I now so that the socks in the machine are not lost by stepling them in pairs. They disappeared in pairs.

<Gio> about the absent do not speak, or speak well
<Gio> for example, "good that he is not"

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And, of course, it raises the mood from the morning that I learned something new.
For example, Batman in Ukrainian is Man-Kagan.

I will go into sexual slavery for three-time food.

You are my cute cute cat.
See also: Murr
So... from what?
I will put you a sardine in my mouth...
by O.O
I will give you a sausage and sausage.
I will pour you a large bowl of milk...
Tagged with: scared
“You eat, my cat, it’s good.
You have such a thin neck.
Something about zoophile... anyway.
You have to eat a lot, you have to sleep a lot.
To make a cat big and fat!
Then I’ll give you a kitchup...
The longest lunch in the world will be your lunch.
You will become a big cat.
I’ll be proud of you and then...
I will take you with my umbrella!! to
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Wild people should not be subjected to nuclear technology.

- A scenario like Chernobyl in Japan is impossible in principle!

The Communist dictatorship lies about the situation in Chernobyl!

Millions of slaves with the help of the KGB are driven to eliminate the accident with the help of machine guns!

Half of the Soviet Union has become a radioactive desert.

Japanese newspapers about the accident at the Chase to the heart of some smart, please miss out, let the children of the pepsi generation see.

Son, seeing the poster of Valery Leontiev:
Look at the crazy hat!

When a person sees something good, his pupil expands by 40%.
YYY: That is, when it is smoked, is the world beautiful?! to

Katya: I hope at least for a while they leave me alone and let me prepare for the exam.
Is the exam crazy? Come and prepare for me :)

No one noticed? It is time to take the Ark and look for a couple of creatures.

Tagged with: nick tazykkrov
Tagged: fucking shit
I saw Nick MasterKunulingus xD
HGH: Nothing too
Thanks, there were no stars.
Nick Draco as I want. He took the exchange for a week.
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In the news yesterday heard.. "the alleged explosive device in the left-back bag in the supermarket was turned on by a phaloimiter";;

O_O

Choose between two evils.

History of life!
I am at the Novosibirsk station. Next to the multicass is a blonde, the balance is replenished! And the cartoonist speaking, and from it it says "confirm the correctness of the number", the blonde tilt to the place to whisk money, and loudly on the whole station says, "I wait!" After this phrase, I even roasted the multicass!!! to

If Cristiano Ronaldo breaks his leg in the ass of Jennifer Lopez, the total amount of insurance will exceed the budget of Angola!

The Netherlands
Listen, what is it called when I perceive the noise of the pellet from the bowl on the fire as the sound of the crowd meeting their ruler?

rand0m :never, in any case, say the word "processor" when it comes to a laptop
rand0m: you can cause user mistrust and doubt in your qualifications
rand0m: because the processor is a blank box, and it is not in the notebook

The dialogue.
and hello. I had an erotic dream with you today.
OOOOO OOOOO! And finally! Tell me.
I was in your house with three guys.
and fucking. And what exactly did I do?
You looked up at the door...

Check out the machines with my mentor (N), a guy of 25 years:
I: If you remove that hook, you can disassemble everything in 5 minutes.
N: Gaeccha is the friend of Chip and Dale, and for you it is the M20 gait!

She said, “It’s impossible,” the reason said, “It’s reckless,” the experience noticed, “It’s useless,” the pride cut off, “Try...” the dream whispered.
He is:..."bla-bla-bla" - he was snooping ?