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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №49864
 05.07.2011
I’ve been laughing for 17 minutes!!!! to
I can’t calm down.)
The neck hurts (
YYY: We are going to break up.
XXX: It helped

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49863
 05.07.2011
Electricist: I don’t understand why girls are called Transformer Substation.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №49862
 05.07.2011
> Put into an impasse by the question: "And the hell in the household needs this
> Theory of Trigonometry"
> Something could not be found to answer, maybe you have any options?

I scream during the 17 friction: "CATANGENS!And the girls like it!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №49861
 05.07.2011
On the subject of the culture of the hoops.

I'm going on the street (literally three hours ago) A guy approaches with Tomik Yesenina and says:
8 rubles is missing. to help.
I give him a little bit of what he says:
Bless the Lord God you and your children, stand in the shadow of a tree and continue to read Yesenin.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49860
 05.07.2011
XXX is OK!I will hit my stomach.
YYY: I’ll hit the stomach... God, I’d never thought I’d take you off the slang, not vice versa.
Okay, don’t get it all right :P
Okay, okay mom, you see it.

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49859
 05.07.2011
In our facility, builders are so harsh that they wear shoes with mounting...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №49858
 05.07.2011
X: Children are a survivor of the
and 0_o
Y: It has been successful. As an adult

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №49857
 05.07.2011
Go sunbathing well so that it was not so hot took a bottle of cola previously left and forgotten in the freezer (a piece of ice as a result) to drink while lying sunbathing wife put this bottle under her head minutes after 10 I tell her "You will not get cold?!" What did she answer to me so without thinking "What??" ))))

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49856
 05.07.2011
She: When a girl likes a guy, in his presence she’s going to bump.)
He: Apparently some girls like all the guys without exception... And in general they are nice people))

[ + 63 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49855
 05.07.2011
The guy who gives multiple orgasms, feeds, drinks and lets you use the internet...From Which city are you???!!! I will come!!! to

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №49854
 05.07.2011
Kulichik: trouble... I wonder what will be in hell with those who have been sorrowful all their lives?
Olga: They will be planted on a taboo in the middle of an empty gray space from where you can’t get anywhere away and there will be absolutely nothing to do there... And so they will sit there... sit there... eternity.
Kulichik: I usually do this job.


[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49853
 05.07.2011
Kirill is crazy.
Kirill: Now I will eat bread with melted cheese and condensed
She wanted separately.
But gravity decided for me.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №49852
 05.07.2011
If a person goes down the road with his head down, it is not necessarily that he is sad. Maybe he likes his feet.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №49851
 05.07.2011
I found a new job!
WOW: Congratulations to you! Where is?
In the zoo shop ?
Oh yeah, they will sell you there.
Oh yeah, you have gone!! The fucking!
Wow... maybe it was a hidden compliment.
HHH: How is it?
Well... maybe I’ve compared you to a spider?
Oh... sorry... thank you ?
I said, maybe...

[ + 62 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49850
 05.07.2011
Question to Knowledge:

Will a daylight light burn if it is taken from both sides with bare hands, and while crawling on the plastic floor in wool socks?

At work, we can’t calm down.)


[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №49849
 05.07.2011
I am tired!! Thousands of years on the market of educational, disciplinary, and motivational tools!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №49848
 05.07.2011
Tonight on the music channel:

Two young men invite two cute girls for a serious relationship.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №49847
 05.07.2011
Decepticons are unreasonable. If they had immediately disembarked in Soviet Russia and united with the Communists, they would have long ago given everyone a drink and drank their juice in their quarter.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №49846
 05.07.2011
Remember, in the nineties, the toy was popular.
XXX: Pidori's Pushkin Color
YYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: I didn’t have it.
Yyy: I thought everyone was playing with her.
YYY: What can you do with it?
You will be surprised, nothing ?
xxx: she just jumped down the stairs))) you put her on the stairs and she goes down
XXX: Like some people
xxx: pudded and useless, but so happy if you get them down the stairs ^_^

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №49845
 05.07.2011
Many even live under mysterious circumstances.

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