The first ninjas were parents stealing past a sleeping child.

Oh, let’s remember, brothers, and wipe away tears – Ellie, Electronic and Emmanuel

by Emina

Pharaoh Achnaton looks at you from underneath the pyramid with compassion and a bit high.

As I walk by, I calmly look at the bow.

They are fools, they don’t know what they can do.
Of course, if you "pass by" it’s a couple of seconds.
And if you look for five minutes, you will get a retinal burn and then your eyes will hurt for a week. This is if you are lucky not to get irreversible consequences.

And the mask. And not because someone "does not tolerate"bright light.

History of a child with eye flies: was the ophthalmologist unaware of such a thing as the destruction of the glass body, when a person sees floating fibers, and also, sometimes, flashes? Well, the ophthalmologist is so... And this destruction is ugliness, it works on the nerves at times, and is incurable, unfortunately.

My husband cooked soup. I eat it and praise it. I cooked myself. by own desire. This should be encouraged.

Amy what? Stupid detective

Do as it is written, and you will not be an educated man, but an intelligent, whom it is not a sin to abandon. self-affirmation at the expense of others.

Logic is cool: to let someone down because he cares about the well-being of others? I do as written. Is it bad? Apparently you need to smell you fuck, shake on the phone on a loud communication with a mat/no mat ratio = 95%/5%, and fuck your feet in the subway. Let no one give God to think that I am a ‘intelligent’ man.

The Unreal Wizard

That is why the mask. And not because someone "does not tolerate"bright light.=

Yes not. They wear a mask for anonymity. Here passes by a passenger, looks at the bow - and immediately rabbits get caught up. And then he wants to give those rabbits back to the welder - and he is fed? You have to wear a mask so that you don’t know.

Only in our country can simultaneously increase life expectancy, mortality and retirement age.

When Nyusha that she had enrolled in self-defense courses, I thought she had an ehe, a whispering tea. For girls of such beauty and weightlessness, the only way to defend themselves at night is to honestly surrender to any passing hooligan.

True fighting teaches kindness. Not to wreak the wrongdoer. Several years of training from early childhood, modified bone nanostructure for pucha power impact. The chest of the bricks is one mouth in half. And Nush chose short-term economic courses. And very soon there appeared a somewhat aggressive internal force. A slight confidence in yourself. Falling into a sect? I began to fear her. If you grasp that is not the case, it will screw something good into the air and with its lovely foot blam right into the nose.

However, according to her stories, the courses seemed practical. There more learned to look around and run away. "If you found yourself in the underground crossing at night alone with a gang of copters, then you made the mistake a little earlier." And the cherry blade to this winegret - techniques prohibited by the rules of any battles without rules. Any type of duck after many years in the hall can somewhat balance a meticulous blow to the eggs. The girls have an unconditional bonus. What about eggs? “Interference is superfluous in almost every battle.”

I was roaring, and it soon happened to her. Which he met in full arms.

After leaving the subway in the late afternoon, she recalled that she had never moved the keys from the apartment from the outer side pocket into the inner pocket, as the new Doctrine told her. I checked, there were no keys!!! Inside the house too!! The door is such that it can be carried out. Repair of the entire entrance. There are spare keys. They are in a box inside the apartment. From the seat! Where to sleep?

Economic courses are included. I immediately calculated when I felt the keys in my pocket for the last time. Just before entering the metro. It was pulled out a few minutes ago. Right in the metro. But what's the point of stolen keys if you don't know the apartment? So the thief will try to track the victim’s path to the home. Simple logic, and thanks to her, Nuesha realized that now behind her back is the ON who stole her keys and hopes to rob her apartment. Listening to the top-top in the distance. Around no one. Do not look! turned into the store. I noticed, yes, there was a guy in the back. I remembered the signs, choosing a bottle of cognac for a long time. The accidental passenger will probably sit away during this time. He came out, on a decent distance. He moves and waits. Back and back again top. and horror. The worst thing is if he attacks from behind. I turned and went to meet the guy. Mission impossible – not only to take away, but also to take away your keys from him. How! → It’s easy if you attend a course.

