Sweaters, sweaters and beards

We at the DJ club connected a notepad to the reinforcement and columns of 2.5 kW each. They play a shooter. Gualt is such that the Battle of Kursk smokes on the sidelines. And these two fools are discussing how to get the equalizer out so that Kalash sounds more realistic.

by g.

Los is a friend from Norilsk.

The hamster was finally buried.
Or-hor: So did you get it?
The type of that. In November, the hamster died, well, decided, in the morning we buried, and so - in a glass bowl was placed and taken to the balcony. The husband was upset, went to smoke on the balcony and then forgot to close the window behind him... in short, from the evening there was snowfall, at night everything was hidden, and from the morning they hit the frost and all this came up. called the masters, they said - the door must be broken... and we just moved, money at zero, decided to wait until spring... so all the winter and spent - with a view of the dead hamster from the window. The guests didn’t believe us at first, they thought we were joking.
or-hor: O_o
The guests are less likely to come in :)

I can not!! The candidate sent me a resume!! Excerpts (word to word):

Professionally
Skills and knowledge:

A rich imagination that doesn’t match everyone.
the standards;

- epistolar practice - as a method of knowledge of mechanisms of being;

influence on the subconscious;

- easily metamorphosis into any creative body;

I have a great potential of comprehensive and specific knowledge;

- confidently and effectively jongle with stereotypes of the masses and personalities.

Why are you so sad and tired?
I am sad! I am tired!

XXX: The weather was awful. It would be a beautiful princess... So, at two o’clock at night, she eats a sausage.

There is also Dr. Haff in the doctor’s stock. A series about the hard life of an American psychoanalyst.
A psychoanalyst? Do not persuade or persuade.
He is a good psychoanalyst. In his office in the first series, a patient was shot.
That inspires optimism.

I argued for a long time with my friends that I would become a police officer.. I went to the Academy of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and here is such a fool :( I will not argue anymore!

xxx: "Residents of the depths will be able to find Dmitry Medvedev at their entrance" (c) News on Rambler
You go out here to smoke in the entrance - and there Dmitry Anatolich....))
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Dialogue with the guard at the hospital
I: You can go to the N room to help the patient carry things.
Guard: Yes, you can, put on a bagel, fasten the width and pass.

Returning from a trip with a companion. The train. Almost at midnight. He writes something on his cell phone. Then comes the SMS response. He is rugging. It turns out he wrote to his friend: "Everything is okay. There is no money. A peaceful night. Toughened Laminated Safety Glass. "
And only he accidentally sent this message not to a girlfriend but to his former boss with whom he had a normal friendly relationship. There is a response from him :)"Nothing! The case corrected! On the phone you threw 500re and 2500re on the map. How can you - so give" In the morning on the phone really was 500re)))

Currently I am on the bus.
The boy holds a figure of iodine.
Ukrop: and explains to mom that if daddy will be angry it will be bad :-)
Rancor: The Beautiful

Application to the Technical Department:
Users cannot access the laptop.
Answer: It is sad...

M is KM. And I smell.
The Railway
The spade. With Creatine. I am
A brutal thing.

The man!What is the name of this cosmetic with this magical, wonderful scent?? to

Purchased on the spotlight on March 9, Prioru hatchback at the ATM car show, today a girl from the salon calls.
Q: Can I do a survey? Are you satisfied with our service?
I was not at your service!
Q: Have you bought a car from us and have you never been to the service?! to
I: Did I have to?
D: It is strange.
And it turns off, luckily I’m sitting here and wondering what I’m doing...

Call to Support
The girl! What should I do? My computer wrote something.
What exactly? Where did he write?
I don’t know any letters. I’m afraid to turn it on now. What to do?? to

What is Pessimism, Spring? What about romance? A feeling of euphoria?
Girl: Five days a month I should be pessimistic!

My mother recorded me on a manicure.
Do you think that male and female are different? xd
Well, I’m just saying so I don’t feel ashamed :)

AferaTM (13:12:26 7/04/2011)
I saw this advertisement on the street! ?
drawn a man in a suit and the inscription: ELECTRONIC SELECTOR will do everything for you
I just read the 5 right!! to

How right was my former fellow when he said:
If you were told to be in the military command at exactly eight o’clock, know, exactly eight o’clock you are there to do no. She does not like the military service in a hurry. The clock at nine is like this."
Close up at eight. I waited an hour.

The spring has come, the saucers have come.
My grandmother is ugly,
gathered in parks,
hit in the cockroach.

Horses fly over their heads.
They are proud of the like.
The cat lies and sunrise.
He looked X like it was.