XXX: Remember we were with you and when you finished, said oh..?)

The most favorite thing in cleaning an apartment is chasing a cat with a vacuum cleaner.

X: Today I was scared of my own stupidity.
x: agreed to meet at 17:30 with the girl on Friday.
X: I go after the pair, I come, I stand, I wait. I look at the clock, I think to call and I look here, I arrived an hour earlier, at 16:30.
x: at 17:45 I still call, it turns out today is Thursday and I agreed to meet with another girl: (((

Lust really makes a woman stupid, but so happy.

Recently, we had a "white beast" - a dog of the breed "Vestik". Very affectionate, but annoying - stick to everything, and until it lickes - it will not calm down. On the street, too, she sticks to everyone, her tail turns into a fan, she stands on her back legs and begins to jump. We taught her to touch the strangers, but not to show kindness is, apparently, above her strength.
Her husband usually walks with her. Yesterday he came back from a walk and whispered, “I love this dog!” He tells. They enter the elevator, and there is already a girl from our entrance. The girlfriend knows the beast, and knows that she loves to express her joy. He clamps to the wall of the elevator and cries:
“Do what you want, but don’t tear your socks.”

He still regrets not taking advantage of the offer.

Today in the Georgian Hall of the Kremlin were solemnly awarded orders and flashes.

We enter with Dimka in the slurry workshop.All the slurries sit.Sanya boasts:
You do not have that!
With these words, Sanya drops her pants.On the trousers with the big letters:"Welcome".
Look back and forth without clothes.
Everyone was crying.
The Sun (C)

Arsenicum: what is it?
Arsenicum moved hosts from Egypt to Libya and then to Japan.

A young man gave me a lily. Such a large bouquet, large. It was March 8th.
Well, I put that wreath on the kitchen in the vase, and we went for a walk with him.
In the morning, this subject wakes up, goes to the kitchen, and from there there is a cry full of sacred disgust:
Is this the smell I gave you?? to

by ALI_KS I have a great team of drivers. Three mountaineers, two old men, four future police officers with brick faces, one acne child, one spouse and one apparently gay, because he knows more ways to tie a shuffle than I do.
by ALI_KS We will surely die out.

DC: I had a neighbor in the town hall that was impossible to wake up
DC: In principle, it is impossible if he slept
DC: One day he was asked to the phone, in the afternoon, he slept
DC: I went to wake up.
DC: I pin it, oral it, waved the alarm - it didn't help
DC: Then I poured it out of the tea.
He opened his eyes, looked and asked.
Q: What are you, ohhh?
DC: turned and slept further

In the ASCII:
Q: What are your plans for the evening?
YY: Well, I was going to jump with a skate, and then go to the gym, which is next to the house... But here came a husband, brought a cake, a piece of cheese and a bottle of vinyl. You will have to sit at home, eat, cuddle and cry over the heavy part of the grandmother.

From the discussion of the probability of an earthquake and ways of rescue:
It is better to go to the bathroom...
222...and another bathroom to cover up...
And in a couple of thousands of years, happy archaeologists will uncover the tomb of a new pharaoh.
111: Morinated in his own excrement.
333: And experts will hotly argue about the secret of this balsam

xxx: Imho will end up in the fact that all 6 reactors will flood, then all of this will be poured out of the top with concrete for 10 meters and killed.

They promised to build a monument, so they ordered him a 50-meter-high fox, hit from the top, and write: we hit the fox on nuclear power.

The celebration of March 8th is considered to be finally successful only now!
I am :?? to
Light: The pregnancy test was not confirmed. The Month! →! to

AKG K 518 DJ by Jonny
I have been using these headphones for 2 years! After a year, one ear stopped working and then the other.

Yeltsin – 189 cm, Putin – 176 cm, Medvedev – 162 cm
Soon we'll have a new president =D

We are looking for an employee for the job of supplier. Yesterday bring a resume: study in a decent university, a red diploma, worked in this specialty, etc. Contacts - home phone, cell phone, e-mail - MEGATRACHER88.
Epic Fail is.

Ulyan 3 years. He sits with a toy phonendoscope in his hands:
I will catch fish!
This is for the doctor!
Okay, I am a doctor. What disturbs you?
Yes, my throat is hurt. Can you help?
I can not.
Why is!? to
I will fish...

I bought a soccer friend. The red. He is a fan of the team "Rubin". Speak at home loudly:
What color is the shape of the "Rubin"?
My husband is a young genius. He was angry:
How can the shape of a ruby be a color? In general, in the scientific language, it is not a ruby, but a corundum. Not a form, but a formula. The formula is aluminum two to three, density on the mineralogical scale - 9. You are stupid babies!

I sit over this botan and consider the shape of the "Rubin" in the Yandex. She is red. Goats will come :)