The closet
I went with my wife to friends for their one-year-old baby’s birthday.
The place was barren, ten minutes before the shlagbaum stood while an armed guard called up with the masters. Passengers in the village, mostly known faces throughout the country...
The house of our friends is beautiful and rich (rich through the Ukrainian letter)
Everything inside is fun and delicious. They sat as they were at the table and divided groups of interests on billiards, libraries and wine cellars.
I browse the floors with the parents of friends, not forgetting to praise the chic circumstance. Suddenly in one of the rooms I am dying and falling into a space-time continuum!!! to
From surprise I can’t imagine where I’m... My closet is in front of me!
I have to say that this is not just a closet, but a closet! The oak tree, a little over two hundred years old, was built by a German master. As long as I remember, I know every wrap in it. It is as if two-story, all carved with columns, like the facade of a fairy castle. At the very top, under the ceiling, the head of the line with scaled teeth, whoever of the classmates did not come to visit me, unusually "hang" at the closet for half an hour with the mouth open...
And when my mother moved to Moscow, the removal of the closet from the country turned into a serious espionage operation.
I have seen a lot of old cabinets and closets in my life, some were similar, some very similar to ours, but this was his twin brother and obviously made by the same master heavenly kingdom (or God give him health if he is a vampire...).
The same to the pain of the native trait, wickedly scattered on me from above... had it not been a slight difference in the color of the lacquer, I would have rushed to call my mom with cries:
“Mom, go into a big room. Where did the Devil’s closet go?“?”
The owners of the house brought me out of shock:
What do you like? He likes everyone...
I don’t like that word, I’ve liked it all my life, my mom.
is the same. One in one.
Do not exaggerate. There is no longer such a closet, and it cannot be.
Manual work, Austria-Hungary, is more than two hundred years old. We bought it.
A year ago and it costs so much that... no, it can’t be like that with yours.
The mother...
Why can’t he? I tell you there is! As for the price,
So in his long and fun life there must have been original moments,
When he was worth no more than a potato cube...
- Still, this is excluded, because the master of such cabinets could have cut off for life
Three things in all... absolutely impossible, as you say, in your own.
My mom had a closet of this number.

People gathered, people smiled, and I felt a slight distrust of my words. My wife shrugged my hand slightly, so don’t argue with the elderly, do you need it?
But for the sake of the red word, I never regretted anyone, especially when I was right. I did not stop this time:
I propose a dispute. Have you thoroughly examined your closet for a year?
Well yes, and what?
- Then let's do that - you now list all the boxes and closets of this
Servant, and I’ll show you one you don’t know about. If I cannot
Show me a secret closet, so I will not be upset tomorrow and bring you it.
photographs of my closet in anfas and in the profile, but if I find such a closet,
What is in it is mine.
The old men smiled and enthusiastically accepted the dispute. They opened all the doors and pulled out all the boxes, and they were exactly seven.
When you take a picture of my mother’s servant, take a picture.
larger, so that the subtlety of the sculpture can be seen... then similar.
I approached the "my native" closet and slightly moved from nowhere pushed out a flat wide box (my grandmother for the whole life before it never thought about it, my mom accidentally discovered...) In the box was a cardboard box, it unwillingly separated from the lacquered surface of the shelf (apparently lay there untouched for more than a hundred years).
In the box were old German playing cards. Well very beautiful. Each is a separate gravure.
The voices spread:
A dispute is a dispute.
The owners had joy and despair on their faces. The joy of acquiring a new secret cabinet, and the despair - you know why.

The old cards didn't even have time to scare, by the evening of the same day, they were lying on their old place... Well maybe not on their own, but on exactly the same, I think no joker noticed the difference...

After all the TV channels showed that the victims of forest fires in
Russia gets new well-equipped houses, forests in Russia can no longer be saved.

Do you believe in signs?
Mademoiselle Hyde: roadside

Working as an electrician, the men hung a sign: "Work in dielectric gloves. The penalty for violation is 380 volts.

