Chuck Norris ordered the Big Mac at Burger King and got it!! to

A bit of female logic.

My mom came to visit me for the weekend. Naturally I decided to help home and "clean". She stayed for a few days and lived safely. The Voot. I am going to work tomorrow. I am looking for my discs with wood and axes, broke ALL suitable places. I cannot find them! I call Mom.

Where are my discs with programs?
There are cowards in the closet.
WTF and WTF!!! Why did you put them there?
Because it’s your personal stuff.

Suslichek(c)

Austrian psychiatrist and psychologist Viktor Frankl proposed to put the Statue of Responsibility on the west coast of the United States as opposed to the Statue of Liberty on the eastern coast.

What about the face?
Diez: Worked with the "Bulgarian" without protection. Half a cut.
Anja: Diez is so harsh that it is shaved by a Bulgarian.

Saving a cat from a fire, twenty-two-year-old resident of England Jacob
Adamson did not pull out of the fire two children and their grandmother.
As Jacob said, “The life of a cat is more important to me than the life of an old woman.”
Potaskuchy and future degenerates, in general, I’m booed.”

Interview with an unknown girl in chat:
I: Where do you live?
She: You can almost say that in Moscow, I have only two days to go before her.
I: And I’m in Urupinsk, it’s in northern Canada.
She is cruel!! to

X: Did you sleep today?
YYY: In general, yes
YYY: I wanted to fall longer
Yyy: but the neighbor started drilling the wall at 11:30
Yyy: and I had to roll up in horror for an entire hour until 12.30)))

by Yuri (19:07) :
I swear tonight.
I got up like this, I forgot that I was sleeping in shorts, I went to the push, I took off the shorts, I thought it was a coward, I drove by the air with my hands, I panicked, I thought the shit was stolen, then I opened my eyes, I look normal.
I am glad I did not sleep.

Oakley (19:09) :
My mom is sleeping.
by Yuri (19:09) :
and CHO?

Oakley (19:09) :
I barely kept laughing.
in the pillow.

by Yuri (19:11)
I play you.
Glad I didn’t go too far)
I would have blown up there.

by Oleg (19:13) :
Let you shut up! I can't wake up my mom! :)
by Yuri (19:15) :
Yes, you throw my indignation, chick-pindron stolen, I was scared.
Oregon Offline

"Tripping" of private taxi drivers. Taxi Driver: "If anything, say we are relatives". Oh, relatives are Uzbek, Ukrainian and Korean!

We are already a team of superheroes. It is time for us to shout at our nics. Or their best quality. Let’s say strong!
Masterstop: Well then: smart!
RG-45 is a trick!
Tagged with: Dolboeb!
Tree: Nephew of the General Director of Gazprom!

I’m sitting in the macdake preparing for the exam. A friend asks
What are you doing there?
I just read.
You better read it out loud.

XXX is
I was a technician today.)

YYYY
The role games?

the youth)

It doesn’t bother me.)

XXX is
The repair of the mole.)

I dominated over the garlic, then under the garlic)))

in different poses, Kamasutra rests, the hands hurt))))

I read to the end of the page and went to sleep.

From Twitter

xxx: exhibition of cats "winter alliance". There are words.
yyy: I offer the name "Triple Union" or "Siamese: thank you for murching".
xxx: can not also be ignored by the name "Summer Horde" and "Kisoblanca"

My father burned today. Translated like a wild boy.

Mother compelled to fill out the application for a new overseas. Passport, because the old one will soon be out of date. I fill the seat, I get to the "date of issue". I look into the passport, I see that the deadline will soon expire and without a back-thinking I say: “Oh, mom, look, the passport will soon expire.” I was still so surprised at the moment of her look at al-la "What oligofren is in front of me?".

My husband has two domestic rats. When I need to clean the cage, she pulls them out and puts them on my table.
I play in the XS and I don’t look at the sides. I periodically jump to the desk. I am entering the game - just a dangerous moment! In panic, I catch a rat instead of a mouse. Scream: fucking, everyone on the server hollowed

Bread with mayonnaise, and let the whole world wait!!...

In the 21st century, the semester begins with the search for VKontakte teaching.

Comment to the video crash screen test of the phone on YouTube:
Irvine is all. If you really want to experience something for strength just send this "post of Russia" there then any glass will come fucking...