News from 3Dnews:
Man crosses U.S. border with iPad passport
A Canadian citizen, Martin Reisch, crossed the U.S. border, presenting not a passport, as required by law, but a scanned version, stored on the tablet computer Apple iPad.

The first comment:
The owner of the Android tablet was shot by U.S. border guards on the border with Mexico. It turned out that the tablet was stored photos of about 200 kg of cocaine and scans of fake passports.

From hubra, discussion of spore to player

We, too, for the senior course, the boys recorded tickets to the pager. I think the operator knew Fitz. Basics of electronic technology after that are better than us))
Prepod then burned, generally on the spores he has a smell, because of the angle he sees. I took. After the exam I issued the following - said guys, I can close my eyes, and put a choir. if you tell me how you are in the Chinese alarm clock, I have the same at home, you have the same info?! to

She: guys, write if you want to play Battlefield 3 :)
He: Come out for me!

Yashur: I work as a security guard at the international trade fair in Frankfurt am Main. Today, some Hindus were brought to the stand. Stand, nothing to yourself - chairs with leather blanket, two unshakable plasmas turn the advertisement of this firm. Something in the spirit: "We are a serious company! We take responsibility for the environment. Our products are of exceptionally high quality. We are a strong company with steel grip!"
Leaving the stand, the Hindus instruct me – you, greet, both look, so that nothing of our products is stolen. I’m playing OK. They are hot, just really looking at both. Believe in Kerry. Believe in Kerry. I’m playing OK. I think fucking. You make the towels. Fuck the towels!

Every time Kirk Douglas was notified of the need to pay a fine for driving violations, he sent a bouquet of orchids to the police officer who recorded his car’s number. The friends were very surprised and asked for explanations, to which Douglas replied:

As you know, the policeman will not leave these flowers for himself. He will give it to a woman. Well, a woman, having received such a bouquet, of course, will agree to spend the evening with a policeman. And of course, this evening will cost the policeman much more than my fine. I will be avenged...

XXX: Where can the document that is wildly needed lie?
YYY: NOWU... guided by sound logic – in the closet, the desk box, the safe?
What about my logic?
So... the refrigerator? The Sorter?
You can’t guess, you can never guess, you don’t have a scanner.

Young representatives of the fair sex, how blind you are! Real bad guys don’t listen to Nohanno, don’t dance hard bass, don’t wear discs, don’t break ears from tunnels and don’t go to nightclubs... Real bad guys, under the thunder sound of AC/DC from the columns, suck whiskey from their throats without sparing that spilled on their beard, real bad guys don’t wear underwear and rape schoolgirls at the bus stop, real bad guys break patterns with their behavior rather than appearance, the deeds of real bad guys are really dirty and bad. And your ideal of a man is not worth anything.
J. Madman

Snake: And what did you give?
Lara: a thousand me and a radio-controlled helicopter brother
I changed immediately :D

xxx is. People help CTRL can't write.

Blondinka Ksyu: Tan, why are all of your men called Michail?
Angelo4ek: The habit of childhood is to sleep with mice.

Russia and U.S. condemn Uran for enriching Iran

A friend had a girlfriend, moved to him on a PC, and knotted him a laptop, buy and buy...In general, hit him.Well, a friend is asking her,why she has a laptop,what is said to be her stationary computer,that everything works there.To what she answered really brilliantly, "Zain, when I leave you, it will be very difficult for me to carry a stationary computer, but this laptop is pulmonary O_0"
He drove her out soon, but, milla, note did not get ^_^

We are strange people with you, we eat it and drink it with basil.

WOW: What have you gone there? What was there?
That is PPC!
WOW : well!
I am standing over the breakout, I close my eyes, the wind blows, I admire
See also: Ellaak
XHH: and she's the same type from the back in the five meters there cuddles, makes us tea-cake
Oh well, I wanted to spit like that, just like that, and my eyes are closed!
I am already presenting
I spit like I get a supply in my ear! I open my eyes in shock, I see standing next to the swollen already
Tagged: ahaha
She kind of quietly crawled and stood in front of me and stretched to kiss, and here I am! and ppc!
Theme: AAAAAA LOL
HH: I did not know! She is quiet! and :(

On one site is held a contest of the most beautiful girls, and the prize prof.photosets.Bathed posanov:

What kind of competition is for girls and not for boys? I might also want a professional photo session!! This is discrimination on the grounds of gender, wives:( the grandmothers again want to check their stuff, our beauty will remain
and unprinted.
YYY: Not for that the flower of my beauty blossomed to remain unnoticed!
xxx:this is what I, the wives, my mom told me for 20 years that I was the most beautiful, and what in the end??? A contest for 16-year-old girls, ala lolly patte. Enough to endure!
vvv:xxx, and my mom 19 years old told me that a man should be a little more sympathetic than a monkey:(
xxx:vvv, we will not leave you, friend:) but in the competition you are funny

When I was a kid, I cut out money to play it in monopoly. And now with my nephew I play in monopoly with Belarusian rubles. You guys from Belarus, you are there.

The respected!
I appeal to all those who consider women ‘dumb’, ‘chickens’ and ‘third world beings’! If you really think so, then come and tell your mom about it!

Wife: Only I could cut the package of newspapers with an office knife and cut 25 out of 50 through.
The facepalm?
I: Did you jump on the knife with your legs?
Wife: No... I just pressed... I thought he was stupid...
I: Oh, but it turns out – he’s not stupid... (facepalm)

The news:
Scientists from the Swiss Institute of Technology in Zurich (ETHZ) have developed a thin polymer film containing noble mold. The material is arranged in such a way that the mold can not spread beyond the film, but at the same time is able to remove a number of organic pollutants on the surface, such as food remains on the table or spots from spilled juice.

The commentary:
The main thing is that in the absence of the owner such a barbecue does not empty the refrigerator and does not crash somewhere in the corner.

He - Hi, beautiful, let's get to know when I saw you - I fell in love at first sight without memory!
She – let me. I warn immediately that after a day of dating I do not go on a date, with one went beat, took all the money and the iPhone.
It is a mobile phone :'(