Dear fellow citizens. If you use the service "music instead of glues" (and similar ones) - turn it off. Give us a gift for the New Year!

A mother complains to her father about her son:
There are questions in his diary. Do anything!
Change the code?

History of queries in a known search engine:
Diploma in a week
Diploma in 3 days
Diploma by night.

A mother who bought her child a cell phone box brought it to the store to return to the seller.
What are you complaining about?
The child refuses to use the blanket.
P and why? What does not suit?
We ordered a box with a spider man, and on the box the inscription SPIDER-MAN. When the lightning is turned on, the letter S is not visible.

Vegyja: romance – the less it is, the better it is.
If the guy just does that suffers such a fist...the question arises: is the guy a man?
Telecantrelem: And if you offer girls a sausage sandwich> is it romantic?
1143r: Telecantrelem, in certain circumstances it is very even romantic.for example-she drank a glass of samsung and have nothing to eat.and here you are with a butter.

XXX: There is only one thing left.
YYY :?
XXX: Get rid of the cries!
Do you feel embarrassed that I am a girl?
XXX is in the depth
YYY: I am not.

The ex who left me.

Oleg - Hi, I have trouble.It's all so fucking that I don't want to live!
Sun is glad for you.

and yeep))

xxx: By the way, there is one theory that 21.12.2012 will be a transition to a new energy level.
Amm... how is it?
XXX: Type us on a new servo will be transferred, faster

Call the provider
I broke my washing machine.
YYY: What does this have to do with us? We are only responsible for your internet.
I bought it on the internet and bought it!!!! to

There is no beauty in the Ukrainian language.
"How can you be gay in the world?"

Tomorrow is a group meeting. at 16:00 in Paba on Taganka. What, will you be?
Tagged: vodka
YYY: I think I answered two questions right away.

I’m standing with a friend and I hear a mother’s conversation with her little daughter.
Who do you love more, brother or sister?
The girl replies sadly: I love the sausage.

Med0ff: Today I'll be in such a wild shit that I'll fuck anyone. % of
No one will give you any money, shit.
med0ff: There are a couple of non-lose options )))
Mak$: Take me with you!! to

Chuck Norris entered the chat.
Chuck Norris has left the chat.
A_L_E_X: We are lucky

Hi, I am Johnny Knoxville, and today my friends and I will try to survive the first day of the week.

She was not a botanist. She just couldn’t write. She had to learn everything!!! to

XXX: Are you ready to go?
YYY : No.
XXX: I too
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
XXX: We will break
XXX: The first one too

The admin note:

If the 12-year-old son of the boss goes to the server room: to a big trouble.

In the office:
Matthew: Lena, what about gifts?
See also: Lena! What about gifts?
Dima: She is ignoring you.
Lena : Who?

I complain to a friend that a guy calls me a bug and I try to come up with a name for him, so that he is uncomfortable too.
"blin well call him a zoophile once he sleeps with bugs))))))))))))) I am generally a rabbit with an internship, even my parents call me a rabbit))))) last year the ears gave and roasted)))"