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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60086
 14.02.2012
Review of the game Limbo

Your protagonist is the Antichrist in the flesh. A stylish (because black) boy with burning white eyes carries the death of everyone he meets along the way so that witnesses can not always see the evil intention. He strives unstoppably forward in the search for friends whose fate is predetermined.
You are waiting for: black as the whole game of humor, the giant spider systematically becomes a deaf spider, split, feeding worms, technogenic disasters, brain mucus, bullying over the player's mind, disk pile and sharp objects, games with gravity, shooting, crowd madness, sophisticated executions - in general, everything that loves any boy from 6 years of age and practices any girl a week after honeymoon.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60085
 14.02.2012
For a happy family life, like for tango, you need a two-smart man and a obedient woman.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №60084
 14.02.2012
right now. I am late with a colleague at work. We are capitally delayed. Both are waiting at home. A colleague's wife, a wise female, instead of quarrelling with him on the phone or sending angry SMS, took a photo and sent a mortal. A plate of meat and fried potatoes, a bottle of beer and a crochet. He looked, gathered in less than a minute and disappeared. Now I have to scratch.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60083
 14.02.2012
The Russian Post - not all is lost!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60082
 14.02.2012
The programmer quietly cuddled, reading the TZ of advanced managers.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60081
 14.02.2012
Conversation with Mom.
My God, what horrifying music do you listen to?
I: Mom, you don’t know English. He suffers from unshared love.
M: I thought of the shutdown.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №60080
 14.02.2012
xxx: hm.... interesting and romantic on Valentine's Day prostitutes take off?))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60079
 14.02.2012
Don’t worry, there are more important things than a quarrel with a guy.

for example?

I have finished coffee.

[ + 46 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60078
 14.02.2012
Sometimes you talk to someone, you think you’re a troll. And then it turns out – no, it’s just nonsense :(

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60077
 14.02.2012
The case was in Moscow, noted a friend's DR))) so decently drunk and decided to go to buy more) went in two with a friend) we went out into the yard and then he fell asleep he says you go I guess, well I go by the children's playground to me two copniks fit typically give a cell phone to call, and my phone is expensive... said that is not. Here one says, and if we check, well, I was under their head and replied where they would go in the end a fight began. How strange I did them both) I am happy that the hopnikov shouted a friend and at this moment I understand that I have someone behind my back, cooking there another man 6 stands... I run, half an hour from them in the area ran... all the forces at the outcome I run into some arc and there foolish and hopper from behind already run... I panic what to do... and suddenly I see a police bean standing on the machine I do not understand, I run and come to it, there are two people sitting there one drinks a mineral, I pull out this bottle and drink it all... here and I got where I went down.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №60076
 14.02.2012
I cleaned the keyboard in the note. Now I have enough material to collect a pearl, an army of dust monsters and a bakery.

[ + 28 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60075
 14.02.2012
My grandson (2,5 years old) really loves pasta with cheese. He sits in the kitchen with his grandfather and eats the same pasta. Suddenly, the granddaughter hears something interesting on the telic, throws an assessing look at the grandfather, moves his plate away from him, bats something like: "Dad doesn't want a dude" and runs into the room (all this literally in 3 seconds).On the middle of the road - a sharp stop, a twist, catches his plate, moves to another table, another meaningful look at the stunned grandfather and runs to watch the cartoon.
A quiet Ukrainian night.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №60074
 14.02.2012
This night was a nightmare. I dreamed that Ukraine and Egypt were united into one state I do not remember who joined, I remember only how excited all kinds of figures, through the television, sang about how our territory has increased, and that this is the beginning of conquering almost the entire universe.
The apophysis of schizophrenia was a warm yellow landscape, pyramids, and a sphincter with a mouth.
I woke up in a cold sweat, now I think whether to work less or drink more.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №60073
 14.02.2012
Gvinpinn: I looked at the speedometer and thought. On the counter, the distance is 6 digits, and on the jiggles 5. Does the car know anything?

[ + 30 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60072
 14.02.2012
What kind of shit are you constantly afraid of? And from here!! to
And the rest have such a short memory that these, melting, feared constantly in the best?! to
Your mother, how can you...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60071
 14.02.2012
Recently, melodrams have moved on to that genre.
Previously, it was a pure horror film.
It's like a movie about vampires, and the slugs chew for two hours.
I think we should wait a few more steps soon.

Joe the Zombie. They eat human brains.
But he also has feelings. He loves a black woman named Merry.
And despite the rotten skin, it’s a mutual feeling.

Merry wants to tell people that the zombies are generally good, despite killing everyone they can.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №60070
 14.02.2012
Q: What is the name of the hidden wiring detection device?
The Perforator!

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60069
 14.02.2012
omdzn
Here's how fun in life happens - wanted to ride at 2 o'clock at night on a machine - came to Ganina's cave - and there the fire just started... (as a TV engineer - would have covered them long ago!) I went to the Pelagei concert - again fire... A telecome gathered in Nord24 to buy... Han Nord...
Do you have enemies? Let me go visit them))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60068
 14.02.2012
I am so lonely that... even in my dream the girl did not give. The reason is that she suddenly flew into space.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60067
 14.02.2012
The courier on the Porsche Cayenne arrived O-O

Was it in Astana? So, I am not a courier, just a postcard from the boss brought, congratulations on the New Year.)))

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