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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148265
 17.01.2018
of the beautiful.

In 1865, the Women’s Medical Society appealed to doctors not to come directly from the anatomical theatre. In a response, the medical journal “Lancet” called this request completely unfounded: the cause of postpartum sepsis is not an infection at all, but a woman’s “state of mind” caused by over-excitement.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148264
 17.01.2018
A little more about medical specialties

of HOA. It seems that all doctors of gynecologists in training have a special subject, on which they teach:
1st All the illnesses from the fact that the woman did not give birth.
2nd And what you want, the woman has already given birth.

There is a more universal option:
1st You’re 30 years old, what’s serious about it?
2nd After 30 – and what you want, age.
Three H. she passes by herself, and p. c. we do not treat.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №148263
 17.01.2018
No, I understand – maybe, and, indeed, were not protected. One girlfriend had such a case in her youth. With the guy, the dark evening flowed smoothly into a horizontal position, and then suddenly it turned out that he did not bring rubber. You see, he is uncomfortable with them. The feelings are not. To her outrage, he replied, “Well, you’re blowing an elephant out of the fly!”When she said, “And really, why do we need another Gondon if you are there,” he got upset and left.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148262
 17.01.2018
From comments to the video of the band B-2 "Hipster".
All were given hipster clothes, one Kirkorov came in his own.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №148261
 17.01.2018
at work.
How it happened - no one saw it, but at the bell of the fallen glass with acid and loud from the soul “...Your Mother!!!With a couple of free variations, everyone turned friendship:
Anonymous, I didn’t hear you say something. Asked the boss.
“Yes, Imiarek Imiarekovich, I said, “How unfortunate!” and also, it seems, “What an annoyance!” – bubbling out of anger along with soda, anonymous Anonymous broke up.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №148260
 17.01.2018
Tagged with #bayan

The Winter. of Russia. The 1930s. The hunger. The freezing 30. A poorly dressed boy runs through the courtyard with a clutch of chestnut, behind him is a chestnut in a hat and a telogreek.

The boy runs and thinks, “No, it can’t be so decisive. I come from a good family, I want to learn, develop myself. I want, in the end, to be like my favorite writer Ernest Hemingway – brave, strong... Fishing on the beaches of Cuba. And not to run away from the castles in this city.”

of Cuba. The heat. Ernest Hemingway, truly brave and strong, sits on the beach and drinks rum from his throat surrounded by hot cubes. Hemingway thinks, “No, this is not life. There is no heroism here. The people need nothing, 24 hours a day warm, the brains melt, women are fat. If we were in the cool Paris with my friend André Moreau, we would drink a good French wine with him, light a fireplace, and talk about eternity.”

and Paris. It is cold, it rains for a week. André Moroi sits in his roof, drinks a third bottle of cognac, and two Parisians sleep in bed. Morua shakes and says, “No, that’s not life. Decadence is something. The simulation. See, if I were now in the cold Voronezh, I would find my friend, the great writer Andrei Platonov, we would have with him at once a hundred grams of real Russian vodka, and immediately would be closer to eternity.

and Voronezh. The Winter. The frost. The hunger. Andrei Platonov, in a hat and a telogreek, sits on the Voronezh court behind the boy and thinks, “B**! I will kill you, I will kill you!!“!”

[ + 51 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148259
 17.01.2018
The floor is male, female, parquet, pouring, barbed, cafeteria and from the DSP. The rest of the evil.

There is McCartney.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №148258
 17.01.2018
You are not a very wealthy person if you buy a cat on loan.

[ + 29 - ] [25 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148257
 17.01.2018
Criminal Order
During the war itself, all your dirty tribunals, together with their conventions/agreements/memorandums, go there in the same step. Only the losers are judged. What do you think the Soviet soldiers in the territory of Germany of the German freelancers carried a pen across the road? Were there any cases where they were punished?
— — —
At the OBD Memorial it was possible to make a sample of those convicted of shooting in the RKKA just for rape and robbery. There were cases, not millions, of course, but it was enough. The data is now deleted, but the statistics are still available.
The U.S. and other allies - similar, cases have been, BUT. But there are translated memoirs of Belton Cooper, where it is detailed that the sex issue could be solved by chocolate from sushi.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №148256
 17.01.2018
She embraces you, hugging your legs, you hold her under the tail and run.

KM...
Lieutenant Rzhevsky did not like women. I just couldn’t..."
But on the way to work, this option will come along.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148255
 17.01.2018
xxx>And what is the meaning of painting grass and melting the plate with a crack - does not come.
Yyy>While the officer is whipping, the soldier must be busy with something.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №148254
 17.01.2018
“You don’t like to do housework, dig in the garden, go to the opera, and you don’t like my mom.
My dear, all my love is for you, the rest of the little things are not left.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148253
 17.01.2018
Gothic :
Usually this happens - a patient comes to a specialist, and the specialist cannot say with certainty whether a person wears contact lenses or not. Well if the lens is not dressed during the inspection.

The Anarions:
"if the lens is not dressed during the inspection"
Lina-Nudist is very strong.

Gothic :
"Lens-Nudist is very strong."
Your sensitivity to grammar errors deserves praise, but the course of thought is alarming.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №148252
 17.01.2018
Cashers in shops like Jedi are on the light side of power, and there are also on the dark side. Light cashers up to 30 years ask buyers for a passport, and those on the dark side, start asking them for a pension certificate, when they are not yet 40 years old.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №148251
 17.01.2018
The longer the president is in power, the more he is a king.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №148250
 17.01.2018
The grandmother.

