Another way to get a woman between her legs is to put her on her neck (

from torrent. Wauw distributes the game, which he himself wrote:
xxxh: if you get damage for a long time, then the HP goes a long way to the minus - was it so intended?
ууу:just the death is not yet realized :) After all, in the diablo-like game must be somewhere in the city, and the city is not yet
Suddenly I understood why, according to the biblical version, Adam and Eve lived 900 years:
death was not yet realized because there was no city

Max: A qualified specialist! The engineer blows! ... decided now to fold the wire, not pulled out of the socket, and with a knife on the wires... the hands shake, the eyes show with a black spot in the middle, a hole in the knife with a little :(

In general, my parents are great. My mom gave me a large wallet. I open, and there is a stake of money 5000 and 1000. I naturally rejoice, I jump out of happiness, I come up with what I will buy and here my mom says, "And you wear glasses and look at the wallet more closely." It turned out that the money was fake (Then the dad brought a box with eyebrows, like gold. It turned out that aerosol painted ordinary jewelry. It’s like it’s over my three eyes. I have good parents, they love me.

I need to tell Arshavin’s grandmother not to send him chips anymore, or he’s completely upset.

x>Dream definitely needs to fit the girl immediately.
Y> Why is it so urgent? and :)
x>Sell for his laptop writing in chrome "y" releases youporn, write "p" releases pornhub, write "r" releases Redtube!! to
Y> I don’t know such websites.. em. I have bad news for you too :D

Thirteen (18:51) :
What a shock when I left the algebra teacher, opened the door, accidentally looked at him through my shoulder, and saw him cross me before the exam...

Ap4u: Strange, but the best way to clean under your nails is to wash your head =)

Lack of Sleep and Lack of Costs...Perekofe and Internet...

Katya: I caught the bouquet at the wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to
Sasha removes Katya from his friends.
User Yura removes Katya from friends.
User Igor removes Katya from friends.
...

The Molotov:
I sit in the kitchen, watch football, drink beer with a whale, next to the cat whale cries.
The beer is over. Get up and shuffle to the refrigerator.
I look at the cat, that cuddle to the refrigerator and looks with such big eyes, like "the master, I would give a beer, the current high and the door, pale, hard to open...
I earned a piece of wrap 😉

Advertising on radio:
Travel to Thailand for two weeks without a visa! Find out about the summer surprises!"

I don’t want to go to the country without a visa and then learn about some surprises!!! to

Talk about languages:
In Russian, a wrongly started sentence can be immediately restructured so that it sounds correct. In English, this is not possible: if you started the sentence wrong, then it will sound wrong.
“Nifiga, in English there is a keyword “FUCK”: just say it and start a sentence again.

Dr. House of Moral:
Season 1: Don’t eat викодин.
Season Two: Don’t Eat the Whiskins
Season 3: Don't Eat the Whiskins
Season 4: Don't Eat the Whiskin
Season 5: Never Eat a Whiskin!
Season 6: Don’t Start Eating Whiskins
Season 7: Okay, fucking with you.

Q: Call her now.
WOW: No, you call, you communicate closer with her... Well, dish yourself in the first you work with her in the second she slept with you on the couch...
Ohhhh with you!
WOW: It doesn’t matter...

It was a big company, shared with us. At 2 a.m. she went home and persuaded me to stay. She went out to prepare me a meal. We’ve been with her for a year... making an offer?

yyy(23:02:48 4/06/2011)
He was waiting for me near the entrance, my father is coming out. "oh, hello!" - "Hello" - "and what do you do here?" - "I wait for you, she said that she will soon go down" - "aa... well she always speaks all kind of shit";;

From Habr:

Marina, a girl from the organs.
So natural and so unusual it sounds.

Words of acquaintance.
On the Kashir highway near the city of Stupino, GAYs brake a father who did not have insurance.
Well, our brave internal bodies, as always, begin to pay a hairy fine. My father is nirvana.
This continued for a long time until Father, with his face already red from anger, said to one of the guardians of the member Zebra:
I hate you while I am alive!
So quickly, the Gaishniks did not even run for a salary, as they ran away from the angry Father who began to read the book.
:D

If scars decorate a man, then bath a cat every day - and you will become the sex symbol of your area.