In the toilet of the restaurants "IL Patio" and "Planeta Sushi" instead of the usual music plays a course of learning Italian and Japanese.
A friend returns all dissatisfied and says that he will not leave tea at this restaurant.
I get, he says, my device, the voice is given from the speakers "Pico - small, Pico - small".

daughter 6 years. Walking past another shelf in the store, thumbs his finger:
Dad, what is this?
I: This is a paddle.
Daughter: And why is he?
I: Well, to repair various devices, televisions, computers.
Daughter: Aaa (thinkingly)... And I thought to find out the truth.
Since then, I have tried not to watch TV.

Even if cars with a built-in alcohol tester appear in Russia, the Russians are not confused and will simply carry a compressor with them and blow it into the tester. Yes is. In any case

All those affected by the loss of socks in the washing machine - there are special lightning net bags for socks and small things. It is very comfortable!! Mother of three sons.

SeeR: If you consider the lenny ratio to be equal to the ratio of what was to be done to what was done, I traditionally divide Sundays by zero.

The word "processor" is male, therefore it has two cores.

Russian student: I did not find the textbook useful...I did not even open it.

Years unremittingly go by... And only the notion that once there was a funny humor about the amins and compas, never gets old! and ;)

Fresh number of magazine
"The Secrets of the 20th Century" (c)
Hybrids in
The roads. ... of course,
Modern Russian
Supercars "Priora" and
"KALINA" – also weighs
They are good and even give in.
Price Relationship
for its direct
Competitors- "Ferrari"
and "Mazerati"...

Novosibirsk, the place and time of the meeting have already been designated - I want to remind you, take mandarin, champagne, bengal lights and plastic cups with you:))
And don’t think "I won’t take, let somebody else take")
thank you :)

Make peace in the world and everyone who wanted to finally got fucked!

nic_aaL to fuck! There is no justice!
I agree :) What is it about?
nic_aaL: after 10 minutes, there is no coffee in the whole office. But the essence is another: Max has not washed his cup for 5 years or more, and in fact, the last year it is even scary to take in his hands. But now he poured a boil into it, and there was coffee. A smell for the whole room. And this unclean shit is still smiling!
The Revolver: R
nic_aaL: well real, where is justice!? to

XXX: The day hasn’t gotten fine today (
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Shortly, first, the masterpiece on the matana sent to the repair, then argued with Olka, went, jerked, bought bread, fell, here from the car in three voices: "Well, you are a horse, how do you live in the world at all? Well you and the loser", it turned out to be.

You know, if you have a long plush, it can come in the morning. Even a little more, even a new year.

xxx: compared to spending on a girl, paying a subscriber is a cute stuff

Yesterday, two cups of coffee from Brazil were brutally tested in one of the Moscow apartments.

In Russia now such a situation, that all those who serve in the army are poor, those who could not buy back, bad. In Norway, eight trains were stopped because of a hamster who was stuck in the railway, and it is better to be a hamster in Norway than a soldier in Russia.

I work as a modest programmer in a well-known IT corporation. Recently, our administrators presented their latest invention - some clever computer network. Guess how they called her. is correct. and skynet.

Opium
As a feeling?

Royd
Thanks for living.

Umka: You have to be an idiot to want to argue before the New Year.
This is not a gift to give 😉
The Maximum)
Max: So what? I always do so)) I offend everyone and don't give anything to anyone))
Nick: That is an idea. Max is a genius.