Lightman: I can’t figure out how to introduce a girl to her parents?
Lightman: why then only the variants "it's Olya and she'll live with us" or "give her parents to her* Dad, mom, here's this I want to *and tick her with my finger* " :(

And you can also like in the song Bloodhound Gang, "mama and dad, meet, it’s Olya. Olya, show them your breasts."

xxx: They scattered pirate disks (they think so), torrents appeared. They are already trying to spread the torrents.
The Russian man would rather learn to transmit files by the force of the thought, or through an electric boiler, than would pay for it.

From the forum of technical support of YUTEL
Hello, I found a real benefit from calling tech support, brought in guests small, long messed to sleep lay, just at this time called in the TV and came the idea, gave him the phone and said soon the music will end and you grandmother will talk, five minutes and absolute sleep, I recommend who needs.

Yesterday I walk down the street and see the inscription on the asphalt: kiss, I love you (apparently a very loving match wrote)...
But whoever is very optimistic could not pass by such an inscription without expressing his favour and signed: YOUR ZOOFIL

A comment to a YouTube video where a girl, parodying a girl from Samara from the "Call", crawls out of the bushes and crosses the road:

"I know this monster - it's always in wine and vodka this route floats..."

18:12:47 Extamin: I sit in the server room, I drink a cold beer, rest from the heat, jerk in general) The boss flies with a tail in his hands and begins to pick them up a servacle on which we have an accounting office O_o
18:12:59 Extamin: How sad to ask what this was =-O

Olympics in Physics.
In a vessel with a volume of V, the water is brought to the boiling temperature. After t time the boiling abruptly stops. What could be the cause of this phenomenon?
Answer of one of the participants: The Unknown Jebana Hujja. Or the pellets.

Alive (02:02:11 25/06/2011)
At work, he struck a girl for her cheeks.

Alive (02:02:14 25/06/2011)
in response:

Alive (02:02:23 25/06/2011)
"And do not say now that I did not take the cheek!"

<none> our office is paralyzed.
<none> find out who put the umbrella in the refrigerator

Another twenty years and, thanks to the efforts of the government, instead of a population census, it will be possible to make a call.

Who did you want to be when you were 13-14?
I do not remember :)
- And I wanted to become a drug addict :) so that all people immediately lag behind me, such as, and why Iljuša does not study, so he is a drug addict.
I still like this position :)

There is a couple, a dumb guy and a full girl. I ride a bicycle and hear a dialogue:
Let me help you carry the bag.
Girl: Is it you? She is heavy! This is for you, little girl.
Fuck, this guy is heavy too...

HHH: I wonder, and the jump of the people here is three?
1 of 1!)
You know the way, you know the way.

All Russian fairy tales teach us – if you want to live long, keep your eggs.

SMS from an unknown number
Hi to you! Can I call?
I call you!
Sorry... I’m probably wrong...
Please call me at any time. :)
I don’t even know... what is your name?
I am: Vitalka :-) And you?
Oh, Vitalka... I was wrong! I am smoke!and :-)
I: Well then let’s go!
Go to! Good luck brother!and :-)

A huge human described the way to get a new driver’s license through marriage and name change)) fuck the police))

by Zh.
The author took the chicken, and shares the tricks:

It was necessary to apply the folk peasant trick and lay down the nests underpinned - thisacee eggs-mulch. Initially, the tiny idea of titanium eggs was rejected: they are Russian chickens, they will either break them or lose them!

"clear", "clear" and the smiley are the killers of dialogue.

Today was Epic Feel. In the morning, the Father went in and looked into the toilet, and there was a textbook on nuclear physics and platelets.
I see you have fun alone. I will not disturb.
I went away =(

We are against drugs! We are for a healthy lifestyle! We are for a strong Russia. The leader shouted.
Oh yeah! Drunk youths shouted, brewing beer and strikes.