Sandris: He threw his phone out the window. I confirm that the "flight mode" function does not work.

The stars are small holes in the floor of Paradise.

Will you go with me to the parade on May 28th?
YYY: The Fells!
YYY contact removed itself
XXX is he-he. To whom do I owe more money?

xxx: he works in some cool it-office, receiving more than 200 thousand, that’s for sure. I finished mga. He has a car for $5 million.
XXX: the shortest full shit

They robbed an apartment. Money and jewelry on the spot, but the guitar and poster with Jimmy Morrison disappeared. It was the most expensive, scissors.

On the site read:"the schedule of the ends of the world from 2008 to 2020" - soon I hear how the holiday will be introduced))we will note)))

I had my world (images of the sphere). Then you came, twisted it, as if a Rubik’s cube looked at the result and hit it with the words “Well, no, it’s not going.”

Medvedev’s visit to the Kuriles.
The Japanese people are hurt.
Ivanov’s visit to the Kurils.
The Japanese people are hurt.
Putin’s visit to the Kurils.
The feelings of the Japanese people are killed.

very well. The triangle. I chased further.

I will call the police!
Where will you paint the pentogram?

> Calls me a friend - a man 26 years old, the army removed,
> the testing officer in the ATI office is working. An explanatory type.
> So, it sounds like "Olo, fly, I’m going to go - what’s in the store
> to take?"
> I have him - well beer minimum, to buri what.
> Well clear that it was something about beer.
> Comes... 2 liters of shell and a cherry cake...

Everything was done correctly, and the tester...

Comment on the news of the end of the world on May 21 on the Rambler:

End of the World:
A giant asteroid is approaching Earth. Group of brave drillers
He went to install a nuclear charge.

The second day.
A giant asteroid with a nuclear charge is approaching Earth.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I went in the elevator, my grandmother went with me.
He asks, “Are you from 36 apartments?”
I say “Yes”
She says, “Look, you have air conditioners hanging there, and one just above my window, and there a pipe drops on my cloth, and I can hear it all.”
I said to her, “Don’t scream, I didn’t turn it on.”
She says, “No, it’s going to matter.”
Fuck, I think our grandmothers have already roasted.

The chat comes electric.
* "Buyvol" changed the nick to "electroGEC"
[02/01/2010 03:09:32] ELECTRIC CHUC: you are all fucked!!!!! to
The electricity leaves us.
* "electroGEC" changed the nick to "Buyvol"

XXX is
We had an electrician hanging on a pillar next to the office. And now hangs only the bag from the electrician, and the electrician himself is not. I am worried...

YYYY
Was he shining? I could have taken the 40s, ah...

(See, the discussion of Arnie Schwarzenegger, who betrayed his wife with a terrible old thick housewife and borrowed from her an out-of-marriage son.)

carrie_bradshow: well, let’s put it off, she could be after birth)
x_status: in just 10 years a woman could not transform from a hot beauty into a thick wallet with chemistry
carrie_bradshow: Yes, it could be a normal aunt. Judging by social networks, our former classmates are breaking up at the same rate.

The husband walks with his five-month-old daughter on his hands around the apartment.
Here is my cat. She was my mom and daddy, and now she is yours too. So if we decide to eat it, we will have to divide it into three.

"The authority is so quickly digging its grave, so quickly the blades blink, that we have no possibility to approach and dive at least once for the decency of ourselves."
Leader of RNE A.P. Barkashov

Someone is objective ?

The daughter argued with her wife for about an hour and proved that she was already an adult and independent, and that she knew everything perfectly. Eventually knocking on the door, she ran out of the house. It does not take five minutes.
I forgot my cell phone. Do you know where my phone is?

In the supermarket, there are two types in line, the front for the verstu, the red-eyed and the ugry. One bubbles something of the type: fucking, what his wife asked to buy... Here his phone ringed the melody of the song of Shnura with the words "give bananas, marijuana, sun give..." Such a hit, type a sure! I’ll come and go to the debris shop. The second humour followed him: Ivan, here the grass is not sold.

by 18.05.11

Alina: When food is finished in the refrigerator, there is always only garlic and lemon left. Garlic and lemon - amulets that drive food out of the refrigerator?
I usually have ice cream.
No, it is an amulet of ice cream!