In the shelter, the neighbor has a cat, lining the infection, out of school on my bed to go, and the bed along the window stands. He wants to sit on the window. I lie down and watch his actions. He rattled from the floor, jumped, stabbed almost his teeth into the window, hanged and watched if he touched my bed. Here is the animal, quickly cut off.

and Barak! The oil jumped - get up!

I recently found out:
The Japanese have a traditional apology – sumimasen. And most verbs in Japanese end with mas (u is not read), indicating the verb of the present time. The verbal of the present time with denial ends in masen. For example, ikimasu - to go, and ikimasen - not to go. Recently I learned that the verb "sumimasu" means "to live". Accordingly, "sumimasen" - not to live. Thus, polite Japanese instead of normal "sorry" say something like "what's bad".

The inscription on the fence: "There at the corner are sold steel bars". Below someone wrote: "They were bought for their palace by the helmet-blowing Hector" (c)

O-Bak-Tian

Put the icons on the shelf.
The grandmother killed: "We must put Christ in the center. He is the leader. andquot;

Inscription on the fence:
"Fight for class, not race"
The signature already:
"And your class will be the best in school" >.<

And then the League of Sexual Minorities will require that the heads of the eagle on the emblem be turned to each other, and smiling.

AAA: In Texas, a criminal is obliged to warn the victim verbally or in writing about an imminent crime at least 24 hours before it is committed.
Violation of this rule is considered by the court as an aggravating circumstance.
BBB: Throw a letter like this “I’ll kill you at 5 p.m.
“Be there on time, don’t be late.”
aa: and a sack of salophan under my height, or I ended up.)

xxx: Do you think my club of anonymous sisadmines will be successful?
yyy: "Hello, my name is Vova and I am Sisadmin 7 years".
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: "I haven't patched for FreeBSD for a month, shaved off my one-year-old beard and threw out my old jersey with deer".
Yyy: "You are on the way to recovery! Here is your anti-stress disc, break it in sign of your unwavering!"
I am your first customer.

Can people be killed in office?
People cannot be killed in principle.
In the post?

VKontakte, in the group, the first point:
1st A group only for adequate people who appreciate Japanese porn.

My girlfriend told me. I was trying to take care of her for thirty years. calls to:
Let’s eat lunch together?
to go. Where is?
I have a fish soup at home.

I live in communion. I went out to smoke in the hall.There the children play: a boy 4-5 years old, a girl older by a couple of years.
Let's play with the mother's daughter.
M is no. I don’t want dolls. Go to the machines.
D is good. You’ll be a car daddy and I’ll be a car mom.

I watched this dialogue in the newly opened supermarket.
Do you have a wine department?
The seller is not yet.
Why did you open up then?

1) Write on any paper advertisement: "Go to x*y!", take a photo, put it on fishki.net - Everyone will laugh..)
2) Sign under the photo: "Guess the country by photo", post on demotivators.ru - Everyone will laugh again..)

I can imagine Steve Jobs, with his handcuff, bending to a rat cage and saying, “We did it, Pinkie!” We have captured the world!

CBL(c)

You just think.
About the main events of the country we learn from the humorous site.

Today at Sberbank. The voice from the speakers broadcasts: "Client number 666, approach the window number 6". I thought "No one will fit". No one came.

Report on done work:

The number of cats inhabiting this house cannot be counted, the smell is incredible. I failed until I wrote anything. Upon leaving the house, he was taken by a rushing bunch of dogs for a large stinking cat. He sat on the tree for an hour and a half until they squeezed. Please enter anti-gas and self-defense equipment in the electrical equipment.
PS Wear the clothes. and a bag. When I changed the counter, I noticed.

I am going home now. The road was blocked by a group of alkashi in the stage of "Good Drinker". Years 50-60 from the factory workers. One hand masches (I’m in the headphones, I don’t hear), says, go to us. Well I fit. The question killed. "In what year was Pushkin born?" Without thinking: "Well, 1799". They have stupor. "Sereg, what else can I ask?" EF