Blindly smiled. The enemy is like a coward. He stopped and knocked his eyes. Another smile - and a bag with a bottle of cognac is flying him up. I dropped, of course. It was a distracting maneuver. How they taught. The main blow went unnoticed - the shoe is clear where. She rushed to the pockets of the crumbling smelly body, grabbed the keyband, and then heard a scream - Sanya! What did this shit do to you? In the mgl was painted the No. 2.

This was not part of the self-defense scenario. Nush was confused, but: instantly dropped the shoes on the high heels (the case last fall was), economically picked up both shoes and began to craftfully loop the folds of the terrain. In the back there was a whistle in four legs, silent, and it was quite silly. Running in, she noticed behind the next turn the shelter and threw the shoe forward. Both passed by.

The keys taken from the man did not come. She found it later in her bag. He still doesn’t know when and how they got there. For a week, I went out at the neighboring subway station and did not go to the store where I bought cognac. And when she came in, the saleswoman simply said, “The peanut has been found! Here is your shoe and a note!

The note was that the guy really liked the girl in the subway, and he just followed her. I was determined to meet. A friend asked to stay behind, so as not to interfere with the romance of the first meeting. He also asks her to return her keys in exchange for her shoes :)

You’re young until your child gave you his old phone.

The Golden Unity

The year 2037.
The unit is protected by Microsoft patents, copyright law and the U.S. 6th Space Fleet.
You can buy a toilet for $ 10k, but you can only suck in it. The toilet, in which you can spoil, is sold for $20k and is no different than the unlocked fecal washing function. However, for the convenience of the user, the wash has a pulse of 1.5 seconds. In order for the stool to be guaranteed to be washed, you need to buy the Ultimate version of the toilet for $ 40k, or activate the "Turbo-slive" option for $ 30k.
The toilet must be activated for a single user. There are also public toilets, but they can only be created for educational purposes.
For backward areas of Africa, there is a discount of 50%, but the toilet supports only African asses and cannot be sucked in standing.

The year 2067.
The toilet can no longer be purchased. Instead, a toilet-on-demand service is available, where consumers can get a toilet for just $ 10k a year. You are guaranteed a thoroughly washed toilet not later than 2037 year of release, the fecal washing function you get on the promotion "sri and wash" for a period of 6 months. At the end of the promotional period, the cost of the option is $2k per month.
The Service Provider reserves the right to arbitrarily change the functionality of the toilet. To ensure maximum comfort, the toilet microprogram must be updated at least once a day, otherwise the toilet will be blocked before updating.

Photographs of porn stars:
xxx: I don't know anyone
YYY: Not that point of view

As a person who was stolen 5 bicycles, I believe that blocked is great.
Do you live in Lublin? :D
Worse in Thessaloniki.

Well what, quite well. For example, the reinstallation of Windows is estimated somewhere in 2k. For a day, without stressing especially, you can put 3 screws. For 2 weekends - 6, for a month - 24. In total, for a year such work brings up to half the money, and in 9 years you can earn for an apartment in Moscow.

Mathematicians shouldn’t be economists. Apparently everything was calculated correctly, but in reality this is impossible.

# grass

I have a few friends-knowns who are in yoga, ayurveda, vegetarianism, that’s all. Periodically, I get stuck with a bubble or adjust the diet on the doche, but most often I just read articles on the subject. So what was my surprise when I learned that entirely enlightened Indian yogis demand to include in their diet - meat, operating the fact that in the cold climate it is necessary, and rely on the differences in the climate and the richness of the choice of fruits, vegetables, spices, etc., in India, and the lack of full-fledged in quality and quantity analogues in the CIS.

XXX: The information is presented on the company's website on the Internet.

It is not just oil but oil from oil. All Russian-language websites are located on the Internet. In English, if you need to clarify that the site is located on the Internet and not on some land plot, you can write a web-site.

Wonder, do you want me to deploy Denver and put a site in a local network that doesn’t have an internet connection? The website yes. On the network, yes. Not on the internet! A corporate website for internal use.

Not in Russian

The two parents burned the balcony.

It seemed that I was no longer surprised by any creative spelling, but it was "2 days", disagreeable as a rebus.... I remove the hat

Why do you have ice cream in your coffee?
I love coffee and ice cream, but I don’t like ice cream.

From the Dating Site:

I would love to meet a like-minded man. I don’t have any special thoughts, so anyone will fit.