On the dawn of my foggy youth, I rented a room in a three-bedroom apartment. Two rooms in the apartment belonged to the same family. They were leased. One I took off. The other was rented by a pretty nice graduate girl. There was a grandmother in the third. It was her room. It was obtained by the displacement of the enormous Peter's communal in the center. The owners of the rented rooms put the condition that the tenants must make a temporary check-in in their rooms - the grandmother always called the grounds. The one with a tired face checked the ticket and rolled off, telling his grandmother that everything was under the law. My grandmother then declared a formal war. Demonstratively hanged for a few days his Moher trussels in the bathroom. And to the words that everything was already dry, she replied that she was better to know about her underwear... And just for the little things she often packed. Only the reverse inclusion of the plate under the cooling bowl was worth it! I had to throw out the burned food a few times. The graduate student stayed five or six hours without dinner.

Or another case.
As it turned out, the grandmother specially washed the drying clothes. The neighboring girl dried her shirts and the like over the bathroom after washing. I was surprised that my clothes didn’t dry up in the morning. I once struck my grandmother in the bathroom early in the morning. She sprinkled the girl's strict costume out of the sprayer. The girl wakes up in an hour and runs to pre-defense, and here's such a scam! Joke with Grandma. He stumbled and awoke the girl. The shock is, “Don’t go to pre-protection in jeans, oh my god!” I borrowed her clothes to dry up. The girl's "main" straw just burned out of the constant grinding of wet things. The other was so small, straight like a toy. Fortunately, that time the grandmother only had time to splash water on one sleeve - the neighbor had time to defend herself. As a neighbor girl told me after that incident, the grandmother even stole foods from the refrigerator in the kitchen. The owners of the rented rooms provided it for tenants. I had my little refrigerator in the room – so I wasn’t aware. Here is a graduate student - she initially thought that everything, pipec, glukes started from intense study.

After the incident with the clothes, he asked his grandmother:
Fuck, are you doing all that?
So that you go away quickly!! to
The owners will find new tenants. What is the difference?
They will find. But while they are looking for it, I will live alone in the apartment! Six months a year, when I live here alone as a hostess!! to

I tried to talk to my grandmother’s mother. Explain to them that both I and my neighbor are normal guys. No need to fight with us. My grandmother’s mother spoke to me:
We believe you. On the backdrop of our grandmother – except that Chikatilo will be a bad neighbor. We can’t help, we come here once a month. Just check if everything is okay. We try to catch a moment until it is gone.
What’s the difference if it’s not a secret? Why come then at all?
My daughter gave me the room. We’re waiting for you, and it’s better for you to leave. She will not give you life. You know... The first tenants of these two neighboring rooms were ourselves. Immediately after she came in. I wanted to be closer to her. To help if anything. Two months later, I could not stand it. We are renting an apartment nearby.
Fuck yourself!
It is about.

It ended simply. I got tired and I rented a two-bedroom apartment. And he fell there, capturing a cute graduate student as a military trophy. And in the freed rooms, next to the grandmothers, the owners instilled a family of Azerbaijanis. They were issued a temporary license. Should I say that it was I who brought them with the masters? and Dick! Very decent people, by the way, appeared. Even traded in the market. They went there with the whole family. Including an oracle of bats and loud-going boys. Yes, and the mother of the family was rarely whispering, sluggish and hysterical. Why, however, decent people, you want to ask? Because the head of the family honestly paid me a solid commission at the time. A good choice for them. To be honest, I didn’t really expect it. He received moral satisfaction. It helped good people. The owners of the two rooms were very good people. They are tired of constantly looking for new tenants. And endless trips with multi-hour rounds at the passport table - on temporary check-in for new residents. And then suddenly found very stress-resistant tenants. Who, having learned about a free temporary check-in for them, immediately concluded a contract and paid rent for a few months in advance. In addition, the location for new guests turned out to be very convenient – from their market in two steps. The rent at the time was very low. Exactly because of the babysitter.

Grandma, rejoicing that she again for some time remains living alone in the apartment, I didn't break when I left. He just crossed and almost honestly said:
God let you live longer! Take care of yourself!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №148249
 17.01.2018
Semen Markovich, what should I do? My shirt wants me to have sex every day. I am in my age...
“I told you, Naum Aronovich, don’t take a young and terrible woman as your wife. No one will help you with her.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №148248
 17.01.2018
Argument, if it is not possible. But those who are really harmful, 1-2 in a hundred, the rest survive.

They do not survive. They just don’t want to suddenly get into those 1-2%. When it comes to you personally, the statistics are somehow not very convincing (especially from the ceiling). And with hormones, jokes are bad, and doctors are another lottery, wherever you go.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148247
 17.01.2018
YYY: Look out the window
Yyy: an unusual phenomenon
ZZZ: We can see
Zzzz: for the third time this year
ZZZ: Direct celebration
YYY: This is the end forecast.
Tagged: repentance
OOO (in another city): what is there?
ZZZ: The Sun
zzz: and the sky is blue
Feel like a St. Petersburger
Yyy: One day in St. Petersburg the rain ended. The citizens closed their umbrellas and one hand was unexpectedly released. They walked, smiled and masturbated.
Ooo: Well I had it somehow (sunscreen photo from mountain skiing)
Where is the umbrella?
I am on skiing. With sticks.
Hands are not free. Drunk with nothing.
YYY: Now we know why people choose snowboarding

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №148246
 17.01.2018
The animal:

It is necessary that the leather is not spoiled, the body is in shape, the hands are not of a buttock and clothed.

There is clearly a lack of continuation: "Shortly about yourself: Igorok"

Just one question, and you, the rotting rotting rotting rotting, surrendered?

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