By the way, the cockroach is a funny animal, if you catch a few, hang for the wings with a small thread to the main long thread, cut circles from dense paper, paint these circles with multi-colored pins and give to the foot of the cockroaches - get a fun girland, batteries in the cockroach to spin the circles will be enough for a long time! (Well, as submarines do not go crazy for 70-80 days underwater - cockroaches, rats and cities are fun).

I say to my daughter, I will give videos, she says it is not necessary, videos like Santa Claus will give me, and you will do another, shorter you need to buy videos and make another

Record results (90%+) were in Chechnya, Dagestan and Tiv.
The Lord has already shaken. A record of 9.5 points.
We are waiting for news from Grozny and Mahakkaly.

I’ll go to the refrigerator, I’ll look at the bananas, I’ll think I’ll eat them so that no one sees them, I’ll think I’ll eat them so that no one sees them.
You have always been unique.

Sasha20062: I was persuaded by the group today that I was sad

The approximation of the holiday can be tracked by women's clothes. Electricity goes to corporate

This abandoned man with cat is already dreaming of me.

He was walking all week, and his wife came here earlier. The key is already in the castle, it is forged, and the man watches the flower from the cage:"Hold on, Couple!You can't breathe this way!2nd"

I talk to a girl on the phone:
Go to Google "Let it snow" It will be fun... the snow will go, and then the screen will freeze and you will not be able to draw it like a finger on the glass.
I am not painting...
How is it? Do you press the left mouse button?
- I don't think about anything... you said that you can... I'm sitting here for 5 minutes screen wiping my finger...=(

The one we are used to call "Catherine the Great" is actually Sophia von Angalt-Zerbst-Dornburg. She was born in Poland, which was then part of Germany. Her parents are German and Polish.
Det: She hardly knew Russian, and managed to make four grammatical mistakes in a word of three letters (writing as ischo, not what you thought).
Det: And I don’t see any reason for her addiction to non-parnocopytes to make conclusions about the sexual disobedience of the Russians!

If you are attacked by a shark, beat her blood-cut hand right on her nose!

We asked – we answered.

>> What does a girl mean after a 9 year absence when she asks;
>> - How are you doing?
>> that’s just shit, I’ve been out for two hours now.

Most likely, she has a ugly character and a strongly overestimated self-esteem. She was sent many times by decent people, after which she, shaking her heart, helped those who she thought were evil.
Be careful bro.

Fosta, you are Gondon

Wauu: Gondon, not Gondon, but for the chest had time to hold

XXX is
Hair in the ass, fuck.
XXX is
Fuck, it wasn’t your message.

Some individuals need to be forced to take the exam for the right to drive a cart in the hypermarket

Users who are very accustomed to win XP and moved to seven, should indicate the user name "My Documents".

Little Petya loves gifts. His mother gave him two lines of equal length, consisting of large and small letters of the Latin alphabet. Now Petya wants to compare these lines lexicographically.Help Pete to make a comparison. by Facepalm
yyy: Help Pete not end his life with suicide :D

You look at the next "Thormoz" and don't believe it was once the fastest sperm.

From foreign history of disease (translation from English):

The patient refused to open.
The patient had not committed suicide before.
The patient left the leukocytes in another hospital.
The patient's medical history - without features, except for the set
40 pounds in the last three days.
She has neither a shake nor a cold, but her husband notes that she was very hot in bed last night.
The patient has pain in the chest when lying on his left side for more than a year.
On the second day the condition of the knee improved, on the third day it disappeared.
The patient is depressed, constantly crying. There are also signs of depression.
My patient has suffered from depression since she first approached me.
1993 to 1993
Status: Alive but without my permission.
A shy 59-year-old man, looking healthy, in a healthy mind, but forgotten.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
Pain from the fingers and below.
Skin: wet and dry.
The patient is conscious and does not respond.
Periodically experiences constant rare headaches.
Rectal examination showed that the size of the thyroid gland is within the normal range.
She that she had suffered from constipation almost all her life until she divorced.
The breasts are the same, react well to light and movement.
The patient has two teenage children. There are no other deviations from the norm.

“I’ll be ready in 15 minutes!” “I’ll be home in 15 minutes!”“”

Discussion of the smartphone:

I always liked the tubes of this company.

Jura, go out, take it!But advice. take yourself not girl! bought a girlfriend she took my whole brain out!He was smarter than her!! to