I was looking for food in the refrigerator. I found a small bowl, half empty, inside - some jelly of a pleasant strawberry color, with bones. I looked - looks glossy, smelled - smells of soap. I looked at the label. Sitting on a chair. Body scraping "smorodine jelly" I think someone ate it.

The breakdown is when a cute girl is flirting with you in a line at the pharmacy, and your turn is right, and you, the puppy, need to buy diapers for the child, pads for the wife and hemorrhoidal ointment for the aunt!!! to

The Prisoner:
By the way, I forgot to ask... My neighbor’s repair hasn’t finished yet?
The Red Tank:
That is repair! And I thought he opened a iron concrete mine.

The morning "staying" is good! Today I saved my phone from falling into the toilet...I dropped it to the side...

We eat in the electric car and suddenly the controllers come in. He approaches us and asks us to show us the tickets, but we naturally didn’t have them and my friend burned: he started driving with his hand like a Jedi and said, “You don’t need to check our tickets, leave your job and go on.” The man looked at us with his five ruble eyes and left. And then a friend says:" I was a procatite!" Oo

Man periodically visits the zoo, told about a turtle on wheels
yyy> a self-propelled tumba?? to
xxx> she scratched her armor on the concrete floor of the volley, she didn't think for a long time that the wheels were glued to turn, on the rubber glue
xxx> first tried to run, then mastered
yyy> is it running?
xxx> and
xxx> pushes, legs raises and it eats
yyy> here people are interested in standby brakes
xxx> about the brake did not say, probably not
xxx> it can always be put on the pen and everything

The little ones on the legs are made for the fact that they would be beaten on the furniture every time!

With this look, you will find a man for once!
X: That’s exactly what it is.

<Dino> I like that you wear long shirts...
<Dino> dressed woman causes desire to split her...
<Margarita> I know. Nothing lights you.
<Dino> in the sense of
<Margarita> I am her husband. If you write to her again, I’ll remove her brains from her ears.
<Margarita> it was a pleasure to meet.
Quits: Dino
<Margarita> I said right, sweet?)
<Metal Claw> ah, good :ROFL:

The innovative path of development of the Russian Federation:
As an example, he cites the creation of a new high-tech industry for the production of biofuels from woodworking waste, the cheapest source of raw materials.

The wood was invented, right?

The preamble. It was summer. We went on a march, and the tents were few, in the end we lived four in a three-bed tent tent. You can live, but not turn.

by Fabula. Another night. Getting a girl to sex:
I: Give what you are!
She is: Obalde, is it? Right now people!
I: What a people, everyone is sleeping already! See also! Pinnaju lying next to the neighbor
I: Siroh, are you sleeping?
Oh yeah, I am sleeping.
I: for a long time?
It is an hour and a half like.
I: Well you see it! He has been sleeping for a long time! So let it!
She: O_O

Vezun4ik: That’s what I thought. How long did Noah wander in the ark?
Vezun4ik is long.
Maxim: O_o year 2 like.
Vezun4ik: so some kinds of animals he lovingly eaten xD

@@@: Fuck, we’ve been dating her for two months, and she’s not even touching herself =\ That feeling that someone put her in mode "Read Only" ><
DarknessLORD11: Oh, and judging by the size of the chest - also archived xDD

XXX: I made a proposal today...
Wow, is it already? You have been dating for a month!
I realized she was my half.
What about yesterday?
We woke up yesterday morning after a stormy sex, she is lying all that dark, and suddenly turns to me and says, “Do you want to suck?”
xxxh: as long as I hide, she screams "and here’s nihuya, I’m the first" rushing to the toilet
HH: That was when I understood it.

Her favourite burned.She sits up and thinks out loud. I am a lion, you are a lion, a child will also be born as a lion, and we will have a praid.

Mommy's wisdom in cooking fish dishes: fish loves the three "p" - to squeeze, squeeze and let go.
And the cat gets a fish with one "p" - drown :D

A Google Maps error led to Nicaragua’s invasion of Costa Rica.
How will the Third World War begin?and :)

X: I gave my mom a pass from the tracker, she pumped 270 gigs
X: PPC rating has fallen
Y : Why?
Watching movies in HD
Why did the passport give?
x: aa, dick in exchange for chicken

She has a brain like a mushroom.
Is it good or bad?
Do you often talk to mushrooms?

What happened to you and Corsair today?
I am just awkward.)
Starink: They say in the dining between you a direct scandal was
Yes, I’m just a foolish person.)
He has not recovered after his injury.
And I decided to push him.
Feeding from a spoonful
Licia: He got rid of everything.
Starink: Well of course it pulled off)
Fox: and then I got up from behind the table, the bowl slipped out of my fingers (I just hate that clean dishes don’t have time to dry out in the dining room!)
And he’s right in the red.
and old :)
And she with a serious look removes the sting from her ear and says
As I see, you do not accept refusal.
Killing yourself is ready.