A real student can deal with the devil on favorable terms.

I am engaged in SEO optimization of the site... And here I go from work, and near the station the grandmothers rent housing on a daily basis and bubble one "apartment, room, on a daily basis, I rent"... The first thought - the grandmother under the search engines is optimized, tags says...

C formspring.me

Question: How do you feel about oral sex?

Answer: My mouth is firmly occupied with the granite of science.

What can be more fun than having sex with a girl?

Unfortunate you say?
And today I was excited by taking the hose out of the gasoline tank...
Give it to the first one!!! to

He: And why do you not even take the boys?
She: No, and why?
How to... give
The burning sun
You are half naked in sexy swimsuits.
Drops of water shine on your lush busts
The men are digging the card!! to

He hanged an insect net over his bed. In the evening there was a bunch of mosquitoes, I dive under the net and sleep. I wake up in the morning, the mosquitoes still sit on the grid and the eyes are sad and sad.

You have no sight! OO

xxx: Personally, I’m removing stickers not because they’re fashionable, but because they spoil the appearance of the device.
YYY: Okay, what about the one who had no stickers on the bucket in principle? and :)
Please tell me what a laptop is :)
MacBook Pro 13"
Zzzz: Don’t get out of it.
YYYY : )

The June. 5 the class. The Summer Practice. The children were taken to church. Something was told there, showed them, and then explained which candles to put. have put.
The next day. Parents of children in hysteria, in turn call the class leader - half the class of children put candles to the whole family for rest, the other half does not remember where to put. A nice pop calls, explains the situation. Pope’s verdict: “God will do it himself.”

I read announcements.
Three very young pigs, weighing about 50 kg, who have not even had time to see true love, on Friday evening will go under the knife and on Saturday morning will be brought to the city. It is with great pleasure to come with you to the shelters in enameled dishes.

I was crying))

According to the agency, the man was shot down when the Kudrin BMW-750 car with the "flash" turned on was driving towards the center along the separation lane. According to the source, the blow turned out to be not strong, and the shot man after the accident escaped.
c) The Rambler
The beaten man stands up, sees a flash, Kudrina, and with the scream of Emanarot, Vrotmnenogi begins to run away.

and Anka:
I read here where that for weight loss coal you need to drink activated, I looked at all this results zero..and says: you read well? Coal should be discharged and not drunk.

A letter from the Ministry of Finance with the recommendation to tax the income tax of drinking water by an office employee.
One of the comments:
Drinking water and paying taxes.
received a tax deduction.

A call in the middle of the night, a friend calls. I thought something important. I take the phone, there are hellish screams: "Fuck, House wants to cut off his leg!!!" and then go on.

Leo: Well, he’s a bit crazy, but funny. He was in an accident last year, clinical death was, drowned. From the hospital when he left, put the status in aske "age 24 years, aptim 41 days" :))

I am standing in the store of advanced mint beer buys
Professional bottle
Seller: No such
The goat give ept.

I go to a friend (D), drink a beer... I wanted to go to the toilet, went, and walked from there:
I: I smoke in the toilet, or I like to bite and smoke at home!
D: Kuri, just don’t tell your neighbors about it, no sound insulation.
A man’s voice is heard across the wall of the toilet: “So I like to fuck and smoke.”
The Curtain

According to the article, 82% of students enrolled at the Moscow University’s Faculty of Journalism, including 15 EGE students, failed to dictate.
one of the comments: "this is such a powerful flashmob of first-class students
In order to attract attention to the Albanian language and make it the second state language! and "

Yyy: You can’t imagine how cool it is when you can tell your girlfriend jokes about small breasts without fear.

of the conversation.
(x)... yes, it is time to write a will.
Oh, write me something!
(x) The Light cannot be so mercantile. I will tell you to be kind, honest, to obey your mom, dad, and future husband.
If I listen to my mom and dad, I’ll never get married!! to