the head!
It does not fit in the head - stretches along the spinal cord.

I still believe in our future, today in the bus four babies (where the oldest was 6 years old) struck the fifth, for the fact that they were raised on Soviet cartoons, and he is watching American pop.
You would see how the boy was ashamed.)
We have a future, we have it.

I am coming at 9:53
YYY: Did you say something about the train at 9:15?
xxx: yes, I looked at the ticket more closely))

xxxxxxxxxxx:
But if on the scales instead of numbers was the inscription "you are beautiful" many girls would be much easier to live.

WOW :
Oh, and it would be at the end of the ciferblade) XD

Sold by
1st Columns AS-90 5500 rubles without a bargain.... for their age in perfect condition..... inside glued and rumored.... play great... neighbors several times came to complain, to buy the columns refused, so continue to suffer... help the neighbors, buy the columns

xxx: soundtracks, a responsible event, we do not fit in time, soap techniques hang the light.
xxx: and then this guy started checking the microphones with the phrase, attention!
xxx: a dumb man blindly scattered an old donkey gay man!
xxx: a crazy bitch, crazy

JamiK (13:48:58 12/07/2011)
in the 21st century :(
STUbbS (13:49:08 12/07/2011)
What again?
JamiK (13:49:12 12/07/2011)
There is a girl coming, and the movie was downloaded in 57 seconds.
JamiK (13:49:23 12/07/2011)
I have to watch :-(

kest1k: what is the name of the thing that turns from "gbplf" to "pizza"?
kest1k: a, I remembered, punto switcher
I would like to have a thing that turns all the shit into shit.)))