xxx: next time I’ll think well before I walk in front of a working fan with a newspaper in hand and a seed shell lying on it(((

Yarovyi Ph.D.
I drove my folder in the dreamy 80s from the factory on a business trip, to Nikolaev. He broke off from summer, from his birthday - no one was more to send with such permission to the secretary. He was taken by the driver to the station, he loaded himself in a coupe with three young people - a mint and two civilians. He has a civilian coat on his hand, and he sits.

The train touched, a civilian removes a coat from his hand - and there handcuffs.... carry the menta of the boy to court for double murder
Dad - them "men, and I have my birthday today..."
The men looked cleverly.
next, framed: mints remove handcuffs from Seregis - four dust the "starka" - catch a linear police officer and dust the "starka" and beer five
The folder falls asleep, and when he wakes up, a linear mint is already sitting in his bracelets, and those three (with Serega together) hid the beer and roast from him. The linear man cries and threatens, but the beer is not given to him.

I think these days they would take pictures on the iPhone in turns in handcuffs.

I have another neighbor in my room.
There was a fly in the room, something had to be done with them.
I went to the shop for dichlofos.
I go back and see him whispering the fly with a piece of paper rolled into a tube, on which the mark is written - "Russia - for the Russians!" Room for people. Death to the bloodshed! The winged occupants! 8 and 8!"

MMM: I quarreled with my beloved, and now I: quote
mmm:"nearby, eternally drunk, never left childhood imbitil" I am looking for "another fool who will live with me, clean up the rubbish and prepare me food"
Where do you live and do you have pot?

There are such examiners, when you answer them just sit quietly and no emotions, concrete... you feel like a fool carrying nonsense. So I want to say: blink once if the answer is correct.

Deputy Speaker of the State Duma Vladimir Zhirinovsky said:

We will seek to lift the ban on human cloning – it is necessary for the economy, for the demographics, for the family, for the traditions, it is only a benefit, there is no harm.

I already know who the first to clone :D

"Let you all go to the hares!!!None of the office employees, not even thought that after a year of work, this phrase in the admin will be instead:"Good morning!"

XXX is oh! You’re doing well in compass, right?
OK, okay, what happened to you?
xxx: I turn the computer on, and I have some interference on the monitor, and then the computer is more likely to turn off, that it may be
Tagged: broken path

phenomenon
Music has finally begun to make money. A week ago he sold for 1600 guitar processor, which he bought for 1200, and today for 500ru sold a guitar Ural, which he received for free.

Xxx (11:15:08 31/05/2011)
MDAAA
xxx (11:15:13 31/05/2011)
We have a phenomenon.
yyy (11:15:16 31/05/2011)
which
xxx (11:15:23 31/05/2011)
Man broke his hand, riding a scooter
yyy (11:15:16 31/05/2011)
I see nothing phenomenal.
xxx (11:15:33 31/05/2011)
On the roof of the garage!! to

At the summit, Dmitry Medvedev once again explained to interested leaders of the G8 that he does not yet know whether he will run for president in 2012. And he added to the most outspoken:
I have not even been told myself...

by reading the alphabetical list of Icelandic volcanoes, you can learn how to do cunilingus well

Eight in the square. I will be standing next to Lenin.
How do I know where you are and where he is?
I will be in a maid with the British flag.

A humble man is more humble than a humble man.

Recovering Password from the Provider
Please enter your login (contract number):

... and please answer a silly question that will convince us that you are not a program:

What was first, the chicken or the egg?

A strict philosophical provider.

Credit is when the bank robs you and you pay it.

I absolutely believe in the authenticity of this story, because her participant laughed at fresh tracks, as they do not laugh at an anecdote.

The sales department of a large Russian airline received a request whether it is possible to carry a manual chinchilla in the cabin. The request fell to a new employee, who later turned out to be a rare oak in the process of work.
This employee at the time of entry to work received strict instructions on an individual approach to regular clients. The lady with a chinchilla was just such a client and was – on the far-reaching approach to buying her own plane, with the spiritual needs corresponding to her VIP status. These details, however, were unknown to the new employee – he just broke through the base that she often flies their planes and always business class. In addition, he recalled school impressions from the zoo that the chinchilla is a harmless furry beast. She also promised to catch the cage.
In general, the guy turned to the advice of a more experienced employee, who on the run broke, joked and disappeared. The lady with the chinchilla immediately received an official response: “Deep respected...! In response to your request, we inform you that you have the right to carry with you in the business class cabin of our airline any amount of shinshill, but only in the form of a shirt.

To accept a man as he is, can only the army.

Samsung has demanded Apple to show the iPhone 5 and iPad 3 A corresponding claim on behalf of Samsung has been filed in a district court in San Jose, California. In it, the South Korean company insists on handing over to it until June 13 series samples of devices known as “iPhone 5” or “iPhone 4S” and “iPad 3” or “iPad third generation”, as well as their packaging.
Samsung needs to examine the samples of new iPhones and iPads to make sure that its devices are not copying into one or another Apple device, the statement said.
Earlier, Apple filed a similar claim against Samsung devices. The company asked Steve Jobs to provide her for the presentation of the smartphones Galaxy S II, Infuse 4G and Droid Charge, as well as the tablets Galaxy Tab 8.9 and Galaxy Tab 10.1
Chelyabinsk Microchip Defense Factory has filed a lawsuit requiring them to show the iPhone 5, iPhone 4S, iPad 3, Galaxy S II, Infuse 4G and Droid Charge, as well as the tablets Galaxy Tab 8.9 and Galaxy Tab 10.1.
Everyone has seen it, but they are not.

by mr. Muscle: When will air refresher manufacturers guess the jokes on them to print?