It is a gesture!))
Contact survey: "Do you consider yourself an original person?"
Results of Test:
DA: 45761 (99.8%)
NET: 1 (0.2%)

XXX: How is the diploma?
Don’t worry, everything is as it should be!
Ugh, as it was placed on him at the beginning of the semester, so it is still placed on him today...

WOW: I serve in the navy, what kind of original tattoo in marine themes would I put on?

Oh, Daddy there or Mermaid is a banality. I would recommend tattoos to stylize your her under the rope, so that you can roll to the girls with the phrase "Madame, let go in your harbour.". There is also a portrait of Admiral Nahimov in the style of Jack Sparrow. Or tattoo a bowl of pasta flothly in the ear, so that the ear itself is like a bowl. If you roll an anchor, put it on your face, so that its nose is an anchor, its nose a hammer, and your smile is the horns of an anchor!

I am afraid to wear shoes.)
M is?
I waited for a friend, he was late, I decided to wait while I am standing in the nearby store, to see suddenly there are bags...
-I go in, and there is an empty hall and a man of 10 sellers) I felt like a gazelle that is hunted, I walk between the shelves, and they (sellers) surround me from all sides, bypass... really unpleasant feeling what))
It is ?
I turn and go out. One of them is trying to delay the prey "do you have any suggestions?"I’m so stupid! Go away from there ?

xxx: pioneer made booking tickets online at his home
XXX: Cool and comfortable
See also: Free seats with seats occupied.
XHH: and you choose which place c - and book
XHH: cool and comfortable
xxx: but
We live in Russia!
One of the first reservers booked the pool.
by writing the booked chairs in the room

after I saw the cat's eyes looking at my 23" monitor, I decided to change the screensaver to a fixed)))

Lenore_cldg: husband, are you delayed today?

Absolute by Nea. I am on time today.

The word "Listings" is beautifully sealed.
XXX: The postman's chest chopsticks dropped!
YYY: There is an Exelnik, but where are the photos? Without them it can’t go.

Sometimes I just want to kill her.
XXX And sometimes not simply, but sophisticated and with torture.

Why is your lamp flashing? Is epilepsy scary?

I have not been on Google Maps for a long time.
What do you think new locations have emerged? ?

I liked the status of a familiar VK: "It is right that you refuse small joys...such as: to wear a 60-size pants, to eat a happy mil with a toy and the boy who bought it".

He lost a friend 100 rubles in a bet, wanted to throw on the phone,
But the terminal did not work, so payment was postponed until evening. I write to him in aska:
The terminal does not work. Cinema in the evening. The money will be during
Tony
Listen, Johnny, Don Carlon won’t be very pleased with this.
Listen to
Don’t just cut off Elizabeth’s fingers anymore
Oooo, Elizabeth... as she stood, Johnny
Do not touch her with your dirty hands, shit!
If there is no money, there is nothing to touch.
I will repay the debt. Let me talk to her.
1 to Allo. and Elizabeth!! to
1 Everything will be fine. You hear me sweet!! to
and Johnny!! to
2 is cute!! to
1 by Elizabeth.
What they put in my mouth I can’t say.
Now, Johnny, you understand our determination.

Someone in Ancient Welsh
From a richly decorated lodge
He went to the country where Pluto reigned.
Simply put, he is dead.
And as it used to be, he appeared in hell for judgment.
Then question him:
“What were you? Where was he born?”
He was born in Persia, and was a satrap.
But since, while I was alive, I was poor in health,
I did not regulate the area.
I left everything to the secretary.”
“What did you do?” – “Drank, ate and slept,
He signed everything he gave.”
So go to his paradise!”
“How! Where is justice?”
Mercury was screaming,
Forgetting about politeness.
“Oh brother! Answered Eak. – is
You do not know the affairs.
Do you not see? The dead man was a fool.
If with such power.
He took for his deeds, unfortunately,
It would ruin the whole end.
You’t have tears there!
Then he went to paradise.
What has not been done.”

Yesterday I was in court and saw a judge there:
It seems like he is in heaven!

I.A The Wings

We never understand the French manners... one is allowed to make prostitutes the first ladies, and the second is not allowed to fuck even the maid in a human way.

xxx: During today’s walk my blue eye under the eye gained more than 2000 views =(