HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! to
WOW: What are you talking about?
Stop the fox!
WOW :...
My mom was sitting at the computer, she didn’t write you anything?

Well, since people love it, I am gathering here - a bunch of phrases from Harry Potter fanfics (orthography preserved):
“Harry, you’re injured,” Hermione said.
Harry was surprised.
Blood from your hand sprinkled with a fountain.
“From the right or the left,” Harry said with horror.

There was a sound at night. They are attacking Hogwarts. Harry ran out of the bedroom and saw first-class students scared to urinate around the living room, not knowing where to run.

Harry saw his dean and immediately pretended to be dead.

Harry at the same time, disappointed in the temperamental red women, sat in his expensive penthouse and launched homemade ships in the jacuzzi. The ships sank and Harry suffered.

Hermione, what do you have on your shirt? The Blood! of whom? It is yours, Harry. Your face is broken! Do you not see?

Harry saw Sirius die, saw him lie back and walked into the smoky gate of Death. He wanted death, death, and even pain to Sirius’s cousin, who pushed Black into the gate.

XX: What is needed to entice a man?
YYY: Something from him.
xxx for example?
Hair, nails and teeth.
XXX is the leg.

[22:21:47] <Member> stop me pulling on the stuff

I understood the tragedy of the first time I went to work after the New Year holidays, when in the morning before the mirror I first closed one eye to check if it was exactly painted, and then the second to make sure that they were painted the same... and was very surprised that nothing was visible. I thought.

recently in the army.

Senior Sergeant: Novobranec Artamonov, to me!
Arthamonov suits: Major Sergeant Arthamonov has arrived on your order.
Major Sergeant: What shit? I am the senior sergeant and you are a newcomer!! to
That is true, sir!
Senior Sergeant: So fucking...I didn’t understand, but how do new recruits need to express consent to the senior?
It is the will of the Führer!

We wept and we wept (

How did they beat the cat in our yard, and the sister decided to bury him, telling me such a wonderful news left...After 20 minutes I hear opened the door and went to eat, I go out to the side of the kitchen stands a package, stands like a wreath in the corner...CAT! The dead cat!
Are you crazy, Rita?
I will eat, I will be buried.

Owners of cats, please tell me!!! My cat is 13 years old, a castrate widow, not sterilized. There is a young cat, a mature man. He has been jumping on a cat all day for 4 months, tormenting her, and doing THIS in the back! It does not fall. What’s the point: is he hopeless?? to

Well, the dick is protected, the hole. Or maybe she whispers to him: Not in me!

We asked – we answered:

"I have always wondered: what makes a person become a proctologist?"

From my acquaintance: Mom.

xxx (00:03:27 26/12/2011)
hi to
yyy (00:37:55 26/12/2011)
carefully
xxx (00:38:22 26/12/2011)
You can help
yyy (00:38:32 26/12/2011)
I can
xxx (00:38:45 26/12/2011)
thanks
yyy (00:38:59 26/12/2011)
It was a pleasure to help.

From the Women’s Forum:

"Anonymously
hello.I really liked one guy.and here one day he broke up I was upset.then I started to stick.I put him off.he is very nice, but he is a baby.and here he left our school and I am very sorry about it.say please what to do to forget him or find.I love him"

A properly chosen nick is the first step towards an intellectual conversation

Valerie, it is your time! Another phrase that you shouldn’t talk to a girl.

XHHH - do you say the solder - a password recognizer? by FIGNIA! Vodka - this is the best password recognition!yyy - nifiga... Vodka is a password change :(

January 10 in Russian. I was late to work for half an hour. He sat for 40 minutes in the department for 11 people in proud solitude. and :-)

Sitting in a beer restaurant. The room is large, the waitress does not come for a long time. It has already been searched, there is no call button on the table. There is a restaurant card. Koresh found out: "Let’s call the bar and call!"
I sent the waitress :)

XX: I work in the Roscosmos. Corruption and Corruption (Corruption and Corruption)
YYY: Here is where you are, the fool.
zzz: shadows he will be offended and fall on your house another project

This holiday was not lucky to fly with a transfer (transfer) in Kiev. The idea is to move to another terminal. I was arranged a circus with a complete check and took all the duty-free alcohol purchased in Moscow. He flew back to Sheremetyevo and waited for half an hour for his bag. I came open, the perfume was pulled out. I do all this: in Europe, and nowhere have I seen such creatures as in Russia and Ukraine. You are burning in hell, shit. And don’t dare, don’t dare, foolish, to say what unbeaten Slavic peoples are brothers.

in contact.
In general so. Two days ago we had a tube on the street. Repairers arrived, began to dig a pit, damaged the high-voltage wire. In Riyadh, the electricity was cut off. They were frightened, buried and left. The electricians came, began to dig, search for this wire, excavated the entire street, accidentally ripped the pipe. They left. As a result, we sit for 2 days without water at all, the street is all rotted and flooded, and there are tables hanging carefully high voltage. Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll post photos of the New Year later.

In case of divorce, we will divide everything in half - the mortgage to you, and the apartment to me.

Where are you, the rabbit?? to
XXX here, and what?
Nothing, just nothing
XXX is true?
YYY: exactly...
XXX: Where could I go?
I don’t know, maybe you’re immersed in your world.
XXX - Where to go?
YYY: In the self.
XXX: Do I need to be there?